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Season 3  "I Married Marge"  3x12

Aired 33 years ago - Dec 26, 1991

Homer and Marge recount their early years, when the couple faced a shotgun wedding and Homer’s poor career prospects.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
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and someday you'll be the guy...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
in that ugly meatball.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Homer, do you ever think about the future?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Homer, maybe it's the Champale talking...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
Pass the cookie dough.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
that unforgettable night we...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Marge, there's something I want to ask you...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Stupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
this is the most beautiful moment of my life.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
If the new baby is a girl, can we name her Ariel?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
what do you think of the name Larry?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Wow. I'll take that ring.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
Here's your license.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
but you're just as nice.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Homer, same question, names reversed.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Our first night together as man and wife.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
on your salary.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
But it won't be my old frat buddy...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
I am a workaholic.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Mmm... mmm.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
the first thing you're going to see...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
What a crappy candle.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
of their new Never-Dull knife edge.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
that guarantees each investor an 800% return...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Crib, mobile, monitor...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Dear Marge.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
I will send you every cent I earn...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
That is so sad.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
until I am a man.''
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
This taco is full of hair.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Marge, I've got 2½/ words for you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Holy cow, you're as big as a house!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Marge...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
No, because I love you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Listen, Mr. Big Shot...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Feisty, yet spineless.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
and someday you'll be the guy...
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4 #4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
in that ugly meatball.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Homer, do you ever think about the future?
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8 #8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9 #9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10 #10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Homer, maybe it's the Champale talking...
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
Pass the cookie dough.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
that unforgettable night we...
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Marge, there's something I want to ask you...
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Stupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
this is the most beautiful moment of my life.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
If the new baby is a girl, can we name her Ariel?
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
what do you think of the name Larry?
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Wow. I'll take that ring.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
Here's your license.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
but you're just as nice.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Homer, same question, names reversed.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Our first night together as man and wife.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
on your salary.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
But it won't be my old frat buddy...
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28 #28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
I am a workaholic.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Mmm... mmm.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
the first thing you're going to see...
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
What a crappy candle.
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
of their new Never-Dull knife edge.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
that guarantees each investor an 800% return...
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Crib, mobile, monitor...
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Dear Marge.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
I will send you every cent I earn...
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
That is so sad.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
until I am a man.''
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
This taco is full of hair.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42 #42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43 #43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Marge, I've got 2½/ words for you.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Holy cow, you're as big as a house!
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Marge...
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
No, because I love you.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48 #48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Listen, Mr. Big Shot...
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Feisty, yet spineless.
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