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Season 7  "I Dream of Jesus"  7x2

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 05, 2008

When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.

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Lois... I'm gonna ask you this only once
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You know there's an issue facing many americans today that are no concern a great number of us.
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Sir! Our math show that the bird is equal to or greater than the word.
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I look so good. I lost almost weight.
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Yes Peter, what has you upset?
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 12
But Meg didn't count on me discover she has no twin sister.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 13
If you ain't gonna play me, don't complain when I try to split.
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Are you Jesus Christ?
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What word?
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Will you keep it down? It's not the second coming.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 21
You seem like a nice guy. Won't you come over to my house for dinner tonight?
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 22
De nast memty.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 23
I wanted tell you that one of you will betray me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 24
Then they put me into hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 25
Ah, you know Jesus if I go get myself on, would you mind talking to my friend Neil Goldman?
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 26
Sure Peter, what is it?
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 27
I answer to a power of Jesus Christ.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
You may look like bum but you've got a lot of talent, young man.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 29
I'm so ready to have sex with you. Oh, is that my phone?
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 30
That's right. That's Jesus Christ. Right here.
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Ah, never mind about that pal. You just go out and knock 'em dead.
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I raised River Fenix from the dead then we went out to the viperome and DOD again.
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Hey you know what I hate? When you eat an ice cream cone and it's all like cold.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 38
And now to present the award for sickest unscreen gangsta pimpbound breathness...
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 39
Well, I've lost my trained thought. But yeah, that's my buddy Jesus.
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 40
C'mon guys, let's head over to my crib.
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That means a phone rang, he saw it was me and then he pressed a button and sent it straight to voice mail.
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Heeey, I've just drink a beer, who wants to do me?
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None of this would have happen if somebody haven't stolen my fucking Surfin' Bird record!!!
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Brian, you think that's our Jesus?
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Jesus Christ look at you. You've had it all: money, fame, eternal life. And you blew it. You let it all go to your head.
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I don't know. Maybe I'll try coming back in another thousand years when I'm a little more mature.
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Well, I guess that's it then. Jesus is gone.
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You know there's an issue facing many americans today that are no concern a great number of us.
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Sir! Our math show that the bird is equal to or greater than the word.
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I look so good. I lost almost weight.
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Yes Peter, what has you upset?
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But Meg didn't count on me discover she has no twin sister.
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If you ain't gonna play me, don't complain when I try to split.
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Are you Jesus Christ?
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What word?
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Will you keep it down? It's not the second coming.
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You seem like a nice guy. Won't you come over to my house for dinner tonight?
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De nast memty.
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I wanted tell you that one of you will betray me.
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Then they put me into hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days.
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Ah, you know Jesus if I go get myself on, would you mind talking to my friend Neil Goldman?
#25
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Sure Peter, what is it?
#26
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I answer to a power of Jesus Christ.
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You may look like bum but you've got a lot of talent, young man.
#28
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I'm so ready to have sex with you. Oh, is that my phone?
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That's right. That's Jesus Christ. Right here.
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Ah, never mind about that pal. You just go out and knock 'em dead.
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I raised River Fenix from the dead then we went out to the viperome and DOD again.
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Hey you know what I hate? When you eat an ice cream cone and it's all like cold.
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And now to present the award for sickest unscreen gangsta pimpbound breathness...
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Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 39
Well, I've lost my trained thought. But yeah, that's my buddy Jesus.
#39
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C'mon guys, let's head over to my crib.
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That means a phone rang, he saw it was me and then he pressed a button and sent it straight to voice mail.
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Heeey, I've just drink a beer, who wants to do me?
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None of this would have happen if somebody haven't stolen my fucking Surfin' Bird record!!!
#44
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Brian, you think that's our Jesus?
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Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 46
Jesus Christ look at you. You've had it all: money, fame, eternal life. And you blew it. You let it all go to your head.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
I don't know. Maybe I'll try coming back in another thousand years when I'm a little more mature.
#47
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Well, I guess that's it then. Jesus is gone.
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