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Season 11  "The Old Man and the Big 'C'"  11x3

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 04, 2012

Brian learns that Carter Pewterschmidt's company is keeping the cure for cancer from the public in order to drive up profits; Quagmire reveals a secret.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 1
You know, there's lots of big Hollywood celebrities
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And even if they do, just ignore them.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Dad, there's a weird bald guy out in front of our house.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Our children should not have to live in fear!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
I'm sorry. That's for library trash only.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
Now, we all saw you put your card back in the deck.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
You notice now that he's bald,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
The going on down there?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
You're right. This isn't me.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
Oh, you mean foot prisons?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
How's it going, Dr. Kamada?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
Good. Me and Joe can stay here and tell secrets.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
I now declare this hair transplant officially over!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
Um, hey, what's up?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Stewie, I heard a doctor tell Carter he has two weeks to live.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
Watching him nail his cleaning woman is how
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
that's infused with chocolate served with chocolate ice cream
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
Well, yesterday at the hospital,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
I'll tell ya, this obituary came out great.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Wh-What are you doing here?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Daddy! You're okay!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Oh, you're gonna get it, Brian.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
We had food colorin' and water.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
When the bill come, he sprint.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
If Carter Pewterschmidt,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
and to keep people from knowing the truth.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
leave two dollars worth of flowers right here.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Hey, wait a minute.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
You know, cervical cancer is also a problem.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
Coffee for Brent.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
I understand, sir.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
we're just trying to read the paper here.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38
All right, we're just going to have to try
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
a dead body in a pharmaceutical lab?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
Specimen Z isn't Carter's body.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
I don't know. When... when was that
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
in treating a disease than in curing it.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
and I'm going to tell the whole world about it.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
ok at the Kleenex industry.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
Jerry, Jerry, it's sperm and nonsense.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Oh, it was easy-- I just took it
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
Okay, then. Okay.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
Oh, I didn't tell you?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50
- What happened? - Let's go!

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
And even if they do, just ignore them.
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Dad, there's a weird bald guy out in front of our house.
#3 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
Our children should not have to live in fear!
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5 #5 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
I'm sorry. That's for library trash only.
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
Now, we all saw you put your card back in the deck.
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
You notice now that he's bald,
#8 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
The going on down there?
#9 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
You're right. This isn't me.
#10 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
Oh, you mean foot prisons?
#11 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
How's it going, Dr. Kamada?
#12 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
Good. Me and Joe can stay here and tell secrets.
#13 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
I now declare this hair transplant officially over!
#14 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
Um, hey, what's up?
#15 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Stewie, I heard a doctor tell Carter he has two weeks to live.
#16 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
Watching him nail his cleaning woman is how
#17 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
that's infused with chocolate served with chocolate ice cream
#18 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19 #19 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
Well, yesterday at the hospital,
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21 #21 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
I'll tell ya, this obituary came out great.
#22 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Wh-What are you doing here?
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
Daddy! You're okay!
#24 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Oh, you're gonna get it, Brian.
#25 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
We had food colorin' and water.
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
When the bill come, he sprint.
#27 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
If Carter Pewterschmidt,
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
and to keep people from knowing the truth.
#29 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
leave two dollars worth of flowers right here.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Hey, wait a minute.
#32 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
You know, cervical cancer is also a problem.
#33 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
Coffee for Brent.
#34 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35 #35 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
I understand, sir.
#36 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
we're just trying to read the paper here.
#37 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38
All right, we're just going to have to try
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
a dead body in a pharmaceutical lab?
#39 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
Specimen Z isn't Carter's body.
#40 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41 #41 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
I don't know. When... when was that
#42 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
in treating a disease than in curing it.
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
and I'm going to tell the whole world about it.
#44 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
ok at the Kleenex industry.
#45 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
Jerry, Jerry, it's sperm and nonsense.
#46 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Oh, it was easy-- I just took it
#47 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
Okay, then. Okay.
#48 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
Oh, I didn't tell you?
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50
- What happened? - Let's go!
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