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Season 2

Aired 3 years ago - May 14, 2013

Cece's wedding day finds Jess and Nick making a decision about their relationship. Meanwhile, Schmidt schemes with a typically overenthusiastic Winston to sabotage the nuptials, although a shocking announcement may be bigger than anything he plans.

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Cece told me with her eyes.
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Look, Jess, I'm telling you this as Cece's friend and nothing more.
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and you are not to have eye conversations with her.
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But we have to sabotage this wedding.
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You know, I'm 31 now, and it's time for me to cut the nonsense.
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so we are going to enjoy Cece's wedding like adults.
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Hello, Auntie.
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- This wedding means a lot to Jess. - What are you doing?
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Is "sabo" short for sabotage, Schmidt?
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- Thank you. - Now.
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Are you enjoying the wedding festivities, Schmidt?
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Cotton-Eyed...
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Of course!
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Why did you need me for this?
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- at your best friend's wedding? - Because it's exactly
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Phase three.
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Oh, my God.
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Winston is in the air ducts with a badger.
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Oh! He's mad.
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The ducts!
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I'm trying to! I'm trying to turn it off, you idiot!
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May he shower you with many, many children.
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I'm the kind of guy that likes to enjoy the AC, not see how the sausage is made.
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Jess, what are you doing here?
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With Winston and a badger.
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When you complete the seven circles,
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We got to leave it better than when we found it.
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...lovely ceremony with all your family and friends.
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Yes, there is a small part.
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- It's okay. - Jess?
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Do you know?
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I'm on it. Don't scare the badger!
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Or the badger.
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No...
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And I don't care what my family says.
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I want our children to be photographers and...
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I feel slightly rejected.
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Boobies.
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- what we talked about. - Yeah. Look, Jess, it's not...
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It's not like we're in love or anything.
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It's only romantic because it's a wedding.
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It was.
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But can... can we sleep on it, maybe? Maybe take the night?
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Aired 3 years ago - May 07, 2013

Jess' dad chooses the worst day to pay the loft an unexpected visit, forcing a nervous Nick to spend the day alone with him. Jess finds herself with huge opportunity for a new job on the day before Cece's wedding. Schmidt must take a look in the mirror and confront his real feelings about Elizabeth. Meanwhile, Winston psyches himself up for his huge surprise birthday celebration, which no one seemed to remember to throw for him. MORE -LESS

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Stop threatening to move, Bernie, and just move!
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Doctors-- no explanation.
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Guess what? I'm at a new school, and there's an opening for a new teacher,
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Amy! Put those back in your shirt, both of them.
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- Oh, no, no, that, uh, that doesn't work. - That's a bad idea.
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- Do not fall for it. - I am falling for it right this second. I'm feeling bad.
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Uncle Shishir!
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and then after you're done having your hands tattooed, take a nap.
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Peg, hi. Thank you so much for the interview.
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Ah, stop! You have to stop!
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with only the human voice.
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- This isn't something we should talk about, Bob, trust me! - Okay, gee whiz, I'm sorry.
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- There's a girl. Yes. - There is, see? I told you.
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Schmidt, do you have a moment?
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I feel like I'm trap... I'm being trapped, am I not?
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Y2 Kitty Kat?
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Without validation, the parking rates are absurd.
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Peg has gone on and on and on and on and on about you.
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So we'll have a
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Now, what if you weren't referring to children...
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So...
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Hey, where my cake at?!
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Lettuce, tomato, lettuce,
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Well, the first thing you got to figure out is what do you want.
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- What is going on over there, Nick?! - Hanging out with my boy Bobby D.
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Cece, hi.
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In a few minutes, we are gonna laugh about this. We will laugh.
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I don't want to make excuses,
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Yes, I do.
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I'll kill you!
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- It's not coming off. - Nope, it's not.
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I slept with Nick last night.
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We haven't had a chance to talk it out yet.
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But I went ahead and got married anyway.
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Yeah I got my own damn cake,
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I have to go back to school now.
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Everything started so good.
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life's messy.
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Look, I want to be with you.
Aired 3 years ago - Apr 30, 2013

In a series of flashbacks, Jess, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Cece tell one another how they each lost their virginity. Not surprisingly, when they realize the stories directly affect their present day sex lives, one relationship will change forever.

Aired 3 years ago - Apr 09, 2013

Jess decides to throw Cece a surprise bachelorette party while Nick and Winston awkwardly take her fiancé, Shivrang, out for the night. Then, as Schmidt desperately tries to find a real girlfriend in time for the wedding in order to get a “plus one,” he is forced to seek out his old girlfriend from his “fat Schmidt” college days.

