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Season 2  "Regrets Only"  2x16

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 23, 2011

After Phil and Claire have a huge fight, Gloria steps in to counsel Phil while Jay counsels Claire. Jay has some regret in buying Gloria a karaoke machine. Cameron is in full prep mode for a huge fund-raising event and asks Mitchell and Luke for help.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 1
I didn't think I'd make a good Gigi either, but, God help me, I was flattered.
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- That's 30. - Hit me.
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- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
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Look, Lois, we had a broken car, I did "something", and now we have a new car.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 10
Hey, Cleveland, check out my on-board computer navigation system. Standard.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 11
You're in debt to the Mob. That means they can ask you to do anything.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 12
- Rita Rudner funny. - Yeah, Rita Rudner funny.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 13
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 14
I have asked you here tonight so that you may perform a service.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 15
He's also vile and disgusting.
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- No, what time is it? - It's time for you to get your groove back.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 20
- Home? You know, for dinner. - Oh, yeah? What are we havin'?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 21
That'd be better than having dinner with my family who I love and am not afraid of.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 22
I am gettin' tired of you doin' everything without consultin' me. And...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 23
You know, he meant you're crazy like...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 24
Sorry, what finishing school did you say you went to?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 25
Tell me, kid, what are you, like, 27?
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He's not the kind of person I want hangin' around our family.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 27
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This is my friend, Big Fat Paulie, and, uh... this is his big fat ass.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 29
- Really? You're not just sayin' that? - No, no. It's all Lois.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 30
We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!
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People are worse off than Willy Loman.
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Aw, come on, Lois. The only victim tonight was the work of Arthur Miller.
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- You thought I wanted you to whack Lois? - Guilty.
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- I sort of put a hit out on ya. - How could you put a hit on me?
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the chap who's been touting the merits of a United European Commonwealth?
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- Where's the don? - The don?
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"Now, get the asterisk, percent, ampersand, out of here, you SOB."
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Yeah, I had the doctor look at that.
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- What did you do? - Oh dear, there are so many people to thank.
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It's not that perfect. We'll probably have to buy a gift.
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Didn't you see The Godfather? The don can't refuse a favour on his daughter's wedding.
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You can ask them not to kill Mom.
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Yes, because together we can do anything, face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
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What the hell are you talking about?

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- That's 30. - Hit me.
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- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
#6
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Look, Lois, we had a broken car, I did "something", and now we have a new car.
#9
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Hey, Cleveland, check out my on-board computer navigation system. Standard.
#10
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You're in debt to the Mob. That means they can ask you to do anything.
#11
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- Rita Rudner funny. - Yeah, Rita Rudner funny.
#12
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I have asked you here tonight so that you may perform a service.
#14
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He's also vile and disgusting.
#15
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- No, what time is it? - It's time for you to get your groove back.
#19
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- Home? You know, for dinner. - Oh, yeah? What are we havin'?
#20
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That'd be better than having dinner with my family who I love and am not afraid of.
#21
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I am gettin' tired of you doin' everything without consultin' me. And...
#22
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You know, he meant you're crazy like...
#23
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Sorry, what finishing school did you say you went to?
#24
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Tell me, kid, what are you, like, 27?
#25
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He's not the kind of person I want hangin' around our family.
#26
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This is my friend, Big Fat Paulie, and, uh... this is his big fat ass.
#28
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- Really? You're not just sayin' that? - No, no. It's all Lois.
#29
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We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!
#30
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People are worse off than Willy Loman.
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Aw, come on, Lois. The only victim tonight was the work of Arthur Miller.
#34
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- You thought I wanted you to whack Lois? - Guilty.
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- I sort of put a hit out on ya. - How could you put a hit on me?
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the chap who's been touting the merits of a United European Commonwealth?
#39
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- Where's the don? - The don?
#41
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"Now, get the asterisk, percent, ampersand, out of here, you SOB."
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Yeah, I had the doctor look at that.
#44
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- What did you do? - Oh dear, there are so many people to thank.
#45
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It's not that perfect. We'll probably have to buy a gift.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 47
Didn't you see The Godfather? The don can't refuse a favour on his daughter's wedding.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 48
You can ask them not to kill Mom.
#48
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Yes, because together we can do anything, face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
#49
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What the hell are you talking about?
#50