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Archer (2009)

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Season 1  "The Rock"  1x8

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 04, 2010

After ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
- The important thing is, they're loaded. - Just shitfaced.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Not. Another. Word.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
Um...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Wow. I am incredibly sorry.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
And now not only are you hiring another agency...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
- Uh, skipper, if I could jump in here. - Trexler.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
- Getting ISIS blacklisted at the UN? - Had nothing to do with that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
- You said it was the nose of a Caesar. - Ehh...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- You wanna play me hard? - Phrasing.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Commence Operation "Rub Len Trexler's Big Fat Nose In It."
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
you wanna sprinkle on the bacon bits of "Let's tell them we're coming"?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
So this time I need you to not be your normal...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
- And have I blabbed about you and Cheryl? - She keeps seducing me.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
I'm head of HR, Cyril, I know your take-home.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
- Wow. - I'm sorry, you were saying?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
and scream, "Look at those babies, old man.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
Oh, wait. Cheryl? Cheryl.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
- Okay. - But maybe we overlooked an air shaft...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
- What, are you just hitting random keys? - Well, obviously.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
I gotta live with a roommate. In Queens.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
You sure, missus? Is plenty space.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
What's sad is now nobody re-stocks the machine in the bathroom...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Listen to your hearts. Because deep down...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
- And me. - Really?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
- She's not in here. - Well, why are you in here?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
Not to mention my rapidly-approaching- room-temperature Cobb salad, so...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
- How? Nobody knows why we're striking. - Well, we can't say "Hey, right upstairs...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
And Pam, Krieger, Carol. All the...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
- Just me, me, me. - Jesus, whose kid died?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Lousy commies! Go back to Quebec!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Oh, baby. What happened to you?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
Even though you totally depend on us.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
- Bonuses? - Dump her, Cyril.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
- So just how vital is it? It's incredibly vital.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
- Hey, whoa. - Stop surging.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
I'm saving Lana. As usual. Hey, shut up.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
- The tactical turtleneck, Lana. - Archer.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
- Do we take the drones for granted? - No. No, no, Lana.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
- Or else he'll crank up the heat again. I love...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Well, I'm not. Do your worst, Krieger.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
Ha! I'll outlast you. I'm naked and I've got half a lime...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
- You've got nothing! - No code-cloner, no GPS. Argh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
Just watched Deliverance again, huh?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
Intruders. Get them.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
Jesus. Quit bouncing my eyes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
Yes. - Well, I can arrange that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
We're taking heavy fire and we need an extraction, dumb-ass!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
Uh, we need the sat-com link to do that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Lana! - Will somebody please do something?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
Helo's 10-4, just needs you to upload their GPS coordinates...

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Not. Another. Word.
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
Um...
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Wow. I am incredibly sorry.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
And now not only are you hiring another agency...
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
- Uh, skipper, if I could jump in here. - Trexler.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
- Getting ISIS blacklisted at the UN? - Had nothing to do with that.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
- You said it was the nose of a Caesar. - Ehh...
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- You wanna play me hard? - Phrasing.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Commence Operation "Rub Len Trexler's Big Fat Nose In It."
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
you wanna sprinkle on the bacon bits of "Let's tell them we're coming"?
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
So this time I need you to not be your normal...
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
- And have I blabbed about you and Cheryl? - She keeps seducing me.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
I'm head of HR, Cyril, I know your take-home.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
- Wow. - I'm sorry, you were saying?
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
and scream, "Look at those babies, old man.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
Oh, wait. Cheryl? Cheryl.
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
- Okay. - But maybe we overlooked an air shaft...
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
- What, are you just hitting random keys? - Well, obviously.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
I gotta live with a roommate. In Queens.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
You sure, missus? Is plenty space.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
What's sad is now nobody re-stocks the machine in the bathroom...
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Listen to your hearts. Because deep down...
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
- And me. - Really?
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
- She's not in here. - Well, why are you in here?
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
Not to mention my rapidly-approaching- room-temperature Cobb salad, so...
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
- How? Nobody knows why we're striking. - Well, we can't say "Hey, right upstairs...
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
And Pam, Krieger, Carol. All the...
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
- Just me, me, me. - Jesus, whose kid died?
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Lousy commies! Go back to Quebec!
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Oh, baby. What happened to you?
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
Even though you totally depend on us.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
- Bonuses? - Dump her, Cyril.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
- So just how vital is it? It's incredibly vital.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
- Hey, whoa. - Stop surging.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
I'm saving Lana. As usual. Hey, shut up.
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
- The tactical turtleneck, Lana. - Archer.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
- Do we take the drones for granted? - No. No, no, Lana.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
- Or else he'll crank up the heat again. I love...
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Well, I'm not. Do your worst, Krieger.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
Ha! I'll outlast you. I'm naked and I've got half a lime...
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
- You've got nothing! - No code-cloner, no GPS. Argh!
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
Just watched Deliverance again, huh?
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
Intruders. Get them.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
Jesus. Quit bouncing my eyes.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
Yes. - Well, I can arrange that.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
We're taking heavy fire and we need an extraction, dumb-ass!
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
Uh, we need the sat-com link to do that.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Lana! - Will somebody please do something?
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
Helo's 10-4, just needs you to upload their GPS coordinates...
#50