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Season 3  "Colonel Homer"  3x20

Aired 32 years ago - Mar 26, 1992

Homer becomes the manager of a beautiful country music singer, whose attentions drive a wedge between Marge and Homer.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 1
Hey, the floor's sticky.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 3
You just saw him go through spy school.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Homie, aren't you coming inside?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 6
I guess that executive stress ball we got him isn't working.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
Duff, please.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
♪ Odel-lay-hee ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
They're all yours.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
♪Then you go home to your castle ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
That's right, except for the truck.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14
♪ I said, no one understands you ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 15
- I'm listening. - Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
Bye, Lurleen.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 17
##I work all day ##
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
♪ But I do ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19
Fudd? They took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 20
Well, if it isn't HomerJ. Simpson.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
''I'm Sick of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth.''
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
Don't touch that dial. You've got KUDD on it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 24
Oh, here's 50 bucks. Take her to the Copa.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
♪ No one understands you, but I do ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
Shut up, boy. Marge, what do you think?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
Everybody's been calling--
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
I was gonna ask for some water, but now I feel guilty about it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 30
- Nobody's perfect. - I did bad in school.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
A friend bought it for me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 33
You're standing in the way of my boyhood dream...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 35
Calm down, Marge. Just our life savings.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
Time is money. Come on, people.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
♪ My average was point double-0 eight ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
♪ ...for you ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
♪ I finally bagged me a Homer ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41
Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
♪ I get so cold and lonely ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
♪ Oh, bunk with me tonight ♪
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
Uh, Homer, there's a hidden message to this song...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 45
#With me tonight ##
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 46
If she succeeds, I have no husband.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 47
Maggie got her first tooth.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 48
Uh, I gotta go.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
Orville and Hurley, Gappy Mae...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 50
- Yes, I am. - I'm from Rebel Yell Records.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 51

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 2 #2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 3
You just saw him go through spy school.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4 #4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Homie, aren't you coming inside?
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 6
I guess that executive stress ball we got him isn't working.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 8 #8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
Duff, please.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
♪ Odel-lay-hee ♪
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
They're all yours.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
♪Then you go home to your castle ♪
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
That's right, except for the truck.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14
♪ I said, no one understands you ♪
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 15
- I'm listening. - Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
Bye, Lurleen.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 17
##I work all day ##
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
♪ But I do ♪
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19
Fudd? They took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 20
Well, if it isn't HomerJ. Simpson.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
''I'm Sick of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth.''
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
Don't touch that dial. You've got KUDD on it.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 24
Oh, here's 50 bucks. Take her to the Copa.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
♪ No one understands you, but I do ♪
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
Shut up, boy. Marge, what do you think?
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer...
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
Everybody's been calling--
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
I was gonna ask for some water, but now I feel guilty about it.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 30
- Nobody's perfect. - I did bad in school.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 31 #31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
A friend bought it for me.
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 33
You're standing in the way of my boyhood dream...
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 35
Calm down, Marge. Just our life savings.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
Time is money. Come on, people.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
♪ My average was point double-0 eight ♪
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
♪ ...for you ♪
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
♪ I finally bagged me a Homer ♪
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41
Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
♪ I get so cold and lonely ♪
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
♪ Oh, bunk with me tonight ♪
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
Uh, Homer, there's a hidden message to this song...
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 45
#With me tonight ##
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 46
If she succeeds, I have no husband.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 47
Maggie got her first tooth.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 48
Uh, I gotta go.
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
Orville and Hurley, Gappy Mae...
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 50
- Yes, I am. - I'm from Rebel Yell Records.
#50 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 51 #51