S2 E17
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Season 2  "Two Monkeys and a Panda"  2x17

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 02, 2011

Claire is run ragged trying to fix Haley and Alex's relationship. Gloria is horrified by Jay's plans to purchase themselves side-by-side crypts. Cameron decides he wants to write a book that celebrates the fact that Lily is adopted, but soon learns something new.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 1
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 2
- Get a hold of yourself! - Ow! Peter, you're supposed to hit Brian!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 3
then breed with their women. In time our differences will be forgotten.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 4
- Logan, let's go. - I can't.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 5
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 6
Yaaaagh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 7
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 8
What do we do now? What the hell do we do now?!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 9
I feel terrible about this. Why don't I put us up in a nice hotel for a couple of days?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 10
Smack? Horse? X? Shrooms? Dust? Meth? In my neighbourhood? I don't think so!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 11
I picked this up on Dateline from that yummy exoskeleton Maria Shriver.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 12
Jump in, honey. Don't be afraid. The turtle will keep you safe.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 13
- Hey, Chris, aren't you comin' in? - Can I swim with my shirt on?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 14
Hey! Hey, everybody! Hey, look what Chris Griffin's father Peter Griffin's doin'!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 15
Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 16
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 17
- Are you ready to... - Go away!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 18
and your father can help you exercise.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 19
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 20
- Honey, they're good for you. - Oh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 21
- Yes! Yes! - I'll have what he's having.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 22
- Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! - Hup! Hup-hup! Hup! Hup!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 23
Come on! You can do it. Feel the burn, Chris. Feel the burn.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 24
OK, just relax. Try to soil yourself, like we practised.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 25
Bovine lummox! Oh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 26
If you can find a hole on the boy that you wanna put your lips on, be my guest.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 27
FYI, he used the fat he took out of her to make the two kids from Good Burger.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 28
And I get all that fat, like the fat's my buddies stuck behind enemy lines, you know.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 29
Oh, good boy, Stewie. Clean plate. Although I think you got...
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 30
and we have something very tasty for big fat you. Bon appétit!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 31
Dad took me to a doctor to get the fat vacuumed out of my belly.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 32
doing something as unbelievably foolish as getting liposuction? Who, I ask you? Who?
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 33
He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 34
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 35
You know, there's somethin' I always wanted to do, Brian,
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 36
I was wonderin' if I could put a little saddle on your back and ride you like a horsy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 37
- Hyah! Hyah! Come on, Old Paint! - I can feel the bones in your ass!
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 38
Meg, you're not gettin' plastic surgery.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 39
Fear not, some day word will reach you about the success of me,
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 40
or your eyes are too close together, or your chest is flabby. You are who you are.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 41
- Dad, you're pretty! Like a girl! - You look like a totally different person.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 42
- Peter, did you get a new buttocks? - I had to. My old one had a crack in it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 43
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 44
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 45
But all those people were in front of me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 46
Well, as a rule, I would say no, but OK, come in.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 47
Hey, when you're beautiful, doors magically open for you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 48
This is the Beautiful People's Club, and you're our newest member.
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 49
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 50
Serves you right. You tried to make Chris jealous, now you have an eating disorder.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 2
- Get a hold of yourself! - Ow! Peter, you're supposed to hit Brian!
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 3
then breed with their women. In time our differences will be forgotten.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 4
- Logan, let's go. - I can't.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 5 #5 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 6
Yaaaagh!
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 7 #7 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 8
What do we do now? What the hell do we do now?!
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 9
I feel terrible about this. Why don't I put us up in a nice hotel for a couple of days?
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 10
Smack? Horse? X? Shrooms? Dust? Meth? In my neighbourhood? I don't think so!
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 11
I picked this up on Dateline from that yummy exoskeleton Maria Shriver.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 12
Jump in, honey. Don't be afraid. The turtle will keep you safe.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 13
- Hey, Chris, aren't you comin' in? - Can I swim with my shirt on?
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 14
Hey! Hey, everybody! Hey, look what Chris Griffin's father Peter Griffin's doin'!
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 15
Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.
#15
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- Are you ready to... - Go away!
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 18
and your father can help you exercise.
#18
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- Honey, they're good for you. - Oh!
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 21
- Yes! Yes! - I'll have what he's having.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 22
- Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! - Hup! Hup-hup! Hup! Hup!
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 23
Come on! You can do it. Feel the burn, Chris. Feel the burn.
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 24
OK, just relax. Try to soil yourself, like we practised.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 25
Bovine lummox! Oh!
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 26
If you can find a hole on the boy that you wanna put your lips on, be my guest.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 27
FYI, he used the fat he took out of her to make the two kids from Good Burger.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 28
And I get all that fat, like the fat's my buddies stuck behind enemy lines, you know.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 29
Oh, good boy, Stewie. Clean plate. Although I think you got...
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 30
and we have something very tasty for big fat you. Bon appétit!
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 31
Dad took me to a doctor to get the fat vacuumed out of my belly.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 32
doing something as unbelievably foolish as getting liposuction? Who, I ask you? Who?
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 33
He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.
#33
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You know, there's somethin' I always wanted to do, Brian,
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 36
I was wonderin' if I could put a little saddle on your back and ride you like a horsy.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 37
- Hyah! Hyah! Come on, Old Paint! - I can feel the bones in your ass!
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 38
Meg, you're not gettin' plastic surgery.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 39
Fear not, some day word will reach you about the success of me,
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 40
or your eyes are too close together, or your chest is flabby. You are who you are.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 41
- Dad, you're pretty! Like a girl! - You look like a totally different person.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 42
- Peter, did you get a new buttocks? - I had to. My old one had a crack in it.
#42
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But all those people were in front of me.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 46
Well, as a rule, I would say no, but OK, come in.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 47
Hey, when you're beautiful, doors magically open for you.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 48
This is the Beautiful People's Club, and you're our newest member.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 49 #49 Recap of Modern Family Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 50
Serves you right. You tried to make Chris jealous, now you have an eating disorder.
#50