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Season 8  "Twelve Horny Women"  8x8

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 26, 2012

Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 1
In high school, before I started dating Scooter,
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is that Scooter only had three friends.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 4
Well, uh, I mean, at first
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 5
all over the world.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 6
That's probably why I never have felt the need to do drugs
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 7
There it is.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 8
Johnny Law was not a fan
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 9
Scooter, do you smell bacon?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 10
So, Yuki, you're 6'1" and you were born in 1947?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 11
I almost didn't recognize you without handcuffs on.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 12
In summary, I will prove that Gruber Pharmaceuticals
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 13
Frog Lake is home
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 14
I seem to have dropped my pen.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 15
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 16
The jury is in love with him.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 17
ladies of the jury,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 18
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 19
Next, Brad brought out his "expert witness."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 20
Absolutely.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 21
is giving these animals free medicine.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 22
then so could I.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 23
suffering from acute dermatitis...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 24
I took a field trip to this so-called "polluted" lake.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 25
Polluted with good times.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 27
Yep, I edit stuff, too.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 28
Those jive-ass turkeys must've lost it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 29
You sang songs about the mall. Hey.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 30
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 31
drunk, naked, and driving a Zamboni.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 32
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 33
Mr. Eriksen, this is
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 35
one might say you were forced to do something...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 36
"We, the jury, find Gruber Pharmaceuticals...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 38
and fish and otters and turtles... Look, Eriksen,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 39
The game is the game, and there ain't no winners.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 40
the youngest member of our Magic Enthusiasts Club
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 41
You knew him because you guys were in a nerd club together.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 43
On behalf
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 44
Make sure you get my good side, Princess!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 45
Yeah.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 46
Some good's gonna ripple out of this, Dad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 47
What, are you here to gloat?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 48
My boss would never hire you after the way you lied to us.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 49
tomorrow at the Popover Pantry?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 50
thanks-- for giving my soul a little redempsh.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 2 #2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 3
is that Scooter only had three friends.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 4
Well, uh, I mean, at first
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 5
all over the world.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 6
That's probably why I never have felt the need to do drugs
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 7
There it is.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 8
Johnny Law was not a fan
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 9
Scooter, do you smell bacon?
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 10
So, Yuki, you're 6'1" and you were born in 1947?
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 11
I almost didn't recognize you without handcuffs on.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 12
In summary, I will prove that Gruber Pharmaceuticals
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 13
Frog Lake is home
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 14
I seem to have dropped my pen.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 15 #15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 16
The jury is in love with him.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 17
ladies of the jury,
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 18 #18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 19
Next, Brad brought out his "expert witness."
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 20
Absolutely.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 21
is giving these animals free medicine.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 22
then so could I.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 23
suffering from acute dermatitis...
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 24
I took a field trip to this so-called "polluted" lake.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 25
Polluted with good times.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 26 #26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 27
Yep, I edit stuff, too.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 28
Those jive-ass turkeys must've lost it.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 29
You sang songs about the mall. Hey.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 30
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 31
drunk, naked, and driving a Zamboni.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 32 #32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 33
Mr. Eriksen, this is
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 34 #34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 35
one might say you were forced to do something...
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 36
"We, the jury, find Gruber Pharmaceuticals...
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 37 #37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 38
and fish and otters and turtles... Look, Eriksen,
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 39
The game is the game, and there ain't no winners.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 40
the youngest member of our Magic Enthusiasts Club
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 41
You knew him because you guys were in a nerd club together.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 43
On behalf
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 44
Make sure you get my good side, Princess!
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 45
Yeah.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 46
Some good's gonna ripple out of this, Dad.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 47
What, are you here to gloat?
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 48
My boss would never hire you after the way you lied to us.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 49
tomorrow at the Popover Pantry?
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 50
thanks-- for giving my soul a little redempsh.
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