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Season 7  "They Call the Wind Korea"  7x7

Aired 45 years ago - Oct 30, 1978

A strong windstorm affects the M*A*S*H personnel in varying ways: Hawkeye and most of the unit busy themselves securing items that could blow away; Radar prepares his animal hutch for the worst; a disgusted Charles switches his Tokyo-leave transportation from air to ground, and runs into a difficult medical situation en route to Seoul.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 1
If I drive you to Seoul, that means I gotta come back in the storm. Uh-uh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 2
Nah. Too hairy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 3
The war will be called on account of bad weather.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 4
Hot chocolate and marshmallows. Would you like to come by?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 5
- Major, I was just about... - About to go on report, Lieutenant!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 6
[Charles] Klinger, we are not on our way to Grandmother's house.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 7
How could we possibly be speeding?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 8
We'll go by jungle vine. What is it?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 9
Take you right into Seoul. Got it?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 10
[Tsk] Come on, Babette. Will you give me a break once?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 12
Well, uh, let's make sure, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 13
You're the one who said, "I got it, I got it."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 14
- [Wind Blowing] - Looks like we're in for a quiet evening, Sheriff.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 15
- Set him down over there, boys. - I think we got everybody.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 16
- [Groans] - [Hawkeye] Where?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 17
- Major, this wind is blowing right up my skirt. - Keep moving!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 18
- I think I hear someone. - [Shouting Continues]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 19
- [Groaning, Calling, Indistinct] - They're not Americans.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 20
How wonderful it is to travel with you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 21
if you overlook the fact that none of us are gonna see our homes again.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 22
All the years of travel, training, education.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 23
There we go. Easy, easy. Easy, easy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 25
- All right. - [Groaning]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 26
- Sorry, sir. - Go ahead. I'll be all right.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 28
I'm just doin' a bed check now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 29
[Hawkeye] It's closing time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 30
- No problem. Scis... - Scissors!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 31
"Contaminate"? I bathe her every day. She's cleaner than me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 32
If you'll stop by the gift shop on your way out, you can pick up your complimentary fountain pen.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 33
- [Vehicle Arrives] - I'm sorry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 34
- Let's scrub up again. - Let's get to it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 35
Here we are, two guys clinging together for dear life...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 36
That was Bunker Hill, quiz kid.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 37
stock portfolio.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 38
- Now would you like to hear about mine? - Not particularly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 39
Oh, damn! Tension pneumothorax.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 40
Give me the biggest needle and syringe you've got.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 41
See if there isn't anything resembling a tube.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 42
- [Groaning] - Hold him! - Made it across, Major!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 43
This isn't gonna work.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 44
Indeed he is. Stay with me, old man. Steady on.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 45
Snipers, shelling. Just when you think you've seen it all...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 46
- Dear God. - He's been alerted.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 47
- [Margaret] I don't believe this. - [B.J.] Anyone for charades?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 48
I'd say... that direction. Yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 50
Come on. It's Radar. Why don't you help me out and get found?

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 2
Nah. Too hairy.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 3
The war will be called on account of bad weather.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 4
Hot chocolate and marshmallows. Would you like to come by?
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 5
- Major, I was just about... - About to go on report, Lieutenant!
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 6
[Charles] Klinger, we are not on our way to Grandmother's house.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 7
How could we possibly be speeding?
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 8
We'll go by jungle vine. What is it?
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 9
Take you right into Seoul. Got it?
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 10
[Tsk] Come on, Babette. Will you give me a break once?
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 11 #11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 12
Well, uh, let's make sure, huh?
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 13
You're the one who said, "I got it, I got it."
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 14
- [Wind Blowing] - Looks like we're in for a quiet evening, Sheriff.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 15
- Set him down over there, boys. - I think we got everybody.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 16
- [Groans] - [Hawkeye] Where?
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 17
- Major, this wind is blowing right up my skirt. - Keep moving!
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 18
- I think I hear someone. - [Shouting Continues]
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 19
- [Groaning, Calling, Indistinct] - They're not Americans.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 20
How wonderful it is to travel with you.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 21
if you overlook the fact that none of us are gonna see our homes again.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 22
All the years of travel, training, education.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 23
There we go. Easy, easy. Easy, easy.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 24 #24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 25
- All right. - [Groaning]
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 26
- Sorry, sir. - Go ahead. I'll be all right.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 27 #27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 28
I'm just doin' a bed check now.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 29
[Hawkeye] It's closing time.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 30
- No problem. Scis... - Scissors!
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 31
"Contaminate"? I bathe her every day. She's cleaner than me.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 32
If you'll stop by the gift shop on your way out, you can pick up your complimentary fountain pen.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 33
- [Vehicle Arrives] - I'm sorry.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 34
- Let's scrub up again. - Let's get to it.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 35
Here we are, two guys clinging together for dear life...
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 36
That was Bunker Hill, quiz kid.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 37
stock portfolio.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 38
- Now would you like to hear about mine? - Not particularly.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 39
Oh, damn! Tension pneumothorax.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 40
Give me the biggest needle and syringe you've got.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 41
See if there isn't anything resembling a tube.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 42
- [Groaning] - Hold him! - Made it across, Major!
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 43
This isn't gonna work.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 44
Indeed he is. Stay with me, old man. Steady on.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 45
Snipers, shelling. Just when you think you've seen it all...
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 46
- Dear God. - He's been alerted.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 47
- [Margaret] I don't believe this. - [B.J.] Anyone for charades?
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 48
I'd say... that direction. Yeah.
#48
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Come on. It's Radar. Why don't you help me out and get found?
#50