S5 E13
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Season 5  "Sam, Again"  5x13

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 29, 2016

Jess applies for a job at a progressive new school, but things take a turn when she finds out the principal is dating her ex-boyfriend, Sam. Meanwhile, Nick gets a cold and Schmidt quarantines the roommates to prevent himself from getting sick before his big presentation.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
Thanks for backing me up, boo. Oh, you know how boo do.
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Yeah.
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Pretty weird.
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I just... like, I'm so happy here, I could cry,
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Yeah. Jess, this is Sam, my partner.
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(strained): I'm gonna kick your ass, man.
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in the, uh, nighttime.
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Okay, Winston, what are you wearing?
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Are they dressed in...?
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Is Los Angeles that small?
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Oh, yeah, I'm super sick.
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Two years? Two years is enough, right?
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(coughs)
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This is the best part.
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You know what?
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but she's not Aly.
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and we could see where they hide the Tee-Tee Wah Wah this time.
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Just being in here
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but if you could... Jess!
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Um... Did you bake...
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No. (Chuckles)
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
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Boy, that thing really gave me a rash.
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but I have a circumcision to perform.
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Couple months. But at first it was just sex.
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to lick your toehold.
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so tender and delicate...
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apologize to Sam for kissing me?
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I'd like to apologize, Nick,
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I-I don't really feel like that was a genuine apology,
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Sam, "bro" is a beach term.
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Nick, are you dying?
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in the mother-loving Feelings Farm.
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(both laugh)
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Sure, uh, Honesty,
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and I'll make you some soup.
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It felt great.
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We once tried to sneak into the Kids' Choice Awards,
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in this strange place to that hideous chair,
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and I thought we were...
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Now I'm doing yoga, meditation,
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I want
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What a breakthrough! Sam.
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As usual, I have had a terrible time
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