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Season 5

Aired 8 months ago - May 10, 2016

Schmidt makes a last ditch effort to convince Cece’s mom to come to their wedding, but in doing so, he might miss the special day himself.

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You've never gone along with one of my pranks before.
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and that made me a serious man,
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Oh, hello, Cece.
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but secretly we give her a sleeping pill that we take from Dr. Sam.
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- Okay. - I might dance to "Single Ladies."
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- Reagan's here. - Hi.
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They said we're going to be stuck on the tarmac for hours.
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- but we won't have to... - Babe. Hey, babe. Babe.
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The vineyard dog is giving birth.
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I'm afraid it's going to be another hour,
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- Perfect! - And placed in FBI custody.
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- I think it's a pashmina. - "Pashomina"?
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Oh, a relationship?
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Do you ever feel, deep down, that you know at some point
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Please, we need to distract people.
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Mom?
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Mama P. Schmidt with the latest,
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But it's not an A-plus unless we both finish.
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We'll get married at City Hall with all the immigrants
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Shut up.
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Oh! Oh, no!
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Speak from the heart.
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or their parents, or what they did day to day?
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But, I mean, it's okay. I just, I feel like I, you know...
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Winston, I know you're in there
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I jabbed my giblets in the breast pocket. Tie it around your waist.
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Ooh, look. At least you can change the background. Look.
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I know I'm wearing a photo booth curtain right now.
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So, I mean, I feel like I really put myself out there, right?
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I mean, you guys were together. What happened?
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Who does that?
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Thank you.
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You don't have to say it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are finally bound for Portland.
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Ow! Winston!
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- Yes... - You don't have to spray it again.
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You want to get married?
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and be helpful to one another in all ways.
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I look forward to a lifetime of joy, growth
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husband and...
Aired 8 months ago - May 10, 2016

On the night before the wedding, Nick and Winston try to help Schmidt re-write his vows and Jess, thinking that Sam is going to propose to her, rallies the gang into playing True American to avoid giving him an answer.

Aired 8 months ago - May 03, 2016

Jess meets Sam’s female best friend, Diane. Meanwhile, Nick is worried Gavin will disappoint Schmidt again and Winston is offended by a reaction to a birthday gift.

Aired 8 months ago - May 03, 2016

Jess races to make alterations to Cece’s bridal dress, while Schmidt tries to keep his “wedding workshop” a secret at work, and Nick struggles to ask Reagan to be his date to the nuptials. Meanwhile, Winston and Aly try to keep their relationship on the down-low at work.

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single picture, and people will say,
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- This afternoon? - Bye!
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to tickle the old idea box,
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Um...
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When do you do the work that you get paid for?
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If you need anything, just let me know. Also...
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- Bishop. - Hmm?
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Fellas, come on, this is the LAPD, right?
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Why did you copy me on all these e-mails
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"Beaming over the peony centerpieces.
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Is this what you've been doing
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Beep... Beep... Beep...
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Jess, Jess, you gotta get out of here.
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I'm flummoxed. What should I do?
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- Hmm? - Why do you have a burner phone?
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And she just texted back, "Who dis?"
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to be very disturbing.
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‭Thank you.
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- That's right. - But if we try...
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There is that hand I was looking for.
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He saw us.
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but Kim is on a rampage
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Who is this woman between us
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Looks like you make your own jewelry.
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We need an excuse so airtight
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I don't even know these kids!
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It's white.
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You are panicking right now,
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I walked in on you before,
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Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah.
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on a big game of "I Spy."
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Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wow.
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All right?
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drawer this badge and hold him like a baby.
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Come here. Little girl.
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You never had a job here.
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Do you think you let the wedding planning get on top of you?
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Are you sure you want to say that to the person
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but there's been some resistance.
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What do I have to lose at this point?
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and Schmidt's wedding with me?
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I know it's you texting me from these numbers."
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Most "derfinitely."
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- Or... - No, can I have my phone, please?
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the blackmailing gambling addict?
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I'll partner with Daniels.
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♪ Gonna squeeze you tight ♪
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♪ Flight. ♪
Aired 9 months ago - Apr 26, 2016

Refusing to accept that their crazy days are behind them, Jess and Cece abandon their low-key bachelorette party plans and seek a night out to top all others.

