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Season 5  "Homer and Apu"  5x13

Aired 30 years ago - Feb 10, 1994

Fired for selling tainted meat to Homer, Apu tries to make amends to the Simpsons, and Homer joins him in a pilgrimage to Kwik-E-Mart headquarters in India.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
Now, coming up next, ''The Case of the Cantankerous Old Geezer.''
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
- And now a message from the Church of Latter-day Saints. - [ Barking ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
- Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone? - Oh, that I'll wear.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
[ Groaning ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
" La la la la la " Well, time to replenish the hot-dog roller.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
Now, let's-- Mr. Simpson?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
[ Panicked Shouting ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
- You can no longer wear this name patch. - [ Gasps ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Oh! Fired after all these years of loyal service.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
[ Nasally ] Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this. " [ Scatting ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
Aah!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
In my village, this is the traditional pose of apology.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
I'm selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
If he wants to make it up to you so badly, I think you should let him.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
I can see through time.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
Because I like people, and I need a place where I'll be out of the sun.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
For instance, True Believer. I actually worked in a law firm for two months.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
Yeah! Delicious corn.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
It's all happening again! [ Sobbing, Screaming ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Uh, Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
I set the toaster to three-- medium brown.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstromart.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
I feel that way too. You see, whether igloo, hut or lean-to...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
" Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright "
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart "
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
" Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart "
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
And we've all found happiness, every one of us.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
" I do "
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
- I must go to the head office and appeal my case. - I'm coming with you!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
- That's over 1 6,000 kilometers. - D'oh!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
-Are we in India yet? - No.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
Why, you damn, frickin', no good mother-- [ Beeping ] cheese!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
[ Man On P.A.] Attention, passengers. Dinner is now being sered in the dining car.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
of Kwik-E-Mart, and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
- [ Growling ] - [ Gagging ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Do you mind? I'm not in the mood.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
I'm going to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart, and I am going to face my demon!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 51
And my scum bucket with flies.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
- And now a message from the Church of Latter-day Saints. - [ Barking ]
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
- Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone? - Oh, that I'll wear.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
[ Groaning ]
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
" La la la la la " Well, time to replenish the hot-dog roller.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
Now, let's-- Mr. Simpson?
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
[ Panicked Shouting ]
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
- You can no longer wear this name patch. - [ Gasps ]
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Oh! Fired after all these years of loyal service.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12 #12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
[ Nasally ] Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this. " [ Scatting ]
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
Aah!
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
In my village, this is the traditional pose of apology.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
I'm selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
If he wants to make it up to you so badly, I think you should let him.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
I can see through time.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
Because I like people, and I need a place where I'll be out of the sun.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20 #20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
For instance, True Believer. I actually worked in a law firm for two months.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
Yeah! Delicious corn.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24 #24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
Just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
It's all happening again! [ Sobbing, Screaming ]
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Uh, Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
I set the toaster to three-- medium brown.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29 #29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstromart.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32 #32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
I feel that way too. You see, whether igloo, hut or lean-to...
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
" Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright "
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart "
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
" Good-bye to Kwik-E-Mart "
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
And we've all found happiness, every one of us.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
" I do "
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
- I must go to the head office and appeal my case. - I'm coming with you!
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
- That's over 1 6,000 kilometers. - D'oh!
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
-Are we in India yet? - No.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
Why, you damn, frickin', no good mother-- [ Beeping ] cheese!
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
[ Man On P.A.] Attention, passengers. Dinner is now being sered in the dining car.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45 #45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
of Kwik-E-Mart, and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
- [ Growling ] - [ Gagging ]
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Do you mind? I'm not in the mood.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
I'm going to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart, and I am going to face my demon!
#50 Recap of The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 51
And my scum bucket with flies.
#51