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Hello... Shivrang? What are you doing here?
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- Get in my room right now, Schmidt. Move. - I'm going to your room right now.
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So you just assume that I won't have a serious partner by then?
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- Not a challenge. - Time to go make some dreams come true.
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I can't stand for more than 60 seconds
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You can look. Don't touch.
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She's coming. Cece'soming.
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Winston! Oh, take the car. Take the car.
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Complete with your favorite game,
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Ankita-ji, this is Jess,
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- Pin the dong. - Pin it. - I can't.
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- Am I right, ladies? - No. - No.
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does that make this my surprise bachelor party?
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- Dead Dad Pass! New topic! - Cece's really freaking out.
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If you want to end this, we need to get a photo of Shivrang's penis.
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What is wrong with you?!
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- Yes! Time for porn cinema. - No!
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But then I offer it to them on a silver platter
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You dated Elizabeth for, like...
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This little... this little one went to market.
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That's what... my whole thing about the whole thing
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- bachelor party game right now. - Mm-hmm, all right.
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No, it's not... Absolutely not.
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No bottoms?
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I promise you, this is so not me.
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and maybe you need to get to know Shivrang a little bit more,
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my pajamas, you make me question our entire friendship.
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♪ Keep going till you hit the spot. ♪
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Yeah.
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What is going on... is that, uh...
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All right, all right, enough!
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I have... I have to talk to her.
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- Shivrang. - What, Shivrang? Shivrang, what?
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Sorry. I'm so sorry. I immediately regret that.
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I would like to take you to a wedding, because I miss you
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so she gets very sad, and then, breaks off the wedding,
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You stopped listening to me.
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with all my heart.
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That is not his leg.
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- they made you do it. - Oh, it's okay.
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- Hello, you. - What's up, Nadia?
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But not-not... not here.
Aired 3 years ago - Apr 04, 2013

Jess and Nick, who are caught between friendship and something more, try to break out of relationship-limbo by going on a First Date. Once Schmidt and Winston realize a full-on Jess/Nick romance might be happening, they swoop in to try to sabotage the date

Aired 3 years ago - Mar 26, 2013

When a death occurs in Nick's family, Jess, Schmidt and Winston travel with Nick to the Windy City to help him with the funeral preparations and meet his boisterous family members, including his mom, Bonnie; his younger brother, Jamie; and his Boston cousin, Bobby.

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and there are 50 open tables.
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- 'cause you won't get any food here, loser. - That'll be quite a sign.
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- What would you do? - You're getting screwy.
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Get your daughter to help you with your evil plan.
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Never mind. Listen, we are very sleepy this morning...
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and could you leave the pot in the meantime?
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- Well, well, well. - What?
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This is where you have your breakfast?
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- Can I have a bite? - What?
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- I'm beginning to like this place. - I'm glad.
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- Make things right with Dean. - I appreciate this.
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- Yes, it is. - Horrible strain.
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Your father is now the president and CEO of the Gilmore Group...
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He consults on matters related to international insurance.
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She's been your father's secretary since you were a child.
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This is simply unacceptable!
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- And she just turned you down? - She had the gall to counteroffer.
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that's keeping her from standing in line for government cheese.
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You should look into that immediately.
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- Until Margie. - Margie was a gem.
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The office is a disaster. Everything is in boxes.
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I hate to see you waste your time.
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It's all in the letter. Read.
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Go on. You have three more 'whats' ahead of you.
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- Didn't ask about the car? - Not once.
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Maybe he's even more terrific than we thought.
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These are résumés for your grandpa's new secretary.
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You're starting to look like you're starring in an independent film.
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- It's freezing in here. - Yes, it has been since I moved in.
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No, I turned it off. Let me show you.
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- How could that happen? - I don't know. Where's your manual?
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So in addition to being heavy and ugly, it's also insulting.
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Mr. Henson. Why, yes, he just walked out. May I take a message?
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- Where the hell are your pens? - Watch your language, young lady.
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- Where does one get these? - Where did you used to get them?
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It goes on until chair mats and floor mats, but if you're not careful...
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Now, what's the first thing you do when you get to the office in the morning?
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Is there no one here whose job it is to actually assist paying customers?
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I don't recognize half the whatsits and doodads in here.
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Then you'll be really happy to have the ones you have left.
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You have to spend money to make money. Tip from me to you.
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- Wise move. - And one for Emily.
Aired 3 years ago - Mar 19, 2013

Jess comes to a conclusion about her romantic feelings for Nick and she struggles to tell him - until she's hopped up on pain medication. But after admitting her feelings, she finds out he may have been keeping something from her. Meanwhile, Schmidt becomes obsessed with buying a fish, which Winston sees as a metaphor for Schmidt's unresolved feelings toward Cece and Nick plans a bar promotion to impress the bar owner. MORE -LESS

Aired 3 years ago - Feb 26, 2013

Jess catches the eye of a professional football player, with whom Winston landed an exclusive interview for his radio station. Meanwhile, Nick and Schmidt argue over the planning of their "TinFinity" party celebrating their tenth anniversary of living together, and Cece gets a surprise offer

