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Season 1  "Killing Utne"  1x4

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 28, 2010

Malory hosts a dinner party for the UN intelligence chairman, Torvald Utne, in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS. Unfortunately, a group of rival assassins have targeted Mr. Utne for elimination.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 1
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Why? Only I will have real bullets.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
You're only here because I may need you to take one for the team.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
Torvald, feel free to cup anything in the room.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
Which is why you should consider ISIS for the UN contract.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
Nothing but too much enthusiasm for the opportunity to serve the UN.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
- Hello. - You're late.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
Why are you here? - Actually sir, I'm with Carina.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
Regale him with exciting tales of ISIS exploits.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
- Oh, for... Torvald. - Bet you get that a lot, huh, Torvie?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
I don't even know how you got out, Woodhouse.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
she probably never had time to learn to drive.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 15
But what I have seen...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
He's a fully-integrated multi-fetish artificial being.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17
Willing to do whatever it takes.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
What about Trinette? She said that?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
Mm. You could say that, yes.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 20
There is plenty of fishiness going on at ISIS without your balls.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 21
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Mani, do something. Utne is leaving.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
Now, good night, and good...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
- I am Torvald... - Utne, I know.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
- Whoa. Wait a minute. Hey, Utne. Utne! - Would you shut up?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
Oh, that Russian prick. He sent two teams again.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
- Coming right out. - Hurry it up. All I've had today is, like...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
But if he's on the plan of Frau Archer...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
Really? A European lingerie model.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
- No, in this case it would be pascals. - Ugh. Hey, Europe, be gayer.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
But keep them limbered up. I have a big surprise planned for dinner...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
I would like I think that very much.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
Keep her out of the medicine cabinet.
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- Why? - I think there's, like, a racial component.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
- Are you lazy Huns ready, or what? Oh. Ha, ha. Hello, yep.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Why are you so immature?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
do something bad to your bones.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
God, that is just...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
- Wow. Forgot how much I hated that. - Oh, that's right.
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- Torvald, a toast? - Sure, go crazy.
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- Oh, Uta. - What? I am pretty sure.
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Yes, and I am tempted to give ISIS the UN contract, Malory.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
That's the wrong plate, Uta.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47
I will tear you down brick by perfidious brick.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48
that exact moment to explode outwards. - What?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
Because I think you have some serious and unresolved issues with your father.
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Why? Only I will have real bullets.
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
You're only here because I may need you to take one for the team.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
Torvald, feel free to cup anything in the room.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
Which is why you should consider ISIS for the UN contract.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
Nothing but too much enthusiasm for the opportunity to serve the UN.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
- Hello. - You're late.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
Why are you here? - Actually sir, I'm with Carina.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
Regale him with exciting tales of ISIS exploits.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
- Oh, for... Torvald. - Bet you get that a lot, huh, Torvie?
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
I don't even know how you got out, Woodhouse.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
she probably never had time to learn to drive.
#13
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But what I have seen...
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
He's a fully-integrated multi-fetish artificial being.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17
Willing to do whatever it takes.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
What about Trinette? She said that?
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
Mm. You could say that, yes.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 20
There is plenty of fishiness going on at ISIS without your balls.
#20
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Mani, do something. Utne is leaving.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
Now, good night, and good...
#23
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- I am Torvald... - Utne, I know.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
- Whoa. Wait a minute. Hey, Utne. Utne! - Would you shut up?
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
Oh, that Russian prick. He sent two teams again.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
- Coming right out. - Hurry it up. All I've had today is, like...
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
But if he's on the plan of Frau Archer...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
Really? A European lingerie model.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
- No, in this case it would be pascals. - Ugh. Hey, Europe, be gayer.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
But keep them limbered up. I have a big surprise planned for dinner...
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
I would like I think that very much.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
Keep her out of the medicine cabinet.
#33
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- Why? - I think there's, like, a racial component.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
- Are you lazy Huns ready, or what? Oh. Ha, ha. Hello, yep.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Why are you so immature?
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
do something bad to your bones.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
God, that is just...
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
- Wow. Forgot how much I hated that. - Oh, that's right.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42 #42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43
- Torvald, a toast? - Sure, go crazy.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
- Oh, Uta. - What? I am pretty sure.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 45
Yes, and I am tempted to give ISIS the UN contract, Malory.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
That's the wrong plate, Uta.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47
I will tear you down brick by perfidious brick.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48
that exact moment to explode outwards. - What?
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
Because I think you have some serious and unresolved issues with your father.
#49
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