S18 E3
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Continuing
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Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 18  "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"  18x3

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 24, 2006

After buying Homer a collection of handyman's books, Marge becomes a handywoman, but uses Homer since no one in town is thrilled over the idea of a female carpenter. Meanwhile, Bart finds out that Principal Skinner has a peanut allergy and uses a peanut on a stick to torture Skinner, but the joke is on Bart when Skinner discovers that Bart is allergic to shrimp.

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The letter doesn't say.
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Oh, the floorboard broke my nightstand.
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It's "of accomplishment"!
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Aww, what a sweet blasphemy.
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You sure are, sweetie.
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Homer, your butt just gave me a brilliant idea!
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Why don't you go inside and stir your flubber while I get to work?
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You know that old saying:
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Mm-mmm!
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Uh, like all manly men, I have a vivid imagination.
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Oh, why should we have to give up our salty snacks
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and my optometrist.
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A principal can be a manor a woman these days.
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Why don't you just incinerate the contraband?
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We should fix her up with Barney.
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Look, I'm sorry you're upset,
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What ever. I've got some paper to mâché.
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♪ Beat on the brat, at the brat ♪ ♪ Beat on the brat with a baseball bat ♪
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I like the cooties so much, I have a cootie wife.
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Oh, yeah, switch, switch, switch.
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By the way, nice job installing this wall-chart bracket.
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Ah, let's go home.
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Your cowering suggests that Bart has found your kryptonite.
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Sweetie, you don't understand.
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Stick-on-stick. Just like the knights of old.
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If either of us falls in, we're doomed!
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, honored guests
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