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Winston, does he think you're Omar Epps?
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Hi, I'm Jess. I'm Winston's roommate.
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Nick... the theme is "masculine garden party."
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Oh, sweet, balloons are...
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I don't want the responsibility.
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Yes, Ma, yes, now, look, I-have to go.
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So that means...
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by how quick this all has been.
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Beautiful job, thank you so much, what a...
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I'm getting that mouth on my mouth, and don't you try to stop me, you...
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I got, like, three of those things.
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Hey, I'm presenting, I'm presenting it.
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For 60 bucks, and they threw in something called
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Yours and El Baño Presidente.
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Here's the good news-- now people have a backup to use...
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I want you to get rid of that.
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Jax, over here on the bench with me.
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You're down.
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What's going on, Sid?
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- Robby, don't dog me like this. - I'm gonna give you your space.
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Get in there, dude, or get out of this party.
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because he likes to talk about his feelings.
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- And just a tip... - Yeah?
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Can't wait to get inside!
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- Tippy go bye-bye. - Okay.
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I'm not crazy.
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Yes, a guy who can tell me exactly how he feels.
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"during that thing,
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- No. You? - Hell, yeah.
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- Oh, your life's together? - Yeah.
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one home!
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You know, he doesn't run.
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Hey, look, I'm sorry about...
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I can have 20 of you.
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it's like I've known you forever.
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Hello. I don't know,
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- This song is for Nick and I! -♪In your glory and your love ♪
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- Yeah. - Are you sure?
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they're going to be married forever.
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♪ To start again with somebody new... ♪
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I'm... I'm innocent. I didn't... I was framed.
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I'm gonna marry you!
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Schmidty? Hey.
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from being a total wiener fest.
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Don't think we need a trip or anything like that, pal.
Aired 4 years ago - Feb 19, 2013

When Schmidt discovers a previously unknown, yet highly-coveted parking spot, Jess and the roommates battle it out to see who will get to use it. Meanwhile, Winston has a hard time finding a condom when he gets an impromptu invitation from Daisy.

Aired 4 years ago - Feb 05, 2013

The gang attends a dating convention, where Cece hopes to find a prospective husband - even as Schmidt hopes to win her back. Meanwhile, Winston's mojo returns, and Jess and Nick get put in a compromising position in front of Dr. Sam.

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just as my mother is finishing her Salt Glow...
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You really think you can avoid Grandma the entire weekend?
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I may even fall asleep on the couch with the TV on.
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- I'll see what I can do. - I'd greatly appreciate it.
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I just thought since this weekend is all about relaxing...
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- What are you guys doing tonight? - It's Friday night.
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She wants us to cancel our dates to study.
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- is of no interest to anyone? - What are you talking about?
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It's bad enough I wasted time crunching the numbers with him...
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All I had to do was move a decimal point, and none of this would have happened.
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If they have ranch dressing in the soap dispensers, this place is great.
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Hello. I'm Emily Gilmore. This is my daughter Lorelai.
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Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
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Thank you. We're sure we're going to have a wonderful time.
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On the way to your house, I called to confirm our schedule and found...
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- Have some cucumber water. - No, that's not gonna do it...
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Yet another reason to continue the fight to keep physical education in schools.
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J.D. Salinger seems to dig it.
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like 'Rock Star,' 'Evil,' or 'Kafka Was Here. '
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I mean it. From morning till night.
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- Thank you. - You're welcome.
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Having about 40 other people wear it first is part of the secret.
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and minimize the appearance of fine lines.
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like it's some badge of honor not to put on your robe like everyone else.
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Apparently, you didn't see the matching slippers.
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- Are your feet sweating? - Mom?
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Let's see what's next on our agenda, shall we?
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That might be nice.
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but I didn't really think they meant a real mud bath.
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probably while wearing their robes.
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- I haven't been sighing. ... rolling your eyes, mumbling.
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Do you want me to try to get myself another room?
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No, that's two orders of garlic nan, three samosas, and a Chicken vindaloo.
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Forty minutes. Great. Bye.
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Tell me you're trying to get along with her.
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- L... - You're doing laundry.
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- Fine, I'll study with you. - You will?
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Aired 4 years ago - Jan 29, 2013

Nick and Schmidt go out on a "bro's night," but quickly become infatuated with, and highly competitive over, a beautiful woman attracted to sadness. Meanwhile, Winston falls for a girl with absolutely no interest in him, which only makes him more attracted to her. Then, Jess' decision to have a night alone in the loft doesn't go as planned and involves another round of the drinking game "True American," and a surprising development in her relationship with one of the loft mates. MORE -LESS

Aired 4 years ago - Jan 22, 2013

When Nick is convinced that one of Jess' students is hiding a nefarious secret, he goes undercover in her adult night school class. Meanwhile, Winston has an embarrassing encounter with Cece, causing an examination of all the loft-mate's peculiarities.

