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Season 1  "Mind Over Murder"  1x4

Aired 20 years ago - Apr 25, 1999

At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 1
Jeez. I'm sorry, honey. I'd help you clean it up.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 2
You're right. It's better if I do it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
All right, I'll do that, too! Can you at least take Chris to his game?
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
All right! You know I spoil you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
PETER: Boo, Lois! Yay, beer!
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
Enough! The only thing worse than the wretched pain...
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
Get Moby Dick off the field before he burps up a license plate!
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
Call an ambulance. She's going into labor.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
There's my little house husband.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
BERT: Hello?
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
[Comedic instrumental music]
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 15
Lois loves her family. Lois loves her family.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
I wonder what the guys are up to?
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
...and stock it with plenty of frosty Pawtucket Patriots...
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
[Cheerful instrumental music]
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 20
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 21
Sorry, honey. I must've lost track of the time.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 22
What's the difference between pornography and art?
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
And I'm through taking care of you and your bar buddies!
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
One can only imagine what foul regions that finger has erstwhile probed!
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
...from the quantum theory of molecular propulsion.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
Hello, Mother. Care to partake in one...
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
Peter, in the 17 years that we've been married...
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
I wanted you to play it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
"And if I try, I still
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
"If there is some other way to prove that I love you
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 34
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 35
Yes, my gums are sore! Enough of this!
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
Tonight? Honey, I don't think anyone's gonna come back tonight.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Let me finish the story, fellas. You don't want to be up all night.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
And that's ogle your wife.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
Peter, I'm holding hooters.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
I just wanted to keep my bar.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
Listen, I don't want any more trouble.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
"Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade"
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 45
Look everyone, Stewie drew a picture for his mommy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
A time machine. Sure. Here's where the flux capacitor goes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48
What's going on here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
...the music's flowing through me, I feel, I don't know, special.
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 50
I bet he also didn't tell you he never helps me around the house.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 2
You're right. It's better if I do it.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
All right, I'll do that, too! Can you at least take Chris to his game?
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
All right! You know I spoil you.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
PETER: Boo, Lois! Yay, beer!
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
Enough! The only thing worse than the wretched pain...
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7 #7 Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
Get Moby Dick off the field before he burps up a license plate!
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
Call an ambulance. She's going into labor.
#9
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There's my little house husband.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
BERT: Hello?
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
[Comedic instrumental music]
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 15
Lois loves her family. Lois loves her family.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
I wonder what the guys are up to?
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17 #17 Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
...and stock it with plenty of frosty Pawtucket Patriots...
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
[Cheerful instrumental music]
#19
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Sorry, honey. I must've lost track of the time.
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 22
What's the difference between pornography and art?
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
And I'm through taking care of you and your bar buddies!
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
One can only imagine what foul regions that finger has erstwhile probed!
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
Thank you. Thank you very much.
#25
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...from the quantum theory of molecular propulsion.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
Hello, Mother. Care to partake in one...
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
Peter, in the 17 years that we've been married...
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
I wanted you to play it.
#30
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"And if I try, I still
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
"If there is some other way to prove that I love you
#33
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Yes, my gums are sore! Enough of this!
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
Tonight? Honey, I don't think anyone's gonna come back tonight.
#36
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Let me finish the story, fellas. You don't want to be up all night.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
And that's ogle your wife.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
Peter, I'm holding hooters.
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
I just wanted to keep my bar.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
Listen, I don't want any more trouble.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43 #43 Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
"Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade"
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 45
Look everyone, Stewie drew a picture for his mommy.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
A time machine. Sure. Here's where the flux capacitor goes.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47 #47 Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48
What's going on here?
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
...the music's flowing through me, I feel, I don't know, special.
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 50
I bet he also didn't tell you he never helps me around the house.
#50