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Season 22  "Loan-a-Lisa"  22x2

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 03, 2010

Lisa invests in Nelson's brand-new business venture, but soon realizes that her friend's instant success might lure him away from the classroom. Worried that his judgment might be clouded, Lisa introduces Nelson to the well-educated and successful creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, only to find out that he too dropped out of school.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 1
These cards are too slippery. See?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 2
when I share with you the fruits of a lifetime of labor.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 3
the midget who had one big league at-bat.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 4
♪ His strike zone's the size of a tuna fish can. ♪
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 5
Hmm, I think I'll look for a new handbag.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 7
That'll be $500.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 8
But stay on my good side, girlfriend.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 11
I'm researching a movie where I play myself.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 12
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MALE ANNOUNCER: Most banks are for the haves, not the have-nots.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 14
finance her business.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 15
I won't be able to return it.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 16
He'll turn on you, too, Fat Tony, you just wait!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 17
Oh, thank God!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 19
Thank you so much for clicking on me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 20
Good-bye!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 21
Nelson! My dream is to make enough money
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 22
Nelson, I gotta take this computer to the pawn shop,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 23
And I'm gonna justify his faith in me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 24
So, we'll change the pink to black,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 26
Well, here's your refund.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 27
We can buy stuff we can't afford,
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 28
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 29
No way I can look nerdy on this bike.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 30
Ma, please. You're not at work.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 31
if I'm watching an old Seinfeld or an old Old Christine.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 32
you want to get back together with me.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 33
I can stand here and listen for as long as it takes.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 34
I can do... this!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 35
Nurples are returning to their natural, non-purple hue.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 36
It's not you I'm trying to impress, it's Nelson.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 37
I'd like to return this merchandise.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 38
during someone else's shift.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 39
I came here to warn them-- yes, to-to warn them about, um...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 41
and this is Nelson.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 42
Hell, yeah! I'll get the best kind of degree--
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 43
I'm afraid
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 44
about wanting more than I could afford.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 45
But there was one mystery Ellery Queen couldn't solve--
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 46
you can't be anyone else other than who you are, and... Huh?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 47
Oh! Why is this happening?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 48
Lisa, I've been thinking and...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 49
I'll help you out with a little micro-financing of my own.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 50
Can I hold your hand... for balance?

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 2
when I share with you the fruits of a lifetime of labor.
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 3
the midget who had one big league at-bat.
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 4
♪ His strike zone's the size of a tuna fish can. ♪
#4
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 5
Hmm, I think I'll look for a new handbag.
#5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 6 #6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 7
That'll be $500.
#7
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But stay on my good side, girlfriend.
#8
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I'm researching a movie where I play myself.
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 12 #12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 13
MALE ANNOUNCER: Most banks are for the haves, not the have-nots.
#13
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finance her business.
#14
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 15
I won't be able to return it.
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 16
He'll turn on you, too, Fat Tony, you just wait!
#16
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Oh, thank God!
#17
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Thank you so much for clicking on me.
#19
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Good-bye!
#20
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 21
Nelson! My dream is to make enough money
#21
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Nelson, I gotta take this computer to the pawn shop,
#22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 23
And I'm gonna justify his faith in me.
#23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 24
So, we'll change the pink to black,
#24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 25 #25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 26
Well, here's your refund.
#26
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We can buy stuff we can't afford,
#27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 28 #28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 29
No way I can look nerdy on this bike.
#29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 30
Ma, please. You're not at work.
#30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 31
if I'm watching an old Seinfeld or an old Old Christine.
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 32
you want to get back together with me.
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 33
I can stand here and listen for as long as it takes.
#33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 34
I can do... this!
#34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 35
Nurples are returning to their natural, non-purple hue.
#35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 36
It's not you I'm trying to impress, it's Nelson.
#36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 37
I'd like to return this merchandise.
#37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 38
during someone else's shift.
#38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 39
I came here to warn them-- yes, to-to warn them about, um...
#39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 41
and this is Nelson.
#41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 42
Hell, yeah! I'll get the best kind of degree--
#42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 43
I'm afraid
#43
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 44
about wanting more than I could afford.
#44
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 45
But there was one mystery Ellery Queen couldn't solve--
#45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 46
you can't be anyone else other than who you are, and... Huh?
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 47
Oh! Why is this happening?
#47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 48
Lisa, I've been thinking and...
#48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 2 (S22E02) - 49
I'll help you out with a little micro-financing of my own.
#49
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Can I hold your hand... for balance?
#50