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Mom's done everything but slap a Dr. Dre ankle bracelet on me.
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That's not in keeping with what their name implies...
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Sadly, because one of the fat ladies met her maker.
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- Can I come in? - I guess.
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There's issues of presentation that need to be addressed.
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- I talk normally. - For the average Willie Nelson roadie...
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Okay. Let's just get going.
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I'm on a business trip here, and I thought I'd check in on Rory.
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A couple of days, or for as long as it takes for them to succumb to my infinite charm.
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- There might even be casualties. - Okay, tell Rory I'll be there.
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Girls, I'm sorry to interrupt The Vinegar Hour, but it's your dad.
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Do you want to hear how I used up my phone time today?
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I have to have this single and you have to get it to me.
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Just move these people out.
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If you don't know, why are you looking?
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- Oh, God. - All right.
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Mrs. O'Malley is impregnable...
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It's heads.
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from which to consider doctor-assisted suicide.
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...either information or the actual means, such as medication or other supplies...
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as a state that has neither a statute nor common law...
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And after all, the absence of prohibition against assisted suicide...
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and what you're doing is shouting, 'Notice me!'
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as the baby-boomer generation enters their graying years...
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to rebut their charge of the cruelty of the act...
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You put up a good fight. Better luck next time.
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She's got good hair. Plus, she's been sitting for an hour...
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- Nice to meet you. - I recognize you from your Christmas card.
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- The famous Sookie. - The famous Christopher.
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I am so beyond thrilled, I can't tell you. All he does is talk about you.
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- Do we hit the vending machines? - Invite them to Luke's?
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It's more of an expression than something I actually heard.
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- Why don't you come and see our place? - That would be great!
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The verbatim transcripts of the debate will be ready in a half-hour.
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They're gonna want something to eat and drink!
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- Hello? - Hi, Dad.
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You were very poised, very sure of yourself, just like your dad.
Aired 4 years ago - Jan 15, 2013

When Nick's con-man father suddenly reappears, Jess tries her best to fix the two men's relationship, despite Nick's fears that he's being used in another one of his dad's gambling schemes. Meanwhile, Schmidt teams up with Robby to try to win back Cece.

Aired 4 years ago - Jan 08, 2013

Jess and Sam go on a weekend getaway with Nick and Angie. But this might not be the trip they expected when Jess starts to party and trouble begins. Could jealousy get in the way of a good time?

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Every time I've had something great, but didn't know what it was...
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Everyday things that I must have witnessed a hundred times before...
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Your mother changed her hair...
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See if you can find the new Chanel patent leather pirate boots...
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watching me and noticing when I move a vase, and...
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he'll go back to ignoring your hair. All will be well.
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The Oppenheimer Award for Excellence in school journalism is not a contest.
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because of the people who won the Oppenheimer plaque.
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The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post...
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When I left an hour ago, you were having coffee.
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- We're having roast. - Okay, if that is what you want.
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But I can go to the meeting with you.
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I get my hair done every Wednesday at 3:00.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Dances with Wolves, The Postman.
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- Sold. - I'll get the Hawk.
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These cards are agreements.
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and they were looking at this tape that's kind of mature.
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- Take him where? - I don't care.
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The man is driving me insane.
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And I will do anything to get it. Anything.
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Oh, my God. The most horrible thing happened.
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'to save her mom from spending the entire day with her father...
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So they called my dad, and he came to get me...
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Mom, I promise. Just make it till the afternoon...
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Just do whatever it is you normally would do.
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They were very angry.
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- Quite a place you've got here. - It pays the bills.
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- Get up at 5:45. - Go ahead and order, Lorelai.
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It's important to start the day off correctly.
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but their benefits far outweigh the temporary discomforts...
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Listen. I have my father with me all day.
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the three of us could meet for dinner. How does that sound?
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- You've got to stop doing that. - I've been doing some research...
Aired 4 years ago - Dec 11, 2012

When the gang attempts to juggle multiple holiday parties in one night, Jess tries to avoid a remorseful Sam, Nick tries to keep up with a sexually adventurous Angie and Winston panics when he gets a cranberry stuck in his ear.

