S7 E6
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Season 7  "None Like it Hot"  7x6

Aired 46 years ago - Oct 23, 1978

As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, except for Klinger, who is trying to get his Section 8 by wearing a fur coat.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 1
- Let it cool off. - That's how I got it to warm up.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 2
There's a method to my madness, O Short One of the Open Pores.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 3
Out of my office, fur ball.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 6
- Yes, he seems to be enjoying himself. - [Hawkeye Laughing]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 8
Wonderful. Charles is probably announcing it on Armed Forces Radio.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 9
- [Voices Overlapping] - All right, hold your water, everybody.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 10
- Thank you, sir. - You've been bustin' your buns all day.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 11
I'll pick it up in a minute.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 12
- Aren't you getting a little carried away, son? - Oh, I hope so, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 13
If you can stand being in a getup like that for another 24 hours...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 14
- You've gotta prove you're a maniac. - [Chuckling]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 15
Oh, Radar, when you've got some time later, I want to call home...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 16
Um... Um...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 17
Brown lettuce?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 18
Radar, don't pick at your food. It'll never heal.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 19
- Maybe that'll cure it. - I don't know.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 20
At the risk of severe personal injury, I'm about to break a sacred vow.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 21
Don't you understand? You can fill it with water and get in it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 24
Enjoy your privacy, Corporal.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 25
[Man On P.A.] Attention! The Pierce/Hunnicutt bathtub...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 26
This is the ultimate degradation...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 27
That man is the Michelangelo of deviant behavior.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 28
Just think about that cool water dancing over your ever-receptive skin...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 29
- [All Shouting] - Get him out of there!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 30
Tell me again. The first 50 times didn't sink in.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 31
Sergeant Rhoden of Sears and Rhoden.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 32
- Twelve-year-old scotch. - Help me, Beej.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 33
- No sale nohow. - I got it figured out.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 34
The entire free enterprise system is ridin' on this one.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 35
- Come on. - Come on. Let us in before we come in after you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 36
Oh, geez. How long will it be before I can talk good?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 37
Salt pills? Oh, uh, not for me, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 38
That line out there is a burning fuse. Do you read me?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 39
Steady, steady. You want more suction?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 41
I cannot. You are inexcusable.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 42
- Make me! - Now, now, now, idiots.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 43
- Oh, yeah? - [Yelling, Shouting]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 44
- It's a menace. - [All Protesting] - Aw, come on, Colonel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 45
- [Groans] - Oh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 46
How about a nice cool drink of water? That oughta drown your sorrows.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 47
We know, Radar. We know.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 48
You-You will? G-Good.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 49
Ice cream in this heat?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 50
- I'll see what I can drum up. - If it's 10 gallons of strawberry, you got a deal.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 2
There's a method to my madness, O Short One of the Open Pores.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 3
Out of my office, fur ball.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 4 #4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 5 #5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 6
- Yes, he seems to be enjoying himself. - [Hawkeye Laughing]
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 7 #7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 8
Wonderful. Charles is probably announcing it on Armed Forces Radio.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 9
- [Voices Overlapping] - All right, hold your water, everybody.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 10
- Thank you, sir. - You've been bustin' your buns all day.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 11
I'll pick it up in a minute.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 12
- Aren't you getting a little carried away, son? - Oh, I hope so, sir.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 13
If you can stand being in a getup like that for another 24 hours...
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 14
- You've gotta prove you're a maniac. - [Chuckling]
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 15
Oh, Radar, when you've got some time later, I want to call home...
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 16
Um... Um...
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 17
Brown lettuce?
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 18
Radar, don't pick at your food. It'll never heal.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 19
- Maybe that'll cure it. - I don't know.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 20
At the risk of severe personal injury, I'm about to break a sacred vow.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 21
Don't you understand? You can fill it with water and get in it.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 22 #22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 23 #23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 24
Enjoy your privacy, Corporal.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 25
[Man On P.A.] Attention! The Pierce/Hunnicutt bathtub...
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 26
This is the ultimate degradation...
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 27
That man is the Michelangelo of deviant behavior.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 28
Just think about that cool water dancing over your ever-receptive skin...
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 29
- [All Shouting] - Get him out of there!
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 30
Tell me again. The first 50 times didn't sink in.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 31
Sergeant Rhoden of Sears and Rhoden.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 32
- Twelve-year-old scotch. - Help me, Beej.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 33
- No sale nohow. - I got it figured out.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 34
The entire free enterprise system is ridin' on this one.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 35
- Come on. - Come on. Let us in before we come in after you.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 36
Oh, geez. How long will it be before I can talk good?
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 37
Salt pills? Oh, uh, not for me, sir.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 38
That line out there is a burning fuse. Do you read me?
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 39
Steady, steady. You want more suction?
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 40 #40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 41
I cannot. You are inexcusable.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 42
- Make me! - Now, now, now, idiots.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 43
- Oh, yeah? - [Yelling, Shouting]
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 44
- It's a menace. - [All Protesting] - Aw, come on, Colonel.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 45
- [Groans] - Oh.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 46
How about a nice cool drink of water? That oughta drown your sorrows.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 47
We know, Radar. We know.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 48
You-You will? G-Good.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 49
Ice cream in this heat?
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 50
- I'll see what I can drum up. - If it's 10 gallons of strawberry, you got a deal.
#50