S4 E3
Status
Continuing
Next episode
4 months ago
Airs
Sundays 9:30 PM on FOX

Season 4  "Blind Ambition"  4x3

Aired 16 years ago - May 15, 2005

After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

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you'd like the insurance policy to be paid to your wife?
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Well, clearly he thinks you're attractive, Lois. It's a positive thing.
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First of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for six years, all right?
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That's all. Come on. Give him another chance, eh?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
I don't know, Peter. I'm not sure I can do this.
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- all right. - You did good. Good.
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We don't want to get our sweaters all wet. Better take them off.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
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- Where am I? Am I dead? - No.
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You're always getting medals for catching crooks.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
I'm the only one here who's got nothing, you know?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
Well, things are gonna change.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
Oh, God! Sorry, sorry. Hey, Joan Cusack.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere...
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
we attack the Rice Krispie guys at dawn, assuming Judd Hirsch delivers the goods.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
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See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
Those freaking elves, man. They just came out of the trees, man.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
Who am I kidding? I'm never gonna be remembered for anything.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
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He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw.
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I am gonna eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.
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Oh, my God, Lois. I can't see.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
Can you please just tell us what's wrong with my husband?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
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Hey, Meg, they got a Happy Days spoof in here...
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But you know what? I went for it.
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Now feeI my warm breath on the nape of your neck.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 53
You do all your homework? Finish all your subjects?
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- Peter, what the hell is that? - This is my Seeing Eye dog, Brutus.
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But I don't know.
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So we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-Its.
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Peter, this is something you're still adjusting to.
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I was kind of thinking I'd try an au natureI thing.
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- Wow! - Yeah, magic fingers.

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Well, clearly he thinks you're attractive, Lois. It's a positive thing.
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First of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for six years, all right?
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That's all. Come on. Give him another chance, eh?
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I don't know, Peter. I'm not sure I can do this.
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- all right. - You did good. Good.
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We don't want to get our sweaters all wet. Better take them off.
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- Where am I? Am I dead? - No.
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You're always getting medals for catching crooks.
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I'm the only one here who's got nothing, you know?
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Well, things are gonna change.
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Oh, God! Sorry, sorry. Hey, Joan Cusack.
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You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere...
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we attack the Rice Krispie guys at dawn, assuming Judd Hirsch delivers the goods.
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See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in?
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Those freaking elves, man. They just came out of the trees, man.
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Who am I kidding? I'm never gonna be remembered for anything.
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He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw.
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I am gonna eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.
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Oh, my God, Lois. I can't see.
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Can you please just tell us what's wrong with my husband?
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Hey, Meg, they got a Happy Days spoof in here...
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But you know what? I went for it.
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Now feeI my warm breath on the nape of your neck.
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You do all your homework? Finish all your subjects?
#53
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- Peter, what the hell is that? - This is my Seeing Eye dog, Brutus.
#54
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But I don't know.
#55
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So we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-Its.
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Peter, this is something you're still adjusting to.
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I was kind of thinking I'd try an au natureI thing.
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- Wow! - Yeah, magic fingers.
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