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Season 2  "The Musical Man"  2x19

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 13, 2011

Cameron is overzealous in his planning of the spring musical performance at Luke and Manny's school. Jay's brother visits while Phil convinces the family to be in his new ad.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 1
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Blast! This isn't the first time I've been thwarted by my small stature.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 3
- Anything? - Ooh! Ooh!
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Ooh! Ooh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 5
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 6
I wanted to call her Twiki. But Lois said kids now wouldn't get the reference.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 7
But I've wanted to go to Brown ever since I was a little girl.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 8
I have no future! I'm just gonna wait in my room until I'm dead.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 9
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 10
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 11
Lois, I challenge you to a race around the world.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 12
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 13
You never seem to be that interested in journalism-or journalists, such as myself.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 14
- You get it and I'll make you a reporter. - You got it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 15
- Excuse me, Mayor? - How do you know my language?
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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 19
Well, well, Mr Toilet. I thought you were in the Hamptons.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 20
You seize life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 21
No more treats. You're gonna spoil your dinner.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 22
That's why I started Stewie's Big and Tall Man Shop. If you're portly or tall,
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 23
I say, here's the solution to my troubles.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 24
"Pretty sneaky, sis." That one's also funny.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 25
Show yourself, damn you! I've been investigating him for months.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 26
Your story? Wait a minute!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 27
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 28
- I'm Chris. - Eviscerate the proletariat.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 29
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 30
This'll never get Meg on the paper. This is old news.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 31
Meg needs something that'll pull those kids away from their Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 33
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 34
Duh-duh! Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 36
Congratulations, Meg. This is the most sensational story we've ever had.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 37
I'm just reading every high-school newspaper in America to see if I'm mentioned.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 38
- Luke Perry is suing us? - Dad, how could you do this to me?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 39
Ricky, we love you! We love you!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 40
I just wanted you to have something to put on your transcript.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 41
Aw, don't cry, sweetheart. I'll make it up to you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 42
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 43
- Yeeh! - How the hell are you gonna do that?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 44
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 45
I require a hand-operated buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 46
Look here, you gourd-bellied codpiece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 47
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 48
Oh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 49
Listen, Brian, I'd take a bullet for Meg so I'm sure I can take a... Here he is.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 50
- Thirsty? - No.

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Blast! This isn't the first time I've been thwarted by my small stature.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 3
- Anything? - Ooh! Ooh!
#3
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Ooh! Ooh!
#4
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I wanted to call her Twiki. But Lois said kids now wouldn't get the reference.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 7
But I've wanted to go to Brown ever since I was a little girl.
#7
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I have no future! I'm just gonna wait in my room until I'm dead.
#8
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Lois, I challenge you to a race around the world.
#11
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You never seem to be that interested in journalism-or journalists, such as myself.
#13
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- You get it and I'll make you a reporter. - You got it.
#14
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- Excuse me, Mayor? - How do you know my language?
#15
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Well, well, Mr Toilet. I thought you were in the Hamptons.
#19
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You seize life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
#20
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No more treats. You're gonna spoil your dinner.
#21
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That's why I started Stewie's Big and Tall Man Shop. If you're portly or tall,
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 23
I say, here's the solution to my troubles.
#23
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"Pretty sneaky, sis." That one's also funny.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 25
Show yourself, damn you! I've been investigating him for months.
#25
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Your story? Wait a minute!
#26
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- I'm Chris. - Eviscerate the proletariat.
#28
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This'll never get Meg on the paper. This is old news.
#30
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Meg needs something that'll pull those kids away from their Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots
#31
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Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
#33
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Duh-duh! Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!
#34
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Congratulations, Meg. This is the most sensational story we've ever had.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 37
I'm just reading every high-school newspaper in America to see if I'm mentioned.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 38
- Luke Perry is suing us? - Dad, how could you do this to me?
#38
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Ricky, we love you! We love you!
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 40
I just wanted you to have something to put on your transcript.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 41
Aw, don't cry, sweetheart. I'll make it up to you.
#41
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- Yeeh! - How the hell are you gonna do that?
#43
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I require a hand-operated buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 46
Look here, you gourd-bellied codpiece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand
#46
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Oh!
#48
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Listen, Brian, I'd take a bullet for Meg so I'm sure I can take a... Here he is.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 50
- Thirsty? - No.
#50