S4 E2
Status
Continuing
Next episode
3 years ago
Airs
Sundays 9:30 PM on FOX

Season 4  "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High"  4x2

Aired 19 years ago - May 08, 2005

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 1
6, 21, 18, 7, 42.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 2
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Brian, why don't you teach Chris's class?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 4
Or how to leave a dead bird on the carpet?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 5
Please. Call me Brian. Mr. Griffin is my father.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 6
There. Finished. Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 7
Oh, yeah? Okay, write a line. Just right now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 9
If dogs aren't supposed to eat dentaI floss out of the garbage...
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 11
Hello, class. Mark Twain here, filling in for Brian Griffin.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 12
That's exactly right. Just like the presidency of James Garfield.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 13
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 14
Good morning, this is PrincipaI Sloan.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 15
Little lower. Lower.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 17
I'm not gonna call the hospitaI because you won't learn anything if I do.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 20
Two D's and an F.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 21
Hi. I'm Mr. Griffin. But you can call me Brian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 22
My name's Tim. I'm 28 years young.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 23
Can I have this one? My mom keeps giving mine away.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
It's... What is this?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 25
You want kids? Oh, yikes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 26
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 29
So, basically, what Orwell was saying was, "It's not perfect but I'll take it. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
Chris, you can't be so impulsive.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 31
So, Chris, what's the latest with your little girlfriend?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 32
Lois, this is not my Batman glass.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 33
How's it coming, dog?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 34
I feeI like I may be the only one who can help them.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 35
a whole new approach. Thanks.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 37
"Yo, Romeo. Check out that biotch Juliet in the window. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 38
It's good to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 39
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 40
so you could spare his feelings and let him down gently.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 42
'Cause I couldn't stand to be away from you for another moment.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 43
Make a flip book of a stick figure whose head gets bigger and bigger...
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 44
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 45
Chris, you big beautifuI man, I'm so glad you came.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 46
Fine. I'll do it myself. But we're through.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 47
It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. Don't put that in with my things!
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 48
We got to stop him!
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 49
Oh, my God! There's a bear in my oatmeaI.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 50
Yeah, I know. I'm late. Okay, let's just get started.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 51
That's an ampersand. It's a symboI for the word "and. "
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 52
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 53
I could be a hooker?
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 54
Well, if it works for you, I guess...
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 55
Jack, twins! Swedish. My place. Now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 56
Dead body, right. That's what that is.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 57
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 58
all right, wait here, Stewie, while Mommy gets the cement blocks.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 59
- What happened to your shirt? - You know, just a pizza party at the office.
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 60
Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 2 #2 Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 3
Brian, why don't you teach Chris's class?
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 4
Or how to leave a dead bird on the carpet?
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 5
Please. Call me Brian. Mr. Griffin is my father.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 6
There. Finished. Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 7
Oh, yeah? Okay, write a line. Just right now.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 8 #8 Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 9
If dogs aren't supposed to eat dentaI floss out of the garbage...
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 11
Hello, class. Mark Twain here, filling in for Brian Griffin.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 12
That's exactly right. Just like the presidency of James Garfield.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 13 #13 Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 14
Good morning, this is PrincipaI Sloan.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 15
Little lower. Lower.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 16 #16 Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 17
I'm not gonna call the hospitaI because you won't learn anything if I do.
#17
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Two D's and an F.
#20
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Hi. I'm Mr. Griffin. But you can call me Brian.
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 22
My name's Tim. I'm 28 years young.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 23
Can I have this one? My mom keeps giving mine away.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
It's... What is this?
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 25
You want kids? Oh, yikes.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 26 #26 Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 27 #27 Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28 #28 Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 29
So, basically, what Orwell was saying was, "It's not perfect but I'll take it. "
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
Chris, you can't be so impulsive.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 31
So, Chris, what's the latest with your little girlfriend?
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 32
Lois, this is not my Batman glass.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 33
How's it coming, dog?
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 34
I feeI like I may be the only one who can help them.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 35
a whole new approach. Thanks.
#35
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"Yo, Romeo. Check out that biotch Juliet in the window. "
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 38
It's good to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.
#38
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so you could spare his feelings and let him down gently.
#40
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'Cause I couldn't stand to be away from you for another moment.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 43
Make a flip book of a stick figure whose head gets bigger and bigger...
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 44
Do you have any idea what time it is?
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 45
Chris, you big beautifuI man, I'm so glad you came.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 46
Fine. I'll do it myself. But we're through.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 47
It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. Don't put that in with my things!
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 48
We got to stop him!
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 49
Oh, my God! There's a bear in my oatmeaI.
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 50
Yeah, I know. I'm late. Okay, let's just get started.
#50
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 51
That's an ampersand. It's a symboI for the word "and. "
#51
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I could be a hooker?
#53
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 54
Well, if it works for you, I guess...
#54
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 55
Jack, twins! Swedish. My place. Now.
#55
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 56
Dead body, right. That's what that is.
#56
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all right, wait here, Stewie, while Mommy gets the cement blocks.
#58
Recap of Family Guy Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 59
- What happened to your shirt? - You know, just a pizza party at the office.
#59
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Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy.
#60