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Season 1  "Skytanic"  1x7

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 18, 2010

When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 1
Terrible, awful, just gut-wrenchingly bad feeling about this.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
Since it's all drawers under here, because look how tiny this room is!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 3
Disembark, Cyril. We're about to...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
Oh. Well then, make me a double Campari and, uh...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 5
That, what's her name, Beekman? I bet she's just sick she got bumped.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 6
He and I were both up for command of the Excelsior, but...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7
- I lied! - What?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
Rug-burny events. - Oh, my God!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
Even a hint of a problem on our maiden voyage...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
Don't be snotty. And Sterling, if there is a bomb...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
Although this is a non-smoking area, sir.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12
That's called profiling, Mother, and I don't do it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
- Sterling, are you joking? - The crossing takes 24 hours.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
As long as nothing goes wrong on this flight.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 15
Or C, maybe I just jam this mop...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 16
Yeah, until she tags me in!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
Oh, Pamela. You read me like a poem.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 18
Cyril's already freaked out enough about us sharing this shoebox...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 20
- Well, that's fine by me. - Cyril, wait.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 22
There! Go buy a nicotine patch!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
Archer. Ha. Sterling Archer.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 25
She's not gonna be happy about that. Um...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 26
I'm just saying! You're driving Cyril straight toward another woman.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 27
And making it hard to drop a deuce.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
- You people are just ruining my trip. Uh...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
Check the Kaiser Wilhelm suite.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
What gave it away, my mother's...? Why are you wearing my mother's robe?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
Lana is waiting for you. - Really? Where?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
Two... Well, three times, I guess, if a dry-humpy choker counts.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
- Oh, why? - Hello!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
but so then this one starts freaking out, and long story short...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 35
Running around all up and down this stupid blimp.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 36
Ugh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 37
- So, yes, I made a phony bomb threat. - Good for you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 39
Oh, and Lana, maybe you ought to grab the Kraut. He's the bomber.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
Saving a Jewish girl from a gang of skinheads.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 41
We're at you just shot the guy who could disarm the bomb, jackass!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
- Well, guess what! - Um, it didn't?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 43
- See? It's that kinda selfish shit... - Lana, no! You'll kill us all!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 44
No, actually lacrosse camp. If that helps.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 45
- I see your knockoff Fiacci drawers. - Ha-ha. You are such a bitch.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 46
Got it? - Yeah, I see it! Ready?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 47
it's niner three four, Tango, X-ray, Sierra!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 48
- Yeah, and both are identical! - No! They're not!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 49
You said the letters after the dash were Oscar Kilo!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 50

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
Since it's all drawers under here, because look how tiny this room is!
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 3
Disembark, Cyril. We're about to...
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
Oh. Well then, make me a double Campari and, uh...
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 5
That, what's her name, Beekman? I bet she's just sick she got bumped.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 6
He and I were both up for command of the Excelsior, but...
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7
- I lied! - What?
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
Rug-burny events. - Oh, my God!
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
Even a hint of a problem on our maiden voyage...
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
Don't be snotty. And Sterling, if there is a bomb...
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
Although this is a non-smoking area, sir.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12
That's called profiling, Mother, and I don't do it.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
- Sterling, are you joking? - The crossing takes 24 hours.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
As long as nothing goes wrong on this flight.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 15
Or C, maybe I just jam this mop...
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 16
Yeah, until she tags me in!
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
Oh, Pamela. You read me like a poem.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 18
Cyril's already freaked out enough about us sharing this shoebox...
#18
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- Well, that's fine by me. - Cyril, wait.
#20
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There! Go buy a nicotine patch!
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
Archer. Ha. Sterling Archer.
#23
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She's not gonna be happy about that. Um...
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 26
I'm just saying! You're driving Cyril straight toward another woman.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 27
And making it hard to drop a deuce.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
- You people are just ruining my trip. Uh...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
Check the Kaiser Wilhelm suite.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
What gave it away, my mother's...? Why are you wearing my mother's robe?
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
Lana is waiting for you. - Really? Where?
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
Two... Well, three times, I guess, if a dry-humpy choker counts.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
- Oh, why? - Hello!
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
but so then this one starts freaking out, and long story short...
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 35
Running around all up and down this stupid blimp.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 36
Ugh.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 37
- So, yes, I made a phony bomb threat. - Good for you.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 38 #38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 39
Oh, and Lana, maybe you ought to grab the Kraut. He's the bomber.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
Saving a Jewish girl from a gang of skinheads.
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 41
We're at you just shot the guy who could disarm the bomb, jackass!
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
- Well, guess what! - Um, it didn't?
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 43
- See? It's that kinda selfish shit... - Lana, no! You'll kill us all!
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 44
No, actually lacrosse camp. If that helps.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 45
- I see your knockoff Fiacci drawers. - Ha-ha. You are such a bitch.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 46
Got it? - Yeah, I see it! Ready?
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 47
it's niner three four, Tango, X-ray, Sierra!
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 48
- Yeah, and both are identical! - No! They're not!
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 49
You said the letters after the dash were Oscar Kilo!
#49
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