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Season 7  "Major Ego"  7x8

Aired 46 years ago - Nov 06, 1978

Captain Tom Greenleigh of Stars and Stripes comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual. Meanwhile, Margeret finds out her estranged husband Donald has tied up their joint account, while fending off at first -- then accepting -- the advances of Greenleigh. Klinger dresses up as various movie characters with the hope that Stars and Stripes will write about how crazy he is.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 1
I'd applaud you, Major, if this boy didn't need his kidney.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 2
I hesitated far too long before springing into action.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 3
I didn't want to be the one to say so, but thank you for confirming it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 4
- It should be written up in all the medical journals. - Or at least Boys'Life.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 5
For Captain Hunnicutt from Mill Valley...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6
If I may wax philosophic...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
- Colonel! - Ah, shoot.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
- The scales of justice take time to balance. - Ah, bull!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
- Good, but you'll have to make it man-to-rat. - [Knocking]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
How 'bout if we discuss it later over drinks in the Officers Club?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
- Brass thinks it's newsworthy. - How'd they find out about it so quickly?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
If it's okay, I'd like to start off by asking you a couple of questions.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
The man's a marvel. He can grovel and blow his own horn in the same breath.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
Pierce! Ignore them, Captain.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
it was inevitable that I attend the finest schools... Choate, Harvard.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 16
- We'll say "cheese," you say "Choate." - Let's call the whole thing off.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 17
Captain, I've got a great photo series for your rag.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 18
That's the idea, sir. I'm a loon. Now tell the world.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
- What about my picture? - We'll think about that tomorrow, Scarlett.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
Springtime in Korea, when the air is filled with pollen and bullets.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
Let's find a really interesting case, one that's more newsworthy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 22
- Yes. - Hey, hey! Watch it, will you?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
Pressure dressing, stat. Get him into O.R. How's this?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
"Why did he do a primary anastomosis?"
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
I'm able to give these brave soldiers that little extra something.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
Mind if I watch?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
Time flies when you're not trying to impress the press.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
Thank you. Gown.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
Why do people always go berserk when they meet a reporter?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
So, tell me about the other times you got clobbered, kid.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32
Gentlemen, this won't take me more than a second.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
Could it be that you missed a bleeder during your press conference in O.R.?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
Could be, but my trick knee tells me check for hemorrhaging.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
is I would have to treat you afterwards.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
- Did you talk to Donald? - Till I was blue in the face.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 37
- I think I'd better go check on Sophie. - Understandable.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
I'm gonna scrub. Prep him for O.R. And go find Winchester.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
- [Chuckles] - That's what he used to call it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41
- How 'bout some coffee? - It wouldn't be the same.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42
"Buy you a drink." "Remember me?" "Mind if I watch?"
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 43
That's awfully good.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 44
Just give me five minutes to... tidy things up a little.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 45
- A perennial box-office favorite. - Not now, huh?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 46
Pierce, how dare you open up one of my patients!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
One of the suture lines is leaking.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 48
- You don't look so bad yourself. - Thank you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 49
Next time we should go to Seoul.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 50
For the first time since my divorce, I was free of my husband.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 2
I hesitated far too long before springing into action.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 3
I didn't want to be the one to say so, but thank you for confirming it.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 4
- It should be written up in all the medical journals. - Or at least Boys'Life.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 5
For Captain Hunnicutt from Mill Valley...
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6
If I may wax philosophic...
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 7
- Colonel! - Ah, shoot.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
- The scales of justice take time to balance. - Ah, bull!
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
- Good, but you'll have to make it man-to-rat. - [Knocking]
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
How 'bout if we discuss it later over drinks in the Officers Club?
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
- Brass thinks it's newsworthy. - How'd they find out about it so quickly?
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
If it's okay, I'd like to start off by asking you a couple of questions.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
The man's a marvel. He can grovel and blow his own horn in the same breath.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
Pierce! Ignore them, Captain.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
it was inevitable that I attend the finest schools... Choate, Harvard.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 16
- We'll say "cheese," you say "Choate." - Let's call the whole thing off.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 17
Captain, I've got a great photo series for your rag.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 18
That's the idea, sir. I'm a loon. Now tell the world.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
- What about my picture? - We'll think about that tomorrow, Scarlett.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
Springtime in Korea, when the air is filled with pollen and bullets.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
Let's find a really interesting case, one that's more newsworthy.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 22
- Yes. - Hey, hey! Watch it, will you?
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
Pressure dressing, stat. Get him into O.R. How's this?
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
"Why did he do a primary anastomosis?"
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
I'm able to give these brave soldiers that little extra something.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
Mind if I watch?
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
Time flies when you're not trying to impress the press.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
Thank you. Gown.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29 #29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
Why do people always go berserk when they meet a reporter?
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
So, tell me about the other times you got clobbered, kid.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32
Gentlemen, this won't take me more than a second.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
Could it be that you missed a bleeder during your press conference in O.R.?
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
Could be, but my trick knee tells me check for hemorrhaging.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
is I would have to treat you afterwards.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
- Did you talk to Donald? - Till I was blue in the face.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 37
- I think I'd better go check on Sophie. - Understandable.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
I'm gonna scrub. Prep him for O.R. And go find Winchester.
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39 #39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
- [Chuckles] - That's what he used to call it.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41
- How 'bout some coffee? - It wouldn't be the same.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42
"Buy you a drink." "Remember me?" "Mind if I watch?"
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 43
That's awfully good.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 44
Just give me five minutes to... tidy things up a little.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 45
- A perennial box-office favorite. - Not now, huh?
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 46
Pierce, how dare you open up one of my patients!
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
One of the suture lines is leaking.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 48
- You don't look so bad yourself. - Thank you.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 49
Next time we should go to Seoul.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 50
For the first time since my divorce, I was free of my husband.
#50