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Season 5  "Helmet"  5x16

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 19, 2016

Despite being happy with Sam, Jess confesses to Cece that she had a sex dream about Nick. And Schmidt attempts to help Winston land Furguson a cat audition when he finds out Aly’s boyfriend is a talent agent for pets.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 1
and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
Let's just get our emotions out there.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3
Shenanigans?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
- Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
Just Singular being Singular.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
scare people with my pranks,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
Stupid.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
You salted the wine? How is that even a prank?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
This is delightful.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
Ah, I did not think this through.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
So if you excuse me,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
can you please fill us in
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
- Mm... - Uh...
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
Plus one means plus anyone.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
How did she get a mask of my face?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23
You were right to get your hubby involved.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
we just got a consignment of vehicles
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
with a little bulk, in case she gets hit,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
What are we talkin', 5.0?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
and he was the only person I could find,
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33
we should support him.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
about what you said, and maybe you're right.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36
That's what we needed to hear.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
'cause it's a hundred percent real.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38
- Come on, guys. - Yeah.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
was just a little crab in sunglasses.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41
- RHONDA: That's a good one. - I don't understand this.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
He's about 5'10".
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
and why weren't you answering your unit?
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44
I explicitly told you not to.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
I told you if you'd just guide me.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46
Hah! All right.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
It's the end of the month.
 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49
Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
Let's just get our emotions out there.
#2 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3
Shenanigans?
#3 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
- Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh.
#4 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless.
#5 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
Just Singular being Singular.
#6 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
scare people with my pranks,
#7 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
Stupid.
#8 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
You salted the wine? How is that even a prank?
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
This is delightful.
#10 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
Ah, I did not think this through.
#11 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
#12 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
#13 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
So if you excuse me,
#14 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
#15 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation.
#16 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
#17 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
can you please fill us in
#18 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen?
#19 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
- Mm... - Uh...
#20 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
Plus one means plus anyone.
#21 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
How did she get a mask of my face?
#22 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23
You were right to get your hubby involved.
#23 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
we just got a consignment of vehicles
#24 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill.
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
#26 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
with a little bulk, in case she gets hit,
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
What are we talkin', 5.0?
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage.
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
and he was the only person I could find,
#31 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32 #32 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33
we should support him.
#33 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
about what you said, and maybe you're right.
#34 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35 #35 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36
That's what we needed to hear.
#36 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
'cause it's a hundred percent real.
#37 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38
- Come on, guys. - Yeah.
#38 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off.
#39 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
was just a little crab in sunglasses.
#40 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41
- RHONDA: That's a good one. - I don't understand this.
#41 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
He's about 5'10".
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
and why weren't you answering your unit?
#43 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44
I explicitly told you not to.
#44 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
I told you if you'd just guide me.
#45 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46
Hah! All right.
#46 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47 #47 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
It's the end of the month.
#48 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49 #49 Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90.
#50