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Season 11  "Ratings Guy"  11x2

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 07, 2012

When the Griffins are selected to have their TV-watching habits monitored, Peter hatches a scheme to control the airwaves.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 1
Yeah. Is there anything in there for me?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 2
Or rather, did you exceed your own expectations?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 3
"of American households to be a Nielsen family,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 4
We're gonna be a Nielsen family?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 5
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 6
of millions of Americans.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 7
If you have any questions, please call me.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 9
to promote quality programming.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 10
Tom Tucker? What are you doing here?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 11
My birthmark makes it kind of tough.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 12
All right, this is good. Any other suggestions?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 13
These boots are the new you,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 14
Hey, fellas. Hey.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 15
Thanks for watching Channel Five,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 16
This is terrible! Yeah, has he lost his mind?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 17
they'd pop their heads up, all concerned.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 18
the coolest freaking toy on the planet.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 19
spun into the surf off Montauk Point.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 20
Damn it.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 21
What about polyurethane? All that.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 22
Everything seems to be going well.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 23
Thanks for your time.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 25
Could I speak with Jon Hamm, please?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 26
I've been a big celebrity for a year and a half now.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 28
(playing Star Wars theme)
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 29
Listen, you guys are doing a great job.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 30
I knew it was the ex-boyfriend.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 31
Okay, we'll, uh, pick up the rest tomorrow.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 32
And, uh, here's Paul
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 34
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 35
There they are! That's the Nielsen family!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 37
What do you mean, I ruined television?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 38
You're just jealous 'cause I get to say what's on TV now!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 39
Well, if it isn't Mr. Nielsen himself.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 40
Please, Doctor, you've got to help him.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 41
Thanks to you, TV's a vast wasteland.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 42
Get out of here!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 43
and youthful alienation.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 44
Mmm.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 45
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 46
but what's the point
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 47
That means you still have the power to influence television.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 48
Oh, my God, he destroyed every last box!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 49
Aah! Son of a bitch!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 50
Looks like this is one we beat you to.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 2
Or rather, did you exceed your own expectations?
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 3
"of American households to be a Nielsen family,
#3 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 4
We're gonna be a Nielsen family?
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 5 #5 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 6
of millions of Americans.
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 7
If you have any questions, please call me.
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 8 #8 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 9
to promote quality programming.
#9 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 10
Tom Tucker? What are you doing here?
#10 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 11
My birthmark makes it kind of tough.
#11 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 12
All right, this is good. Any other suggestions?
#12 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 13
These boots are the new you,
#13 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 14
Hey, fellas. Hey.
#14 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 15
Thanks for watching Channel Five,
#15 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 16
This is terrible! Yeah, has he lost his mind?
#16 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 17
they'd pop their heads up, all concerned.
#17 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 18
the coolest freaking toy on the planet.
#18 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 19
spun into the surf off Montauk Point.
#19 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 20
Damn it.
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 21
What about polyurethane? All that.
#21 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 22
Everything seems to be going well.
#22 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 23
Thanks for your time.
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 24 #24 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 25
Could I speak with Jon Hamm, please?
#25 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 26
I've been a big celebrity for a year and a half now.
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 27 #27 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 28
(playing Star Wars theme)
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 29
Listen, you guys are doing a great job.
#29 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 30
I knew it was the ex-boyfriend.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 31
Okay, we'll, uh, pick up the rest tomorrow.
#31 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 32
And, uh, here's Paul
#32 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 33 #33 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 34 #34 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 35
There they are! That's the Nielsen family!
#35 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 36 #36 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 37
What do you mean, I ruined television?
#37 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 38
You're just jealous 'cause I get to say what's on TV now!
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 39
Well, if it isn't Mr. Nielsen himself.
#39 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 40
Please, Doctor, you've got to help him.
#40 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 41
Thanks to you, TV's a vast wasteland.
#41 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 42
Get out of here!
#42 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 43
and youthful alienation.
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 44
Mmm.
#44 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 45 #45 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 46
but what's the point
#46 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 47
That means you still have the power to influence television.
#47 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 48
Oh, my God, he destroyed every last box!
#48 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 49
Aah! Son of a bitch!
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 2 (S11E02) - 50
Looks like this is one we beat you to.
#50