S3 E20
Status
Continuing
Next episode
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Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 3  "Colonel Homer"  3x20

Aired 28 years ago - Mar 26, 1992

Homer becomes the manager of a beautiful country music singer, whose attentions drive a wedge between Marge and Homer.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 1
Hey, the floor's sticky.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 3
You just saw him go through spy school.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Homie, aren't you coming inside?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 6
I guess that executive stress ball we got him isn't working.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
Duff, please.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
♪ Odel-lay-hee ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
They're all yours.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
♪Then you go home to your castle ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
That's right, except for the truck.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14
♪ I said, no one understands you ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 15
- I'm listening. - Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
Bye, Lurleen.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 17
##I work all day ##
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
♪ But I do ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19
Fudd? They took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 20
Well, if it isn't HomerJ. Simpson.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
''I'm Sick of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth.''
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
Don't touch that dial. You've got KUDD on it.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 24
Oh, here's 50 bucks. Take her to the Copa.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
♪ No one understands you, but I do ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
Shut up, boy. Marge, what do you think?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
Everybody's been calling--
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
I was gonna ask for some water, but now I feel guilty about it.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 30
- Nobody's perfect. - I did bad in school.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
A friend bought it for me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 33
You're standing in the way of my boyhood dream...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 35
Calm down, Marge. Just our life savings.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
Time is money. Come on, people.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
♪ My average was point double-0 eight ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
♪ ...for you ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
♪ I finally bagged me a Homer ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41
Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
♪ I get so cold and lonely ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
♪ Oh, bunk with me tonight ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
Uh, Homer, there's a hidden message to this song...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 45
#With me tonight ##
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 46
If she succeeds, I have no husband.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 47
Maggie got her first tooth.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 48
Uh, I gotta go.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
Orville and Hurley, Gappy Mae...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 50
- Yes, I am. - I'm from Rebel Yell Records.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 51

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You just saw him go through spy school.
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4 #4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Homie, aren't you coming inside?
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 6
I guess that executive stress ball we got him isn't working.
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 8 #8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
Duff, please.
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
♪ Odel-lay-hee ♪
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
They're all yours.
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
♪Then you go home to your castle ♪
#12
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
That's right, except for the truck.
#13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14
♪ I said, no one understands you ♪
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 15
- I'm listening. - Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before.
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
Bye, Lurleen.
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 17
##I work all day ##
#17
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
♪ But I do ♪
#18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19
Fudd? They took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.
#19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 20
Well, if it isn't HomerJ. Simpson.
#20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
''I'm Sick of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth.''
#21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
Don't touch that dial. You've got KUDD on it.
#23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 24
Oh, here's 50 bucks. Take her to the Copa.
#24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
♪ No one understands you, but I do ♪
#25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
Shut up, boy. Marge, what do you think?
#26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer...
#27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
Everybody's been calling--
#28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
I was gonna ask for some water, but now I feel guilty about it.
#29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 30
- Nobody's perfect. - I did bad in school.
#30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 31 #31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
A friend bought it for me.
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 33
You're standing in the way of my boyhood dream...
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 35
Calm down, Marge. Just our life savings.
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
Time is money. Come on, people.
#36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
♪ My average was point double-0 eight ♪
#37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
♪ ...for you ♪
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
♪ I finally bagged me a Homer ♪
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41
Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
#41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
♪ I get so cold and lonely ♪
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
♪ Oh, bunk with me tonight ♪
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
Uh, Homer, there's a hidden message to this song...
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 45
#With me tonight ##
#45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 46
If she succeeds, I have no husband.
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 47
Maggie got her first tooth.
#47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 48
Uh, I gotta go.
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
Orville and Hurley, Gappy Mae...
#49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 50
- Yes, I am. - I'm from Rebel Yell Records.
#50
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 51 #51