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Season 1  "Honeypot"  1x5

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 04, 2010

Malory's career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer’s expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
- Yes. Yes. Yes! - No. No. Come on.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
Sterling, please, I need your help.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
Ew, kill. Bang.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
That's what I said. If you go through the whole list...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Yup, we've got video and audio...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
It's a safe bet he'd have Ramón killed if he ever found out he was gay.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
- Bang. Uh, kill, I guess. - Thanks a lot.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
Well if you do, I've developed a proprietary chemical compound...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
Suit yourself. Just means more for me and Danny.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
And he's actually quite handsome.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
Seriously, that's like Eggs 101, Woodhouse.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
- Nikolai. - Free Stolichnaya, Beluga caviar.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
- Ahem. Can I help you? - I don't know. Can you?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Do you not see me rocking this chiseled slab of hard man-body?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
- Are you kidding? - Oh my God, you, like, sneeze glitter.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
I can't believe you blab that you're a secret agent.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
So this spy agency, is it, like, the real CIA "James Bondy" deal, or what?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
Okay, kill. Bang. Bang.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
- My pleasure. - I wanna dress you up like a little gnome...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
Uh, duh and or hello.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
Oh. Yeah, that makes more sense. So I just like, what? Approach him in a bar?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
Dios mío. Is your ego so large...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
Seriously Woodhouse, how can you be so totally awesome and not be gay?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
- Hugo Boss. - Shut up.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
And what the hell are you wearing, Woodhouse?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
... into having anonymous sex?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
Get me some video of hot man-on-man action by tonight...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
Out-macho a gay guy? Oh, my stars.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
Doesn't it?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
we go to your place and have, you know...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
- Jesus, is this made of limestone? - It's a dangerous game.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
That's what you're gonna be saying when I'm, uh, all...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
Sterling Archer of ISIS.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Agent Sterling Archer of ISIS. - Wait, you know who I am?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
- Here, try it. - No. Whoa, whoa.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
- Holy shit, was that out loud? - It's okay. This is a safe place.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
Kill. Kill. God, when do I get to the end so I can see what Cyril said?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
and the last sensation that you feel before you die...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
- Jesus Christ. - I know, right?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
I have to work with. - You haven't banged half of them...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
- Ceviche is already cold. - I know.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
- So are you two even really gay? - As big old tangerines, yes.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
- Let the mummy talk. - I can't let you do this.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
Me? Your mother started all of this.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
- Yes. Yes. Yes! - No. No. Come on.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
Sterling, please, I need your help.
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face...
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
Ew, kill. Bang.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
That's what I said. If you go through the whole list...
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Yup, we've got video and audio...
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
It's a safe bet he'd have Ramón killed if he ever found out he was gay.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
- Bang. Uh, kill, I guess. - Thanks a lot.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
Well if you do, I've developed a proprietary chemical compound...
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
Suit yourself. Just means more for me and Danny.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
And he's actually quite handsome.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
Seriously, that's like Eggs 101, Woodhouse.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
- Nikolai. - Free Stolichnaya, Beluga caviar.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15 #15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
- Ahem. Can I help you? - I don't know. Can you?
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Do you not see me rocking this chiseled slab of hard man-body?
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
- Are you kidding? - Oh my God, you, like, sneeze glitter.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
I can't believe you blab that you're a secret agent.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
So this spy agency, is it, like, the real CIA "James Bondy" deal, or what?
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
Okay, kill. Bang. Bang.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
- My pleasure. - I wanna dress you up like a little gnome...
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
Uh, duh and or hello.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
Oh. Yeah, that makes more sense. So I just like, what? Approach him in a bar?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
Dios mío. Is your ego so large...
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
Seriously Woodhouse, how can you be so totally awesome and not be gay?
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
- Hugo Boss. - Shut up.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
And what the hell are you wearing, Woodhouse?
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
... into having anonymous sex?
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
Get me some video of hot man-on-man action by tonight...
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
Out-macho a gay guy? Oh, my stars.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
Doesn't it?
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33 #33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
we go to your place and have, you know...
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
- Jesus, is this made of limestone? - It's a dangerous game.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
That's what you're gonna be saying when I'm, uh, all...
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
Sterling Archer of ISIS.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Agent Sterling Archer of ISIS. - Wait, you know who I am?
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39 #39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
- Here, try it. - No. Whoa, whoa.
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
- Holy shit, was that out loud? - It's okay. This is a safe place.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
Kill. Kill. God, when do I get to the end so I can see what Cyril said?
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
and the last sensation that you feel before you die...
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
- Jesus Christ. - I know, right?
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
I have to work with. - You haven't banged half of them...
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
- Ceviche is already cold. - I know.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
- So are you two even really gay? - As big old tangerines, yes.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
- Let the mummy talk. - I can't let you do this.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
Me? Your mother started all of this.
#50