Aired 9 months ago - Apr 26, 2016

After being emasculated in front of Cece, Schmidt insists on a manly bachelor party weekend in Vegas, but the road trip goes awry when the guys end up at a desert biker bar and he must put his newfound bravado to the test.

Aired 9 months ago - Apr 19, 2016

Despite being happy with Sam, Jess confesses to Cece that she had a sex dream about Nick. And Schmidt attempts to help Winston land Furguson a cat audition when he finds out Aly’s boyfriend is a talent agent for pets.

Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 1
and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short?
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Let's just get our emotions out there.
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Shenanigans?
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- Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh.
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I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless.
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Just Singular being Singular.
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scare people with my pranks,
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Stupid.
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You salted the wine? How is that even a prank?
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This is delightful.
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Ah, I did not think this through.
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I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
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He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
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So if you excuse me,
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Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
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No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation.
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Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
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can you please fill us in
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Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen?
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- Mm... - Uh...
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Plus one means plus anyone.
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How did she get a mask of my face?
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You were right to get your hubby involved.
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we just got a consignment of vehicles
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Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill.
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Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
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Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
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with a little bulk, in case she gets hit,
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What are we talkin', 5.0?
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or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage.
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and he was the only person I could find,
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we should support him.
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about what you said, and maybe you're right.
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That's what we needed to hear.
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'cause it's a hundred percent real.
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- Come on, guys. - Yeah.
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and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off.
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was just a little crab in sunglasses.
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- RHONDA: That's a good one. - I don't understand this.
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He's about 5'10".
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and why weren't you answering your unit?
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I explicitly told you not to.
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I told you if you'd just guide me.
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Hah! All right.
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It's the end of the month.
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Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90.
Aired 9 months ago - Apr 19, 2016

Jess invents a male alter ego, “Jeff Day” in order to buy a new car from a sexist salesman, but her plan backfires when both Nick and Sam arrive at the dealership pretending to be him. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece panic when Winston decides to bring his new prankster girlfriend, Rhonda as his plus one to their wedding.

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and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short?
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Let's just get our emotions out there.
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Shenanigans?
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- Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh.
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I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless.
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Just Singular being Singular.
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scare people with my pranks,
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Stupid.
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You salted the wine? How is that even a prank?
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This is delightful.
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Ah, I did not think this through.
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I'm waiting for you to wrap it up.
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He cannot close this deal for you, Jess.
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So if you excuse me,
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Hey, I guess science always wins, right?
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No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation.
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Um, I believe you've been e-mailing
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can you please fill us in
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Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen?
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- Mm... - Uh...
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Plus one means plus anyone.
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How did she get a mask of my face?
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You were right to get your hubby involved.
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we just got a consignment of vehicles
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Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill.
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Watch. I'm gonna string him along,
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Tell me about the secret stash, Billy.
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with a little bulk, in case she gets hit,
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What are we talkin', 5.0?
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or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage.
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and he was the only person I could find,
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we should support him.
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about what you said, and maybe you're right.
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That's what we needed to hear.
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'cause it's a hundred percent real.
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- Come on, guys. - Yeah.
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and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off.
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was just a little crab in sunglasses.
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- RHONDA: That's a good one. - I don't understand this.
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He's about 5'10".
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and why weren't you answering your unit?
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I explicitly told you not to.
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I told you if you'd just guide me.
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Hah! All right.
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It's the end of the month.
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Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90.
Aired 9 months ago - Apr 12, 2016

When Jess is served a restraining order by her ex-boyfriend, Sam, she sets out to clear her name with Winstons help. Nick and Schmidt plot against the owner of a trendy new bar that opened on their street.

Aired 10 months ago - Mar 29, 2016

Jess applies for a job at a progressive new school, but things take a turn when she finds out the principal is dating her ex-boyfriend, Sam. Meanwhile, Nick gets a cold and Schmidt quarantines the roommates to prevent himself from getting sick before his big presentation.

