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Season 3  "The Bracket"  3x14

Aired 16 years ago - Mar 31, 2008

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 1
Soon,these audio guides will be all that I have left.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
Maybe you're not as good a liar as you think you are.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
Alan Alda.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6
Oh,my God.Where is she?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
-Yes! -That's all of them.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
Plus,we're good.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
It's called my marriage license.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
which one of these is the mystery woman.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
Absolutely.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
I mean,some minor celebrities,one government official,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
will systematically narrow down
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17
The girl who thought he had 12 hours to live
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
12 hours to live!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
How are we even discussing this?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
three seed,"Girl who thought I owned Google,"
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
How could it not be Prince of Norway?!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
Okay,we're down to the Final Four.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
Mosby?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
Kate or Holly.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
When she comes out,I'm gonna hide,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Are you nuts?That would involve me speaking to a woman
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27
bit a cop,and spent eight days in jail.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
Barney?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
I just came on too strong.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
but you still owe her an apol...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
Yeah,I know,Barney,you showed me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
I'm making a scrapbook.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
You're right,I do deserve that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
Tell your sisters.Tell your daughters
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
Have you lost weight?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
-Barney. -Holly.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
So you're not mad at Barney?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
made her stop running around with guys like you,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
is go down to the bar,hit on someone,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
No.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
and don't draw any attention to yourself.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
But come back later.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48
Wow,you really are awful at this,aren't you?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
Make your move to the bathroom.

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Maybe you're not as good a liar as you think you are.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
Alan Alda.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5 #5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6
Oh,my God.Where is she?
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
-Yes! -That's all of them.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8 #8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9 #9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
Plus,we're good.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
It's called my marriage license.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12 #12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
which one of these is the mystery woman.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
Absolutely.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
I mean,some minor celebrities,one government official,
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
will systematically narrow down
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17
The girl who thought he had 12 hours to live
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
12 hours to live!
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
How are we even discussing this?
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
three seed,"Girl who thought I owned Google,"
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
How could it not be Prince of Norway?!
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
Okay,we're down to the Final Four.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
Mosby?
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
Kate or Holly.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
When she comes out,I'm gonna hide,
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Are you nuts?That would involve me speaking to a woman
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27
bit a cop,and spent eight days in jail.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
Barney?
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
I just came on too strong.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
but you still owe her an apol...
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
Yeah,I know,Barney,you showed me.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
I'm making a scrapbook.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
You're right,I do deserve that.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
Tell your sisters.Tell your daughters
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
Have you lost weight?
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37 #37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38 #38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
-Barney. -Holly.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
So you're not mad at Barney?
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
made her stop running around with guys like you,
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
is go down to the bar,hit on someone,
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
No.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
and don't draw any attention to yourself.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46 #46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
But come back later.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48
Wow,you really are awful at this,aren't you?
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49 #49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
Make your move to the bathroom.
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