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Do you think the porch is falling apart, or do you weigh a ton?
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Tens of thousands of them. Subterranean, drywood, the whole gamut.
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Kirk, that's crazy.
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- What do I do, tent the place? - To start with, yes.
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- All for the low price of... - I haven't done the exact estimate.
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You can just fix part of the house, the part you like.
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- Eleven, twelve, here. - Thanks.
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Boys. A Nancy Drew mystery.
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- Yeah. Yesterday. - And?
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This morning. I came downstairs, and there they were, sitting on the table.
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Could've knocked me over with a feather.
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- Thank you. - Those are great scores.
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- So, are you? - Am I what?
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Why won't you tell me your score?
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And as soon as you're asleep, you won't, either.
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their tail things and their pointy tentacles.
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You would have to be deaf in one ear not to hear the phone ring 20 or 30 times.
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Absolutely. We can raid the fridge, we can make a nice avocado-mango facemask.
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I'll put my stuff in the guest room.
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- $2,000. - That sucks.
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Well, wait, what's that?
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- Interesting. - What's interesting?
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You organized the 'Save the Historic Oak Tree' campaign.
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I bet there's a room at the inn you could stay in, part-time at least.
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Sometimes I don't stack them properly, and then they fall...
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- Sookie, Jackson's hiding in the closet. - Yes, he is.
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Will you be fine there all night? 'Cause we're staying all night.
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I have a cousin who owns a Xerox company that specializes...
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- Why? - Because you sound too eager.
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Honey, we're making milkshakes. You want to come in and help?
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- Mrs. Kim, hi. I was just... - Out!
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- They move on their own. - See all the furniture in there? Wood.
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What's that moving by your foot? I see something moving.
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We have to stop talking to people.
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I thought it would be interesting to compare...
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- Let me talk to her. - Paris isn't here.
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- Why won't you tell me? - Bye, Paris.
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I've got computer screens feeling sorry for me.
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Of course they'd say yes. And that yes would be followed by:
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- How? - I don't know yet.
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I'm not gonna deal with my parents on this one. No.
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When you resign, you have to put in certain time to get things in order.
Aired 4 years ago - Dec 04, 2012

Tired of taking showers, Jess and Winston scheme to get a bathtub in the loft. Then, at the bar, Nick meets a tough and beautiful customer with boyfriend troubles. Meanwhile, Schmidt is torn between his boss and trying to win back Cece.

Aired 4 years ago - Nov 27, 2012

When Jess learns that a friend is pregnant, both she and Cece panic that time is running out for them to have children. Meanwhile, Schmidt seeks advice on how to please Emma, and Nick and Winston visit the zoo to find inspiration for Nick's zombie-themed novel.

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together with my third-period Shakespeare...
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and interpret the scene in your own individual manner.
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should highlight the themes you see in the scene.
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and I'm sure whatever you two are talking about here...
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It'll be a lot scarier once she gets a megaphone in her hands.
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and put it back together in the science building hallway.
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It's very On the Town.
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That's right. Wow, you don't hear the word 'wedlock' much anymore.
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She's still mulling over the screen tests. We'll find out tomorrow.
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Hello, Mrs. Kim. This is Rory. May I please speak with Lane?
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Tomorrow we look into private school.
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Okay, I'm gone.
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I told you, correct change. Go in for that dollar-bill nonsense...
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Okay. Are you trying to gross me out so I can't eat my burrito?
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- Such perception. - And in one so young and beautiful.
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Unless you're firmly into the coin thing. Then I know a good Automat.
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- Hi. I'm Rory. - Brad. From third-period Shakespeare.
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Besides, we have the death scene. It's classic. It's famous. Who are you?
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and if you plan on missing rehearsal, you'd better bring a coroner's note.
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Fine. You have four other acts to choose from. Take your pick.
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Yes, we have great need. You can be our Romeo.
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Someone's letting her personal feelings interfere with her leadership.
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Wrong. Juliet's supposed to be chaste.
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I did some location scouting this morning, and I think the courtyard...
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- Would you die? - Just hand me the plate.
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- whereas this little guy... - Fernando.
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- I guess I can put my change in him. - Thank you.
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- You just made that up. - I did not.
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Look at this skirt. I'm not hibernating.
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If it'll make you feel any better, I just got asked out the other night.
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- No, like a real burrito. - You've stolen his burrito.
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Honey, come on, every guy doesn't have to be 'the guy. '
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into a cautionary tale of what happens when children disobey their parents.
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- There's a miss-patty. Net? - Have you heard of it?
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- Tristin is in our group. - Yeah, you told me.
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Because if Tristin sees Dean, he'll tell him...
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 20, 2012

Jess invites her divorced Mom and Dad over for Thanksgiving dinner and enlists Nick and Cece to help her with a "Parent Trap" to reunite them. Meanwhile, Schmidt's cousin, Big Schmidt, visits, and Winston manipulates them into an escalating battle to prove their manhood.

