S3 E18
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Continuing
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Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 3  "Separate Vocations"  3x18

Aired 28 years ago - Feb 27, 1992

After a career aptitude test pegs Lisa as a homemaker and Bart as a police officer, she becomes a rebel and he becomes a hall monitor. When Lisa’s subversive behavior goes too far, Bart steps in.

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a ride-along in a police car.
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Cool.
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I'm going to be a famous jazz musician.
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Isn't anybody gonna follow in my footsteps?
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Do you think she could be a professional?
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You don't need long fingers to play the blues.
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And when you go home at night...
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It feels so smooth my skin--
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Son, this is against every regulation...
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Oh, they can still hear things.
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Lisa, I know you're down on homemaking...
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Mom, before you blame the dog...
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but you know you love the saxophone.
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The girl on the oatmeal box?
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in cities on the moon.
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Skinner's car?
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but you really have to wonder at the mentality...
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I'll get you, Bart Simpson, if it's the last thing I do!
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and I liked it.
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Pink belly! Pink belly!
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Oh, we always have one good kid and one lousy kid.
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Ralph, are you eating your paste?
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Come with me.
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Hey, Louis, watch this.
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Stupid Hoover.
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Does anyone know...
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Bart, the police haven't had any luck...
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We have to search every locker.
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