S5 E12
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Season 5  "D-Day"  5x12

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 22, 2016

After Cece receives an exciting new job offer, Jess agrees to help Schmidt with the wedding preparations, but things don’t go as planned when Schmidt’s dad, Gavin, appears. Meanwhile, Winston and Nick get into a competition over whose job is harder.

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Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
I busted a poker room,
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I mean...
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- Listen to yourself. - Those balls are big.
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I run a bar.
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Um, I'm a cop.
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Baking scones with Winston is fun.
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You negotiated with the florist
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What a relaxing water feature.
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♪ I'm a genie in a bottle ♪
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I'm supposed to see
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We just put those there for people to break.
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until Sunday... afternoon.
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- (disgruntled chattering) - Mercy?
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Let's be real.
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(chuckles)
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I'm no good at normal life,
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I feel very good about it.
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Have you ever had your eyebrows combed
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You know, I haven't had two hours of uninterrupted sleep
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I didn't just meet him, we kissed a little.
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You did what?
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Salmon mongers are filed under fuchsia,
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horrible, gross mistake into something positive?
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in a stage adaptation of Uncle Buck.
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but now that the nightmare
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if the words "he unbuttoned my" comes out of your mouth,
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I'm not gonna be the yardstick in a penis measuring contest.
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Because I said, "Let's go on a date."
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NICK: I know what this is.
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ALY: Halt! Police!
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- Yeah, my job is much harder! - (screams)
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and whatever else stupid stuff people care about.
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- You have the right to remain silent. - No! No!
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(groans) He's a bottom?
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because I have to have dinner with one of my friends' fathers,
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Gunshots... the neighborhood's in a real slide.
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I didn't know you were Schmidt's dad when we kissed.
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- Babe, I think you should watch. - I don't...
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I was stoned for most of the '90s.
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Understood.
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a hundred times.
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