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Season 5  "Jeff Day"  5x15

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 19, 2016

Jess invents a male alter ego, “Jeff Day” in order to buy a new car from a sexist salesman, but her plan backfires when both Nick and Sam arrive at the dealership pretending to be him. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece panic when Winston decides to bring his new prankster girlfriend, Rhonda as his plus one to their wedding.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 1
and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 2
Let's just get our emotions out there.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 3
Shenanigans?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 4
- Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 5
I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 6
Just Singular being Singular.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 7
scare people with my pranks,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 8
Stupid.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 9
You salted the wine? How is that even a prank?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 10
This is delightful.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 11
Ah, I did not think this through.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 12
I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 13
He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 14
So if you excuse me,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 15
Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 16
No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 17
Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 18
can you please fill us in
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 19
Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 20
- Mm... - Uh...
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 21
Plus one means plus anyone.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 22
How did she get a mask of my face?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 23
You were right to get your hubby involved.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 24
we just got a consignment of vehicles
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 25
Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 26
Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 27
Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 28
with a little bulk, in case she gets hit,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 29
What are we talkin', 5.0?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 30
or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 31
and he was the only person I could find,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 32
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 33
we should support him.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 34
about what you said, and maybe you're right.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 36
That's what we needed to hear.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 37
'cause it's a hundred percent real.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 38
- Come on, guys. - Yeah.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 39
and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 40
was just a little crab in sunglasses.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 41
- RHONDA: That's a good one. - I don't understand this.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 42
He's about 5'10".
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 43
and why weren't you answering your unit?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 44
I explicitly told you not to.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 45
I told you if you'd just guide me.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 46
Hah! All right.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 47
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 48
It's the end of the month.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 49
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 50
Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 2
Let's just get our emotions out there.
#2 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 3
Shenanigans?
#3 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 4
- Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh.
#4 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 5
I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless.
#5 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 6
Just Singular being Singular.
#6 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 7
scare people with my pranks,
#7 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 8
Stupid.
#8 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 9
You salted the wine? How is that even a prank?
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 10
This is delightful.
#10 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 11
Ah, I did not think this through.
#11 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 12
I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
#12 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 13
He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
#13 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 14
So if you excuse me,
#14 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 15
Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
#15 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 16
No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation.
#16 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 17
Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
#17 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 18
can you please fill us in
#18 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 19
Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen?
#19 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 20
- Mm... - Uh...
#20 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 21
Plus one means plus anyone.
#21 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 22
How did she get a mask of my face?
#22 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 23
You were right to get your hubby involved.
#23 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 24
we just got a consignment of vehicles
#24 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 25
Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill.
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 26
Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
#26 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 27
Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 28
with a little bulk, in case she gets hit,
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 29
What are we talkin', 5.0?
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 30
or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage.
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 31
and he was the only person I could find,
#31 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 32 #32 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 33
we should support him.
#33 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 34
about what you said, and maybe you're right.
#34 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 35 #35 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 36
That's what we needed to hear.
#36 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 37
'cause it's a hundred percent real.
#37 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 38
- Come on, guys. - Yeah.
#38 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 39
and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off.
#39 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 40
was just a little crab in sunglasses.
#40 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 41
- RHONDA: That's a good one. - I don't understand this.
#41 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 42
He's about 5'10".
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 43
and why weren't you answering your unit?
#43 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 44
I explicitly told you not to.
#44 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 45
I told you if you'd just guide me.
#45 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 46
Hah! All right.
#46 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 47 #47 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 48
It's the end of the month.
#48 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 49 #49 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 15 (S05E15) - 50
Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90.
#50