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Season 3  "The Goat"  3x17

Aired 16 years ago - Apr 28, 2008

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 1
If this were a doctor's office, they'd say, "try again."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 2
And just what are you accusing me of?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 4
Just be sure to invite stella.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 6
I'll take it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 7
That's a tuesday for me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 8
That you can't tell anyone-- not ted,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
I slept...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
I don't know.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
Because I need you, Marshall, as my lawyer,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 12
The Bro Code.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 13
"The mom of a bro is always off limits,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 15
The place: Philadelphia.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 16
the way bros comport themselves among other bros.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 17
It's resolved!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 18
I've just been losing my mind lately,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 19
And you would pay me for that?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 20
I'd hire the guy we pay
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 21
You got it, toots.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 22
And Frank went on to traumatize Lily's entire class
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 24
I-I guess I'll keep her up on the roof.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 26
Nothing.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 27
coughing,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 29
Bad lawyer!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 30
I thought about that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 31
Yes.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 32
Dude, two girls are fighting at MacLaren's.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 33
provide his bro with protection."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 35
any better about it is if you tell Ted what you did.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 37
Lily would come to regret those words.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 40
scotch at Ghostbar, then two ringside seats
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 41
there's something that I have to tell you,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 43
I came across this.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 45
it's a little weird, but, um,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 47
Marshall, can we keep the goat?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 48
Oh, you should talk.You slept with Barney.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 49
Did he have like devices and stuff?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 50
Three billion!

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 2
And just what are you accusing me of?
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 3 #3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 4
Just be sure to invite stella.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 5 #5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 6
I'll take it.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 7
That's a tuesday for me.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 8
That you can't tell anyone-- not ted,
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
I slept...
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
I don't know.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
Because I need you, Marshall, as my lawyer,
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 12
The Bro Code.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 13
"The mom of a bro is always off limits,
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14 #14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 15
The place: Philadelphia.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 16
the way bros comport themselves among other bros.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 17
It's resolved!
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 18
I've just been losing my mind lately,
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 19
And you would pay me for that?
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 20
I'd hire the guy we pay
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 21
You got it, toots.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 22
And Frank went on to traumatize Lily's entire class
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 23 #23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 24
I-I guess I'll keep her up on the roof.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 25 #25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 26
Nothing.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 27
coughing,
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 28 #28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 29
Bad lawyer!
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 30
I thought about that.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 31
Yes.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 32
Dude, two girls are fighting at MacLaren's.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 33
provide his bro with protection."
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 34 #34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 35
any better about it is if you tell Ted what you did.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 36 #36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 37
Lily would come to regret those words.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38 #38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 39 #39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 40
scotch at Ghostbar, then two ringside seats
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 41
there's something that I have to tell you,
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 43
I came across this.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 45
it's a little weird, but, um,
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 46 #46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 47
Marshall, can we keep the goat?
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 48
Oh, you should talk.You slept with Barney.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 49
Did he have like devices and stuff?
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 50
Three billion!
#50