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Season 22  "MoneyBART"  22x3

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 10, 2010

Lisa starts coaching Bart's Little League team; Marge and Bart spend the day at an amusement park, where former MLB manager Mike Scioscia gives Bart advice.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 1
I believe you. What else have you got?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 2
in dozens of extracurricular activities.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 3
Yes, it was. Mm-hmm.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 5
Sweetie, you can still go to McGill--
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 6
Bart, call me Walter Matthau, 'cause I'm a bad-news bearer.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 7
Oh. But without a coach, we can't play!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 9
Look at me, I'm Whitey Ford!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 10
Hey, there have been plenty of female managers in baseball.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 12
It's too bad, 'cause he's a great hitter,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 13
Don't call me honey pie.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 16
Wow. I'm surprised you guys know so much about a sport.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 17
I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 18
about your ratio of seats occupied
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 19
I can think of three reasons.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 20
Huh?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 22
and I'll be back with some gluten-free crackers.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 23
the game played in the misty ballparks of Enron Field,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 24
not on my fact sheet.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 27
Here's what: you're off the team!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 28
Come on, guys.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 29
since I won't be needing it anymore.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 30
I'll put a stop to this nonsense.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 31
Not me, and, I assume, not Ron Swoboda!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 33
'Families should stick together because...'"
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 34
than the laws of probability.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 35
I'm sure you do.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 37
I brought an air horn and a megaphone.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 38
I'm finally enjoying myself.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 39
And my days of listening to my manager are over.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 40
Whoa!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 41
to go back and help your team.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 42
Oh! What am I gonna do?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 43
And that's why anyone who invested with Lenny Dykstra
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 45
I'm stealing home!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 46
It's against every sensible instinct.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 48
You stink!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 49
Maybe it was, but according to my calculations,
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 50
Conflict resolved. Conflict resolved.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 2
in dozens of extracurricular activities.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 3
Yes, it was. Mm-hmm.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 4 #4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 5
Sweetie, you can still go to McGill--
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 6
Bart, call me Walter Matthau, 'cause I'm a bad-news bearer.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 7
Oh. But without a coach, we can't play!
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 8 #8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 9
Look at me, I'm Whitey Ford!
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 10
Hey, there have been plenty of female managers in baseball.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 11 #11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 12
It's too bad, 'cause he's a great hitter,
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 13
Don't call me honey pie.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 14 #14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 15 #15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 16
Wow. I'm surprised you guys know so much about a sport.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 17
I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 18
about your ratio of seats occupied
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 19
I can think of three reasons.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 20
Huh?
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 21 #21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 22
and I'll be back with some gluten-free crackers.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 23
the game played in the misty ballparks of Enron Field,
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 24
not on my fact sheet.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 25 #25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 26 #26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 27
Here's what: you're off the team!
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 28
Come on, guys.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 29
since I won't be needing it anymore.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 30
I'll put a stop to this nonsense.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 31
Not me, and, I assume, not Ron Swoboda!
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 32 #32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 33
'Families should stick together because...'"
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 34
than the laws of probability.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 35
I'm sure you do.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 37
I brought an air horn and a megaphone.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 38
I'm finally enjoying myself.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 39
And my days of listening to my manager are over.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 40
Whoa!
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 41
to go back and help your team.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 42
Oh! What am I gonna do?
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 43
And that's why anyone who invested with Lenny Dykstra
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 44 #44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 45
I'm stealing home!
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 46
It's against every sensible instinct.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 48
You stink!
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 49
Maybe it was, but according to my calculations,
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 50
Conflict resolved. Conflict resolved.
#50