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Season 1  "Skorpio"  1x6

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 11, 2010

Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend's life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer's heroics.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 1
Oh, so close.
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- But even though Cyril may be clingy... - Oh. Saran Wrap could take a lesson.
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My point is, dear, you can trust Cyril.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 4
It better be, Mr. Sex-Tape.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 5
Fort Kickass. - Ugh! Mr. Archer, you could help.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 6
Yes, Nikolai, you certainly did...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 7
- Pam, I will hit you in the face. - Aha-ha-ow!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 8
Worst-case scenario, her cover got blown...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 9
I don't. And if you will recall...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 10
The night before you break my heart, and disappear for nine months.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 11
That wasn't me, you idiot.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 12
Hello. Mother. What? Really?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 13
- Oh, my God. - Yes, yes, I remember.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 14
What...? Not the vasectomy, the rescue.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 15
and she begs me to take her back, so then Cyril commits suicide."
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 16
Come on. I bet Mr. Archer already went all double-oh-ninja on Skorpio's ass.
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- Wait a minute. - Yeah, hang on, crazy pants.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 18
Damn it, look what you... Shouldn't you be off cooking a rabbit somewhere?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 19
Well, that's too bad, Mr. Man. Now, you just put Lana on the phone.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 20
Archer? Hello? He hung up.
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And that's the reason I don't have sex with my co-workers.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 22
Is just fat dripping from kebabs.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 23
Da, but is a little unprofessional.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 25
It's a mega-yacht. And I just...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 26
- Jesus. You are so irresponsible. - Oh, really? Go ask Pita who's irresponsible.
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of the USS Rough Service?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 28
really need some me time before I have to go back to Cyril and his whole...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 29
- Even you wouldn't stoop that low. - Lana, come on...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 30
I want to leave, please. Right now.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 31
Because in one hour, the world's most dangerous terrorists...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 32
different. - Oh!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 34
Bartleby, the Scrivener? Anybody?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 35
- I don't even remember. Exactly. So...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 36
I bet they're fighting for their lives.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 37
- Um, got anything a little stronger? - Or way stronger. Like poison?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 38
- All right, you heard Mr. Skorpio. - No, just Skorpio.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 39
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Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 42
life-insurance policy, and...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 43
Oh, right. Because you walked into Strippers' Discount Warehouse...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 44
Yes, you're my beneficiary.
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- Ouch. - But that means... Oh, my God.
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I guess I was busy fantasizing about Archer and Lana having intercourse!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 47
So when you filled out your insurance, you weren't thinking about my muscular arms...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 48
No, they're... Oh, my God, they're green.
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Cyril? Cyril, come on. Let go.
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- But even though Cyril may be clingy... - Oh. Saran Wrap could take a lesson.
#2
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My point is, dear, you can trust Cyril.
#3
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It better be, Mr. Sex-Tape.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 5
Fort Kickass. - Ugh! Mr. Archer, you could help.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 6
Yes, Nikolai, you certainly did...
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 7
- Pam, I will hit you in the face. - Aha-ha-ow!
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 8
Worst-case scenario, her cover got blown...
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 9
I don't. And if you will recall...
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 10
The night before you break my heart, and disappear for nine months.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 11
That wasn't me, you idiot.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 12
Hello. Mother. What? Really?
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 13
- Oh, my God. - Yes, yes, I remember.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 14
What...? Not the vasectomy, the rescue.
#14
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and she begs me to take her back, so then Cyril commits suicide."
#15
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Come on. I bet Mr. Archer already went all double-oh-ninja on Skorpio's ass.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 17
- Wait a minute. - Yeah, hang on, crazy pants.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 18
Damn it, look what you... Shouldn't you be off cooking a rabbit somewhere?
#18
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Well, that's too bad, Mr. Man. Now, you just put Lana on the phone.
#19
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Archer? Hello? He hung up.
#20
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And that's the reason I don't have sex with my co-workers.
#21
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Is just fat dripping from kebabs.
#22
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Da, but is a little unprofessional.
#23
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It's a mega-yacht. And I just...
#25
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- Jesus. You are so irresponsible. - Oh, really? Go ask Pita who's irresponsible.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 27
of the USS Rough Service?
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 28
really need some me time before I have to go back to Cyril and his whole...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 29
- Even you wouldn't stoop that low. - Lana, come on...
#29
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I want to leave, please. Right now.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 31
Because in one hour, the world's most dangerous terrorists...
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 32
different. - Oh!
#32
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Bartleby, the Scrivener? Anybody?
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 35
- I don't even remember. Exactly. So...
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 36
I bet they're fighting for their lives.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 37
- Um, got anything a little stronger? - Or way stronger. Like poison?
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 38
- All right, you heard Mr. Skorpio. - No, just Skorpio.
#38
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Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 42
life-insurance policy, and...
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 43
Oh, right. Because you walked into Strippers' Discount Warehouse...
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 44
Yes, you're my beneficiary.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 45
- Ouch. - But that means... Oh, my God.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 46
I guess I was busy fantasizing about Archer and Lana having intercourse!
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 47
So when you filled out your insurance, you weren't thinking about my muscular arms...
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 48
No, they're... Oh, my God, they're green.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 49
Cyril? Cyril, come on. Let go.
#49
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