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- Nice. - Coffee?
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- Out! - Wow. So much love.
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Now, out of respect for you, I'm gonna stop using her name...
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Didn't have a bookkeeper, accountant, or anything.
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Otherwise, it's identical.
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- That could work. - What could work?
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Or 'The Inn Heading for Bankruptcy'? Kind of long, but nice.
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Therefore, delivering it was beyond my official obligations...
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Not some cigar-chomping, dirty-dealing city slicker.
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- I'm gonna go sit down. - Do that, sweetie.
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even though it's a completely different berry.
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Could Sookie and I talk to you for a couple minutes?
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so tell me what's on your mind.
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- We'd actually like to buy it. - Buy the Dragonfly?
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You are going to be so successful.
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I'm the last Westin left, so I plan to own it forever.
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What happens to the place if you... If forever isn't quite forever?
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- Well, if you... - Take a long vacation.
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Okay. I mean a longer vacation than a trip to California.
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And with that being the case...
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- with a 1000-yard Asian stare thrown in. - That should do it.
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A crime was committed right in front of my store!
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- Meaning that there were two crimes. - What?
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I don't know. I got here, and this is what I found.
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Who'd be depraved enough to pull a stupid prank like this?
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When an auditor wants to know why you need such large amounts of those?
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You, me, Rory, Jackson, Michel, everyone, gray hair, walking around with canes...
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Not necessarily. Did you look up angina? I forgot to.
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- You're kidding. When? - I just spotted her walking in.
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And you're both too beautiful.
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I had a feeling that a lovely woman was going to be visiting today...
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I didn't get that, either. Did you get the tapes I sent you?
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It's a little slow now, so it's no problem.
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- Mia, you know anything about toasters? - Not a damn thing.
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- Drag. You know that blue coat? - You're not getting it.
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You don't need me down here, do you?
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How very John Birch Society of you.
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- You were a Trekkie? - I was not a Trekkie.
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- Luke, I need to talk to you right now. - What is it, Taylor?
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- Are you gonna listen? - What's this got to do with me?
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- What are you gonna do about it? - About what?
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You are impossible!
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Do you realize it was 15 years ago, almost to the day?
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Well, IBM had turned me down for the CEO slot, so I was desperate.
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- Well, they were so slow. - You were special.
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Without you, I wouldn't know what to do. I'd be lost.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 13, 2012

As Jess' job search kicks into high gear, the guys fear her time of the month is also affecting their physical and psychological well-being. Meanwhile, Schmidt begins a "50 Shades of Grey"-type of relationship with his corporate boss, and Nick gains wisdom from an unlikely, hands-on (and mute) source.

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Like... You know, but less feminine.
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- Are you gonna walk? - I'm wearing heels.
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- You don't need all these. - I think I do.
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Still there, Michel?
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- This is a sickness. Michel? - I am growing very old.
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You're gonna tip over from the weight of that backpack.
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- Your name's Rory, isn't it? Rory Gilmore? - Yes.
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I am a stickler, yes. I only slipped one time last year.
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It's a big story. I'm surprised I don't tell it better.
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I do, sometimes. In class, all the time.
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with the guy banging the cymbals, it drives me nuts.
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- I assume you want to go to a university. - Absolutely.
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- What does she expect? - She said, 'Mix it up. '
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- Don't say that. - Maybe I am a loner.
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I don't like this. Schools like Chilton try to stamp out...
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I just want to you know that I overheard, and you're absolutely right.
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I checked my records to remind myself why I asked you in...
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Well, I wanted to talk to you about Rory, and this ridiculous accusation...
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That doesn't surprise me, based on my research.
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That's good. It means I haven't gotten into trouble.
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Ms. Gilmore, active participation in Chilton activities for a parent...
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I hope you're not too busy to do what's best for you...
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- What happened? Did you talk to him? - I did.
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- He what? - He pulled out a file...
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So we both got busted. Great.
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saying things like, 'Hey, she's keen, look at her. '
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- What do you say? Deal? - Deal.
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There's a bad draft where I usually sit, kind of like a big downward gust.
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- Your name is Lori? - Rory.
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That's Azure, Lily, Celine, Lana, Asia, Anna, and Lem.
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- Rory, huh? Do they call you 'Ror'? - Not unless provoked.
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Nobody just sits down with them. You have to be invited.
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My cousin got her internship at the Supreme Court...
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I didn't mention you.
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I've done everything except a manicure.
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My family's name and reputation, not to mention my entire future...
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You know what? Never mind. Do what you want. I don't care.
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It's like waking up one day and realizing everyone in your family...
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- Wow. She really is barbecuing. - Cool.
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Human beings eat inside with napkins and utensils.
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- I'm extremely disappointed in you. - Hold on, Mom.
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That's just incomprehensible.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 30, 2012

Jess gets a job as a zombie at a haunted house, but is more frightened of her changing feelings towards Sam. Schmidt and Cece are perfectly matched in the costumes they're wearing, while Winston and Shelby are worlds apart in theirs. Nick gets a visit from a former college crush who shows her affection in a scary way.