Aired 10 months ago - Mar 22, 2016

After Cece receives an exciting new job offer, Jess agrees to help Schmidt with the wedding preparations, but things don’t go as planned when Schmidt’s dad, Gavin, appears. Meanwhile, Winston and Nick get into a competition over whose job is harder.

Aired 10 months ago - Mar 15, 2016

It’s time for Cece to move into the loft. While Jess is helping her friend move out of her beloved apartment, she has to finish the school’s budget by morning, which the new principal has neglected to tell her. Meanwhile, Winston gets a new partner to avoid having to work side-by-side with Aly.

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- Why? Why? - Oh, have you...
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a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge
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♪ Elations ♪
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Dude, we both know what you're gonna do.
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that you're freaking out about moving,
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by the end of the week.
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- in our bar. - Oh, big whoop.
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This is a problem. Wi-Winston.
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I care about that greatly, Nick. I will be right there.
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Now, okay, look, that hat has a very important memory.
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and take a look at a pile I made out there?
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Your favorite team is the Green Bay... Not Packers.
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- countless times, right? - No.
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Dunston, it's... it's one big room, buddy.
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Oh, yes. Uh, there is no need.
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Punch my stomach. Try.
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- Great! - Great.
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I am gonna hurl my body against the door!
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It's, like, swelling.
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No. It's just, it's not just the apartment.
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everything is gonna change, and I am scared.
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- So you know what we're gonna do? - What?
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No, I'm used to it, too, but you're used to it, so it's not a big deal for me.
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Gross. Ugh. Uh, anything else?
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'cause he hadn't described 'em.
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Did I tell you that Schmidt thinks
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Isn't it amazing?!
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Oh, yeah, the binder. Yup, I've got it right...
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That was a page-turning noise.
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You know, he brews his own and drinks it out of a sandwich bag.
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My ass don't quit! What about my ass?!
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- Oh, yes. - Yeah, man. I'm not normally
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- All right. Three. - Three.
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I'm alarmed by how connected to this man you feel.
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What if you quit?
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♪ A big fat "A..." ♪
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I don't leap.
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The ad just says it's "sunsoaked and beige-y."
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- What the hell? - What?
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all the things that embarrass you,
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okay, um,
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(phone chiming)
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So she... quits.
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Oh, my God, the binder. It's under the couch.
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This is about your Pure Moods CD?
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Look, you're the only partner I want.
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I think that was Dunston.
Aired 10 months ago - Mar 08, 2016

Jess returns from jury duty and attempts to uncover the real identity of a juror sequestered with her. Meanwhile, Reagan prepares to move out of the loft and out of Nick’s life, and Winston and Cece help Schmidt get over his fear of public dancing.

Aired 10 months ago - Mar 01, 2016

Things heat up between Nick and Reagan over who can provide the loft with the best air conditioning unit. Meanwhile, Winston uses his “cop voice” to help Schmidt prep Cece for a newscaster audition.

Aired 11 months ago - Feb 23, 2016

Reagan causes chaos between Nick and Winston when she tells them she’ll sleep with just one of them in an attempt to challenge the guys’ indecisiveness. Meanwhile, Schmidt is reunited with his college frenemy, Benjamin, when looking at wedding venues with Cece.

Recap of New Girl Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
In that case, the gentleman politely...
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Perhaps I'm dealing with a dingus.
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I was put in an awkward situation,
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the vacant warehouse for the wedding venue?
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We could do this all day, but I have actual feelings for her.
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You knew I had a crush on Cindy De La Garza,
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You called dibs... and I screwed up.
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You'll be having Winston.
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I'm so sorry. I'm just feeling a little insecure about my body
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The second I said it, I was like...
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Well, I'm not even close to giving up.
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Ah. Mr. Schmidt.
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You see, Winston had dibs on Cindy De La Garza since the fifth grade,
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- Well, no, it's a story about... - But you guys
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But now
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Mm.
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It's probably not even available.
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In April?
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What? Schmittyballs?
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while I was already dancing.
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- We... are booking The Lisbon. - We are?
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- Right. By crime. - I could tell you
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Really?
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Okay.
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Hello? Hello, Nick?
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- she can't do that. - No, no, she did that. I'm so sorry.
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Bitch, we're gonna have more white linen
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Our wedding is gonna be so... big...
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- for the second time. - Maybe it's just us, but we love Pixar.
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at the Vietnam Memorial.
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Between family members? I mean, that's...
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And how are you still shaving?
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- That's not gonna happen. - It is gonna happen.
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- Oh, my God. - We got to turn the tables on Reagan,
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$15,000!
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Yes!
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but yes, we have made a decision.
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Okay, well, the logic is bulletproof.
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That is both a lot and a little,
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But what I should have said was,
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- You like Aly. - Yes.
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What should I do? I don't know what to do.
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but obviously, we will not be making love tonight.
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Well, both rooms have a lot of interesting possibilities.
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I just need... two minutes tops.
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Aired 11 months ago - Feb 16, 2016

