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Season 11  "The Giggity Wife"  11x11

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 27, 2013

During a visit to Harvard, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute; in an attempt to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends that Peter is his lover.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 1
Believe me, I know what I'm doing.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 2
Lois, do you have any idea what I'm looking at right now?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 3
a real hot-button issue for you guys, huh?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 4
So this is a Harvard bar, huh?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 5
the Asian.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 6
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 7
This is the last scene of Independence Day.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 8
Yeah, we already got a wheelchair guy.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 9
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 11
Hey, sometimes when daddies drive home drunk,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 12
Ah, my head!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 13
As of last night, we're man and wife.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 14
Hey, Stewie, here's five bucks.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 15
It's Charmese. Perfect.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 16
Your new wife is a human toilet.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 19
This thing ends now.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 20
Then I'll have to move into some
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 21
is if the woman consents to a divorce.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 22
Let her suck it up-- she's the expert. Sorry, keep going.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 23
This year, in addition to the Hunger Games,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 24
When was the Missouri Compromise?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 25
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 26
No one's ever cared about me like that before.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 27
♪ I'm gonna try for an uptown girl ♪
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 28
Of course, Glenn.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 29
Do you charge black guys more or less?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 30
I have $3.74.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 31
Upstairs, to the left.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 32
I don't really think I'm in the mood.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 33
Are you some kind of 'mo?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 34
Well, Charmese, I have something to tell you,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 35
if I just weren't so super duper double gay.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 36
Me, too, Charmese.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 37
Pretend you're gay to get out of marriage.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 38
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 39
Gay men don't watch straight porn.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 40
All right, fine.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 41
All right, Charmese, I'll do it.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 42
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 43
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 44
I would never ask you to do this if I had any other choice
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 45
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 46
Good. Now, what else?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 47
Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 48
Peter, can we just get out of here?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 49
Huh. Hard to believe your marriage isn't working out.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 50
I'm tense because I have to bang you in 20 minutes!

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Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 2
Lois, do you have any idea what I'm looking at right now?
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 3
a real hot-button issue for you guys, huh?
#3 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 4
So this is a Harvard bar, huh?
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 5
the Asian.
#5 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 6 #6 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 7
This is the last scene of Independence Day.
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 8
Yeah, we already got a wheelchair guy.
#8 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 9 #9 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 10 #10 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 11
Hey, sometimes when daddies drive home drunk,
#11 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 12
Ah, my head!
#12 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 13
As of last night, we're man and wife.
#13 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 14
Hey, Stewie, here's five bucks.
#14 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 15
It's Charmese. Perfect.
#15 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 16
Your new wife is a human toilet.
#16 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 17 #17 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 18 #18 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 19
This thing ends now.
#19 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 20
Then I'll have to move into some
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 21
is if the woman consents to a divorce.
#21 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 22
Let her suck it up-- she's the expert. Sorry, keep going.
#22 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 23
This year, in addition to the Hunger Games,
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 24
When was the Missouri Compromise?
#24 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 25 #25 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 26
No one's ever cared about me like that before.
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 27
♪ I'm gonna try for an uptown girl ♪
#27 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 28
Of course, Glenn.
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 29
Do you charge black guys more or less?
#29 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 30
I have $3.74.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 31
Upstairs, to the left.
#31 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 32
I don't really think I'm in the mood.
#32 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 33
Are you some kind of 'mo?
#33 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 34
Well, Charmese, I have something to tell you,
#34 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 35
if I just weren't so super duper double gay.
#35 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 36
Me, too, Charmese.
#36 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 37
Pretend you're gay to get out of marriage.
#37 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 38 #38 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 39
Gay men don't watch straight porn.
#39 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 40
All right, fine.
#40 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 41
All right, Charmese, I'll do it.
#41 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 42 #42 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 43 #43 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 44
I would never ask you to do this if I had any other choice
#44 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 45 #45 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 46
Good. Now, what else?
#46 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 47 #47 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 48
Peter, can we just get out of here?
#48 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 49
Huh. Hard to believe your marriage isn't working out.
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 11 Episode 11 (S11E11) - 50
I'm tense because I have to bang you in 20 minutes!
#50