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Season 22  "Homer Scissorhands"  22x20

Aired 8 years ago - May 08, 2011

After Homer discovers a genius talent for styling hair and opens his own salon, he becomes Springfield’s most in-demand hair stylist. But having to listen to women’s problems and gossip all day long leads Homer to believe his gift may actually be a curse. Meanwhile, when Milhouse decides to live each day to the fullest, he comes out of his shell and professes his love for Lisa, only to have his heart broken. Milhouse then catches the eye of popular fifth-grader Taffy, causing Lisa to make a bold move.

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What do I do?
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I didn't do diddily, and certainly not squat.
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I can't believe I'm saying this...
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Isn't this the greatest day ever?
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So I started it myself.
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You see, in the past, I've been too subtle.
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And it'll look good in the morning, too.
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Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most.
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Well, two can play at that game.
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right after they laid off all their editors.
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Oh, how they hated it.
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and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend.
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♪ 'Tis apt to make you spew ♪
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♪ With crimson dress and pointy hair ♪
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I'm sorry, but I don't love you, Milhouse, and I never will.
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The job of the poet is to say, "This one, I guess."
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Wears the same pants for a month!
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All day long I have to listen to women talk.
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You know so much about body mechanics!
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Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be
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while I talk about the loser I'm married to.
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boring stories, and I have to stand there listening
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I, uh, I can also make very annoying noises.
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Right.
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you cannot keep basing sermons on old Seinfelds.
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maybe even Kyle LoBianco!
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Once you get past the sister ick, they're fine.
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I need some highlights for a bridal shower!
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I am so sorry.
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Is it 'cause when I wore cuffed pants
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How miserable do I have to be before you're happy?
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Aah!
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Krusty the Clown and Disco Stu's girlfriend!
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You've outdone yourself, Homer!
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Who is it? We must know!
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Come on, get in line.
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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