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- Don't lie. - A-plus.
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- Rory. - Yeah?
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Part of the deal of you staying here is that you work here.
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- Another new one, Emily? - Yes.
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- What a shame. - It wasn't all dull.
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He has another family in Salisbury.
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I can't believe I missed that.
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His back and knees, very bad knees.
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- The nose. - Walk around, sweetie.
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- Sixteen. - That's a nice age.
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Please. For Emily Gilmore I'm sure they'll bend the rules.
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It'll be your crowning moment.
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Her DAR friends are all there, they're talking about...
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for a person to be properly presented to society.
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to something that in another universe they would never consider.
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Do you know what a coming-out party says?
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- except sheep don't wear hoop skirts. - I promised.
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All right, then. If you're sure, where do we start?
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It says your father is supposed to present you at the ceremony.
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that should weird you out about coming out...
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we headed across the Atlantic, now we're huge with the Nordic set.
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- Moving on, then. - I have some shocking news.
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Did you tell her about Barbara Hutton, Doris Duke?
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but as you will remember, part of the coming-out process involves...
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She has a mother who will hunt you down like a half-price Kate Spade purse...
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- Christopher. - I'm kidding.
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He's gonna walk you down the stairs, turn you in a circle, watch you curtsy...
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It's the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction.
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'All escorts must be properly attired...
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Remember that I'll be watching BattleBots with you for a month.
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- Thank God I'm here now. - I missed you.
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and seat belts, and my God, it smells like a forest.
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Thank you. I love it. I'll look things up right now.
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Yes, but I didn't think you had.
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with Linda from marketing, and after two weeks, they give me a paycheck.
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George Lucas wishes he had this sound system.
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Next time, instead of a dictionary, just slip her a crisp $20.
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Mom, there'd have to be a 12-kilometer run and a jujitsu demonstration...
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- especially if she's sequestered. - You make me tired.
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- But these have bulldogs on them. Look. - I'll look at them later.
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You planned this ridiculous affair, you pick up my tuxedo.
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He just seems a little less jolly than usual.
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Look each other in the eye. Dean, are you leading?
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Then when turning, whip your head around and find your spot again.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 23, 2012

After spending a wild night out with Cece and her model friends, Jess jumps in the driver's seat when she must fill in for Cece at a car show. Meanwhile, the guys question what defines male friendship after Schmidt buys Nick a cookie.

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- No, just enough. - Thanks for the input. You can go now.
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- Okay, now, what is going on? - Nothing.
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- Your sister's moving here? - No.
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So she's sending him here, just like that?
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- You? - Yes.
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- How old is he? - Seventeen.
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- I don't know exactly. - You might want to find out.
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My dad worked all the time and I worked in the store with my dad...
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She just took off. Married the hot dog king, had a kid, he left.
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I'm getting him a bed. This is just temporary.
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I know.
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I respect that. But what if he turns out to be Fredo?
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- You do have an extra set of sheets, right? - Yes, I do.
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We're going to sit in the same classroom, share the same oxygen.
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- I'm well aware of that. - So I'm just suggesting that we coexist.
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- The paper could be really great this year. - I know.
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There's going to be a lot of long afternoons and weekends.
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All of this gets done on weekends.
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There's the bathroom, there's the closet, there's the dresser...
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- You need some help? - Nope.
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- Rory. - Hey.
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- Why, I'm shocked. - Wait, just let me check my list here.
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Is it environmentally safe? What are the financial ramifications?
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- I'll do it, okay? I'll cover the paving. - Okay, good.
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I'll be thrilled with next week's scoop on the plumbing installation.
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If you'll excuse me, I have some reading to do on the origins of concrete.
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Sorry.
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Way around what? This is Stars Hollow.
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- Lf he's dumb. - He's fine. New topic.
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Okay, it's nice to meet you.
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He probably just realized there are 12 stores in this town...
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It'll be a little, 'Hey, welcome to Stars Hollow.
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- You've no idea who I'm talking about. - Solidarity, sister.
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- Just the paper stuff. The rest was good. - I'm glad to hear it.
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I saw him in the hallway and I walked the other way.
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- Especially not on my account, okay? - All right.
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for the new dodo on the Regis show anytime soon.
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- Got enough space in the closet? - Plenty.
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Aired 4 years ago - Oct 09, 2012

Jess and Schmidt are determined to befriend their new, young neighbors; Nick plays a series of pranks on Schmidt.

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Okay, so if we continue on the way we've been going...
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Actually, I'm gonna be out of town for a couple of days.
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but you should know we all still love Max. To figure out what happened...
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Good. I know the kind of work you were gonna put into it.
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Hopefully, they will all have chatted it out of their systems before we get home.
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we're headed toward Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
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I myself am not usually a fan of B & B, but Donald's place is different.
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so people ring the bell, and they love to ring the bell.
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No, I bought this place from Donald last year. It's my place now.
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I don't care for eclectic. I don't think B & Bers do, either.
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- A hollow tree, a riverbank, I don't care. - Mom, I'm tired and I'm starving.
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I'll take you there myself. Let me just grab your bags.
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- Are they moving? - It looks like it, doesn't it?
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If you need anything, you just ring down or come down...
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- What? - Dentists.
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Mom, I'm starving. I'm going down there. You can stay here.
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In three hours, they've participated in every inane B & B group activity known.
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- I'm not really sleepy. - Me, neither.
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Because I don't want to.
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- Because I think you really love him... - Enough!
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Says the woman with the Hello Kitty waffle iron.
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- And then, all of a sudden, you're out. - I changed my mind.
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with dentists singing in the background!
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You have no idea how much.
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- What's with the face? - They're taller.
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- 'Satanic forces are at work here. ' Mom. - What?
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- Last night. - We're good.
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We're in luck. Breakfast just ended.
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Hello, strangers.
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We don't put things like this on the freaking list...
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So, Ladawn says you're in publishing.
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And then when I get home, I'll look them up.
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The horse learns to bark, and then he...
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Would you guys excuse me for just a second?
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Honey, publishing waits for no man. Got to keep the presses pressing.
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- You've been sitting there for two hours. - I want one more coffee.
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It worked just like you wanted, with one notable exception.
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He's coming over. Hang on.
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In fact, everyone's coffee is on the house today.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 02, 2012