When Nick's attraction to Reagan starts affecting Schmidt and Cece's relationship, they enact a plan to demystify her, in hopes of helping Nick get over her. Meanwhile, Winston teaches Reagan the art of the breakup.

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Ooh, look. A bubbler.
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Oh, because last night you sent me a text
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I'm about to start binge-watching Ken Burns's Jazz.
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What are you telling people I'm here for a month for?
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Why? 'Cause you've been dumped, like, a million times?
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I don't know... I don't know where you're going with it.
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There was one week where I pretended
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just potato peels, broken rides, fiddle music,
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We need to come up with something so smart, so nuanced,
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Sometimes I feel like you're in one of those
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The biscuits are ready.
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Um, multiple parks, coffee shops, uh, Santa's lap,
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- I don't... I don't hate you. I don't hate you. - Oh, my God,
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Yeah. D-apostrophe-Lante.
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- I just feel like it's over. - Let me tell you
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Because obviously you understand how it feels,
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If you do it, I will do a 20-minute roommate dinner.
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what type of person wears a wig?
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She's quiet, she pays, she takes care of her room.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh!
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A picture of a little boy.
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Okay, I'm gonna end this. Nick, Reagan doesn't wear a wig.
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She is a goddess who's descended from the heavens.
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Fake I.D.'s?
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- Who has fake I.D.'s? - I'll tell you who.
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Pills. Doctor. Pharmacy. Whatever she does.
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Guys! Winston made me bring home dinner.
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- Hey, Reagan, come in here! - No, no, Reagan!
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Great. Then I'm out. Blessings.
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You must know how this makes me feel.
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- I don't have the... - 47 times. And once on my birthday.
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How you... how you know I know where she at?
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I carry Canadian cash because I do a lot of business there
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that kind of looks like a hollowed-out hand,
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- Excuse me? - Wait, you went through our rooms?
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Everyone's involved in the tree house but I?
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Uh, let me get ahead of this, roomie.
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- What the hell, man? - That is crazy.
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You shouldn't be with me. I'm disgusting.
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Co-gangster. We run the streets together.
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but spelled S-I-S-I,
Aired a year ago - Feb 09, 2016

A beautiful pharmaceutical rep enters the gang’s life when she agrees to sublet Jess’ room while she is on jury duty.

Aired a year ago - Feb 02, 2016

Schmidt helps Nick ponder his future after Nick’s cousin and his wife visit to ask for a very special handout. Meanwhile, Winston helps Cece shop for a wedding dress.

Aired a year ago - Jan 26, 2016

With Jess sequestered at jury duty, Nick turns the loft into an air b-n-b in order to help pay for Schmidt's upcoming bachelor party. Meanwhile, Winston asks Cece for help when he suspects KC is cheating on him.

Aired a year ago - Jan 19, 2016

Jess eagerly reports to jury duty, until she discovers she may be up for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Nick reaches his limit with Cece’s messiness in the loft.

Aired a year ago - Jan 12, 2016

Jumping back into the dating pool, Jess finds herself dating a dud, but falls in love with his perfect parents. Meanwhile, Nick and Schmidt have very different ideas about how to run the bar.

Aired a year ago - Jan 05, 2016

When Cece and Schmidt ask Jess and Nick to be their Maid of Honor and Best Man, respectively, their first task is to plan the engagement party. But when Jess invites Cece’s mom to join in the celebration, Cece is forced to make a surprising announcement to Schmidt.