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Season 2  "The Kiss"  2x2

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 29, 2010

Gloria decides to honor her late grandmother by cooking more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out Alex is interested in a boy; Mitchell's aversion to public displays of affection causes an argument.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
except maybe making that stupid sound with his mouth.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
before you start making up excuses to get out of it?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
I have tried to talk to her.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
And I don't think that you were the good girl
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
than the real you.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
You won't kiss me in front of other people
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
That's different. That's confrontation.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
You don't like "kiss-buggy"?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
I've been trying to get this old picture of her printed,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Mr. Hot-dog fingers who can't press "print"
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
So, I hear you have a boyfriend.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Well, what are you waiting for?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
I thought you were.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
so I unplugged it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Here's a little trick that I've found pretty useful with Claire.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Uh, that should be printing.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
Hi, Jeremy. I want to ask you something.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
Oh, God, that's from "Notting hill."
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
my beliefs, my chunchullo, my abuela.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
My culture is very important to me!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
In Colombia, when you cook in honor of the departed,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Mm-hmm.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Higher! Louder! There!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
- I... - You read her texts?!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
Well, I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
She said she felt her here this morning...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
if that's really you,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Come on!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Well, okay.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
I mean, lord knows I... I've got my quirks.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
Tonight we dine on the traditional Colombian recipes
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
To Ana-María Rosa...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
One moment you were there, the next, only shoes.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Ay, Cameron, it's not Mitch's fault.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
It's because of you that your son cannot kiss his own lover.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
in front of my whole family.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
you were delivered to my door in a squad car,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
I had to download new firmware, install new drivers,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
This is what we're talking about.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Well, what's wrong with "thanks"?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Trust me, I gave you twice as much as my father ever gave me.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Mitch, when was the last time he kissed you?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Jay, kiss your son. He's a mess.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
Don't be coy.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
before you start making up excuses to get out of it?
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
I have tried to talk to her.
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
And I don't think that you were the good girl
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
than the real you.
#5 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
You won't kiss me in front of other people
#6 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
That's different. That's confrontation.
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
You don't like "kiss-buggy"?
#8 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9 #9 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
I've been trying to get this old picture of her printed,
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Mr. Hot-dog fingers who can't press "print"
#11 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
So, I hear you have a boyfriend.
#12 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Well, what are you waiting for?
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
I thought you were.
#14 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
so I unplugged it.
#15 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Here's a little trick that I've found pretty useful with Claire.
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Uh, that should be printing.
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
Hi, Jeremy. I want to ask you something.
#18 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
Oh, God, that's from "Notting hill."
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20 #20 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
my beliefs, my chunchullo, my abuela.
#21 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
My culture is very important to me!
#22 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
In Colombia, when you cook in honor of the departed,
#23 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Mm-hmm.
#24 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Higher! Louder! There!
#25 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26 #26 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?!
#27 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
- I... - You read her texts?!
#28 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
Well, I'm sorry I'm not a perfect little good girl like you were!
#29 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
She said she felt her here this morning...
#30 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31 #31 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
if that's really you,
#32 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Come on!
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Well, okay.
#34 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35 #35 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
I mean, lord knows I... I've got my quirks.
#36 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
Tonight we dine on the traditional Colombian recipes
#37 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
To Ana-María Rosa...
#38 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
One moment you were there, the next, only shoes.
#39 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Ay, Cameron, it's not Mitch's fault.
#40 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
It's because of you that your son cannot kiss his own lover.
#41 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
in front of my whole family.
#42 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
you were delivered to my door in a squad car,
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
I had to download new firmware, install new drivers,
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
This is what we're talking about.
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Well, what's wrong with "thanks"?
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Trust me, I gave you twice as much as my father ever gave me.
#47 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Mitch, when was the last time he kissed you?
#48 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Jay, kiss your son. He's a mess.
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
Don't be coy.
#50