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Season 1  "Dial M for Mother"  1x10

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 18, 2010

Questions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a perilous trap... and an explosive confrontation with Malory.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 1
...then I'll try to hit gym, so... - The gym. That'll be the day.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 2
the head of the KGB, have a direct line to your office?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 3
What?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 5
Oh, you gonna run cry to Ms. Archer, like when Cyril cheated on you?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 6
But I already have a father. His name was John Fitzgerald Archer.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 7
- Lf we miss that train I will go blind. Fire.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 8
Tell a 3-year-old his father might be in the KGB?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 9
- And I can explain that. - Well if you'd let me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 10
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- Nobody would ever know. - Pam? Yeah.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 12
Len Trexler or Buddy Rich?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 14
Vole is also rodent, but more closer related to lemming.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 16
- A tur...? Listen, you kraut puke. - Hello.
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Nein, major, not you. Yeah, listening.
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- I forgot where I put it. - Huge surprise.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 19
Maybe. Or you, maybe, or...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 20
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and anybody else, Rambone? - No.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 22
Boy, you are just so determined not to be cool about this.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 23
Oh, you don't wanna be here...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 24
please line up and take a number.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 25
- Here's the door. - Help. Please help me.
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- Well, that was a huge waste of time. - I said don't take your clothes off.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 27
- That's me! Move, dude. - Animals.
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- But you're gay. - Girl, please. Nobody's that gay.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 29
Which you're gonna need after the jillion high-fives...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 30
Hey, seriously, kidnappers...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 31
And then they can control his brain.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 32
I will let him or her give me a handy. Ugh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 33
Hey, seriously.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 34
I drill hole in head of man who maybe is my son.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 35
When it is in small window just over the target...
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Hello? Ha! - Sterling? Sterling, listen very... Wha...?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 38
- Oh, God, sorry. Sorry. - Ahh...
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I am so disgusted with you right now I just wanna vomit.
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Mother.
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then they all know that none of them had sex with you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 44
- I just hope Cyril don't, like, snap. - Cyril? Snap?
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Minus my sixty bucks.
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Nothing. I'm a desirable...
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- But you cannot say a word. - I won't tell anybody.
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Oh, for God's sake.

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the head of the KGB, have a direct line to your office?
#2
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What?
#3
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Oh, you gonna run cry to Ms. Archer, like when Cyril cheated on you?
#5
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But I already have a father. His name was John Fitzgerald Archer.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 7
- Lf we miss that train I will go blind. Fire.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 8
Tell a 3-year-old his father might be in the KGB?
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 9
- And I can explain that. - Well if you'd let me.
#9
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- Nobody would ever know. - Pam? Yeah.
#11
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Len Trexler or Buddy Rich?
#12
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Vole is also rodent, but more closer related to lemming.
#14
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- A tur...? Listen, you kraut puke. - Hello.
#16
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Nein, major, not you. Yeah, listening.
#17
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- I forgot where I put it. - Huge surprise.
#18
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Maybe. Or you, maybe, or...
#19
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and anybody else, Rambone? - No.
#21
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Boy, you are just so determined not to be cool about this.
#22
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Oh, you don't wanna be here...
#23
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please line up and take a number.
#24
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- Here's the door. - Help. Please help me.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 26
- Well, that was a huge waste of time. - I said don't take your clothes off.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 27
- That's me! Move, dude. - Animals.
#27
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- But you're gay. - Girl, please. Nobody's that gay.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 29
Which you're gonna need after the jillion high-fives...
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 30
Hey, seriously, kidnappers...
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 31
And then they can control his brain.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 32
I will let him or her give me a handy. Ugh.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 33
Hey, seriously.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 34
I drill hole in head of man who maybe is my son.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 35
When it is in small window just over the target...
#35
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Hello? Ha! - Sterling? Sterling, listen very... Wha...?
#37
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- Oh, God, sorry. Sorry. - Ahh...
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 39
I am so disgusted with you right now I just wanna vomit.
#39
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Mother.
#42
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then they all know that none of them had sex with you.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 44
- I just hope Cyril don't, like, snap. - Cyril? Snap?
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 45
Minus my sixty bucks.
#45
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Nothing. I'm a desirable...
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 47
- But you cannot say a word. - I won't tell anybody.
#47
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Oh, for God's sake.
#50