Jess and Nick discuss their relationship; Schmidt pretends to be one of Mitt Romney's sons in hope of landing a date with a beautiful Republican.

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'We have buried the putrid corpse of liberty. '
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I've got a Nikon, too.
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How about lunch and the cost of the film?
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'cause it's here you'll be going to.
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- Do you have to be there while they work? - What do you mean?
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- You think you're ready for me? - I'm always ready for you.
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- So what are we doing tonight? - I'll do whatever.
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We could watch Holy Grail on tape again.
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- No, it's not. It's on the 24th. - That was our old anniversary.
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- So a double date? With adults? - No, just with Mom and Max.
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They're well spread apart, the 6th and the 24th.
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- I've got numerous scars. - I cut you that one, two times...
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- Grow our hair long and stop bathing. - Please don't.
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- 'if it's the last thing I do. ' - He so jinxed himself with that one.
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- Let's do some jumping jacks. - Spread out.
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You're talking through parts we talked through last time.
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- With longer legs. - Even if we all left for the phone...
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- Electra Woman? - I think it's time to turn in.
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This is weird.
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- You like Max. - No. Yes, I do, but it's weird.
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No. Wake up.
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- nothing will ever be the same again. - I know.
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- could never possibly have conceived. - Like the giant ants in Them!?
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I don't remember ever walking around in the buff.
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I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on.
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- Can you clear that one off? - Why?
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Reading three papers all reporting the same news is a terrific use of trees.
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- This isn't a very financially-oriented town. - Yes, it's more oriented to coffee.
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- I'll just be a minute. - It's okay, we'll wait.
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Not when it's a matter of dire public safety...
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Well, it could always be taken out with your bare hands or your teeth.
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You know, I have to make some calls about this thing before it's too late.
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- Am I exaggerating? - Nope.
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I'm not confused. I'm just... What do you mean?
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- And go with their bits. - Their bits?
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That one I knew.
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- You have much knowledge. - You got that from Rory.
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Aired 4 years ago - Sep 25, 2012

Jess pretends she's someone else when a handsome stranger mistakes her for his blind date. Meanwhile, a patron at Nick's bar claims to be Nick from the future, and Winston's disapproving mother pays him a visit.

Aired 4 years ago - Sep 25, 2012

Jess is laid off from her teaching job and volunteers to be a shot girl at Schmidt's "rebranding" party.

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Okay, you can take another one.
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- Goodness, the smell, man. - We have done nothing but love you, Schmidt.
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Nick, your brand is gypsy alcoholic handyman.
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Not a party; A rebranding event.
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my badminton partner, my financial planner,
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Jess, oh, my God.
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I'm overthinking it. The hat's fine.
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Is this making you feel better?
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- I get that, actually. - And only you
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but then I grew up.
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- I'm wearing a suit. - A suit? Please.
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I'm going to go to my room and process what just happened.
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So I just want you to go about your day and act normal.
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- Act normal, okay? - If that's what you want.
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My boobs are loving this unemployed thing.
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"I'm Nick. I hate sunshine.
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I don't have it today. I don't know what it is.
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- What are you...? - Hire me. I am a people person.
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Tonight is about one man's functioning penis.
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- She doesn't have it. - Are you saying I'm not hot?
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Add on top of that two years of light tap and jazz.
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Yeah, interesting choices.
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- You like someone? - Good stuff.
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I don't work with amateurs.
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Thank you for your honesty.
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they still call that "Schmidting the bed."
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Yes! My penis is working!
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I'm really glad that you came.
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- Flip it, man, flip it! - I'm flipping it!
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And here comes the weirdness.
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Oh, there's one right there. Didn't see that one before.
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This feels good. I'm gonna go.
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The only thing easier than this
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So stop feeling sorry for yourself, kid,
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♪ Sexy girl all around the world ♪
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♪ Just shake your hips and put that ass to work ♪
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Luckily, I've got something up my sleeve.
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Shot girl!
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Hey, J-Jess, Jess.
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Fire...
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Um, this is definitely real fire.
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Cece, watch this one.
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You really scared him.
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We are far too alike.