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Season 2  "The Kiss"  2x2

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 29, 2010

Gloria decides to honor her late grandmother by cooking more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out Alex is interested in a boy; Mitchell's aversion to public displays of affection causes an argument.

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except maybe making that stupid sound with his mouth.
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before you start making up excuses to get out of it?
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I have tried to talk to her.
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And I don't think that you were the good girl
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
than the real you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
You won't kiss me in front of other people
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
That's different. That's confrontation.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
You don't like "kiss-buggy"?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
I've been trying to get this old picture of her printed,
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Mr. Hot-dog fingers who can't press "print"
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
So, I hear you have a boyfriend.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Well, what are you waiting for?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
I thought you were.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
so I unplugged it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Here's a little trick that I've found pretty useful with Claire.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Uh, that should be printing.
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Hi, Jeremy. I want to ask you something.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
Oh, God, that's from "Notting hill."
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
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my beliefs, my chunchullo, my abuela.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
My culture is very important to me!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
In Colombia, when you cook in honor of the departed,
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Mm-hmm.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Higher! Louder! There!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
- I... - You read her texts?!
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Well, I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
She said she felt her here this morning...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
if that's really you,
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Come on!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Well, okay.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
I mean, lord knows I... I've got my quirks.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
Tonight we dine on the traditional Colombian recipes
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
To Ana-María Rosa...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
One moment you were there, the next, only shoes.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Ay, Cameron, it's not Mitch's fault.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
It's because of you that your son cannot kiss his own lover.
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in front of my whole family.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
you were delivered to my door in a squad car,
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
I had to download new firmware, install new drivers,
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
This is what we're talking about.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Well, what's wrong with "thanks"?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Trust me, I gave you twice as much as my father ever gave me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Mitch, when was the last time he kissed you?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Jay, kiss your son. He's a mess.
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Don't be coy.

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before you start making up excuses to get out of it?
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
I have tried to talk to her.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
And I don't think that you were the good girl
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
than the real you.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
You won't kiss me in front of other people
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
That's different. That's confrontation.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
You don't like "kiss-buggy"?
#8
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I've been trying to get this old picture of her printed,
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Mr. Hot-dog fingers who can't press "print"
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
So, I hear you have a boyfriend.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Well, what are you waiting for?
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
I thought you were.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
so I unplugged it.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Here's a little trick that I've found pretty useful with Claire.
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Uh, that should be printing.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
Hi, Jeremy. I want to ask you something.
#18
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Oh, God, that's from "Notting hill."
#19
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my beliefs, my chunchullo, my abuela.
#21
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My culture is very important to me!
#22
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In Colombia, when you cook in honor of the departed,
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Mm-hmm.
#24
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Higher! Louder! There!
#25
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Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?!
#27
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- I... - You read her texts?!
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
Well, I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were!
#29
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She said she felt her here this morning...
#30
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if that's really you,
#32
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Come on!
#33
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Well, okay.
#34
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I mean, lord knows I... I've got my quirks.
#36
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Tonight we dine on the traditional Colombian recipes
#37
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To Ana-María Rosa...
#38
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One moment you were there, the next, only shoes.
#39
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Ay, Cameron, it's not Mitch's fault.
#40
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It's because of you that your son cannot kiss his own lover.
#41
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in front of my whole family.
#42
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you were delivered to my door in a squad car,
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
I had to download new firmware, install new drivers,
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
This is what we're talking about.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Well, what's wrong with "thanks"?
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Trust me, I gave you twice as much as my father ever gave me.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Mitch, when was the last time he kissed you?
#48
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Jay, kiss your son. He's a mess.
#49
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Don't be coy.
#50