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Season 1  "The Rock"  1x8

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 04, 2010

After ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
- The important thing is, they're loaded. - Just shitfaced.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Not. Another. Word.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
Um...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Wow. I am incredibly sorry.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
And now not only are you hiring another agency...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
- Uh, skipper, if I could jump in here. - Trexler.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
- Getting ISIS blacklisted at the UN? - Had nothing to do with that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
- You said it was the nose of a Caesar. - Ehh...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- You wanna play me hard? - Phrasing.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Commence Operation "Rub Len Trexler's Big Fat Nose In It."
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
you wanna sprinkle on the bacon bits of "Let's tell them we're coming"?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
So this time I need you to not be your normal...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
- And have I blabbed about you and Cheryl? - She keeps seducing me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
I'm head of HR, Cyril, I know your take-home.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
- Wow. - I'm sorry, you were saying?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
and scream, "Look at those babies, old man.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
Oh, wait. Cheryl? Cheryl.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
- Okay. - But maybe we overlooked an air shaft...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
- What, are you just hitting random keys? - Well, obviously.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
I gotta live with a roommate. In Queens.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
You sure, missus? Is plenty space.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
What's sad is now nobody re-stocks the machine in the bathroom...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Listen to your hearts. Because deep down...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
- And me. - Really?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
- She's not in here. - Well, why are you in here?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
Not to mention my rapidly-approaching- room-temperature Cobb salad, so...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
- How? Nobody knows why we're striking. - Well, we can't say "Hey, right upstairs...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
And Pam, Krieger, Carol. All the...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
- Just me, me, me. - Jesus, whose kid died?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Lousy commies! Go back to Quebec!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Oh, baby. What happened to you?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
Even though you totally depend on us.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
- Bonuses? - Dump her, Cyril.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
- So just how vital is it? It's incredibly vital.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
- Hey, whoa. - Stop surging.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
I'm saving Lana. As usual. Hey, shut up.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
- The tactical turtleneck, Lana. - Archer.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
- Do we take the drones for granted? - No. No, no, Lana.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
- Or else he'll crank up the heat again. I love...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Well, I'm not. Do your worst, Krieger.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
Ha! I'll outlast you. I'm naked and I've got half a lime...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
- You've got nothing! - No code-cloner, no GPS. Argh!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
Just watched Deliverance again, huh?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
Intruders. Get them.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
Jesus. Quit bouncing my eyes.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
Yes. - Well, I can arrange that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
We're taking heavy fire and we need an extraction, dumb-ass!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
Uh, we need the sat-com link to do that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Lana! - Will somebody please do something?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
Helo's 10-4, just needs you to upload their GPS coordinates...

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Not. Another. Word.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
Um...
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Wow. I am incredibly sorry.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
And now not only are you hiring another agency...
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
- Uh, skipper, if I could jump in here. - Trexler.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
- Getting ISIS blacklisted at the UN? - Had nothing to do with that.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
- You said it was the nose of a Caesar. - Ehh...
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- You wanna play me hard? - Phrasing.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Commence Operation "Rub Len Trexler's Big Fat Nose In It."
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
you wanna sprinkle on the bacon bits of "Let's tell them we're coming"?
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
So this time I need you to not be your normal...
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
- And have I blabbed about you and Cheryl? - She keeps seducing me.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
I'm head of HR, Cyril, I know your take-home.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
- Wow. - I'm sorry, you were saying?
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
and scream, "Look at those babies, old man.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
Oh, wait. Cheryl? Cheryl.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
- Okay. - But maybe we overlooked an air shaft...
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
- What, are you just hitting random keys? - Well, obviously.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
I gotta live with a roommate. In Queens.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
You sure, missus? Is plenty space.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
What's sad is now nobody re-stocks the machine in the bathroom...
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Listen to your hearts. Because deep down...
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
- And me. - Really?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
- She's not in here. - Well, why are you in here?
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
Not to mention my rapidly-approaching- room-temperature Cobb salad, so...
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
- How? Nobody knows why we're striking. - Well, we can't say "Hey, right upstairs...
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
And Pam, Krieger, Carol. All the...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
- Just me, me, me. - Jesus, whose kid died?
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Lousy commies! Go back to Quebec!
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Oh, baby. What happened to you?
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
Even though you totally depend on us.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
- Bonuses? - Dump her, Cyril.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
- So just how vital is it? It's incredibly vital.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
- Hey, whoa. - Stop surging.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
I'm saving Lana. As usual. Hey, shut up.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
- The tactical turtleneck, Lana. - Archer.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
- Do we take the drones for granted? - No. No, no, Lana.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
- Or else he'll crank up the heat again. I love...
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Well, I'm not. Do your worst, Krieger.
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
Ha! I'll outlast you. I'm naked and I've got half a lime...
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
- You've got nothing! - No code-cloner, no GPS. Argh!
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
Just watched Deliverance again, huh?
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
Intruders. Get them.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
Jesus. Quit bouncing my eyes.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
Yes. - Well, I can arrange that.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
We're taking heavy fire and we need an extraction, dumb-ass!
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
Uh, we need the sat-com link to do that.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Lana! - Will somebody please do something?
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
Helo's 10-4, just needs you to upload their GPS coordinates...
#50