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Season 4  "Open House of Horrors"  4x5

Aired 6 years ago - Oct 24, 2012

Claire must rein in her enthusiasm for Halloween and keep her celebration kid-friendly; Phil decides to hold an open house on Halloween; Mitch and Cam have a costume party; Gloria's hormones make her more quick-tempered than usual.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 1
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Hi, there. I'd like to welcome you all to CPR.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
Everybody likes a snack.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
I figured Andre the Giant would be a little hipper.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
But, you know, that stuff about spending the day together tomorrow...
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
Well, I'll see you later.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
Only a couple of Oreos gone. I'm gonna take the rest home to the cats.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
- Sir? Sir? - What the hell is wrong with you?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
You guys take it easy. No need to thank me. Just pay it forward.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
"The life of a silversmith's apprentice was not an easy one!"
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
- Somebody fall through the ice? - It's summer.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
black guy, Cleveland's got a cute, little white ass.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
We can't tell anyone about this.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
I don't know how to tell you this, Mr. DeVanney.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
It isn't clear But what we're certain of is you have AIDS
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
But full-blown AIDS Not HIV, but really
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 19
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 20
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 21
You want to take it from here, Bamm-Bamm?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
I need a real man. And Lord knows that ain't you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
Cleveland Brown, you are pathetic!
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
Cleveland, I am so sorry. You can stay here as long as you like.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
Somebody went under a dock
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27
That's right, kids. So just treat him like one of the family.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28
You know, Peter, I'm a little worried about Cleveland.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
- No. - C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
5-5-5-0-1-4-3.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
It never felt right! Please don't tell Cleveland!
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
Better it be Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
I must be in Quahog 'cause all I see is a bunch of hicks!
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37
- And I'm doing you, Loretta. - What the hell?
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[Theme music from Popeye]
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Oh, God, you're hyperventilating! Chris, get me a bag.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
There's no time. I got to go warn Quagmire while I got the chance.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
- The blades are still spinning! - Oh, my God, Peter! What is that thing?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
It is my job. I only ask that you do not feed my cat, Bootsie...
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
It's all right to go to sleep, my friend. I'll stand guard.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
His name was Boner.
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[Cleveland growls]
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Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
Hi, there. I'd like to welcome you all to CPR.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
Everybody likes a snack.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
I figured Andre the Giant would be a little hipper.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
But, you know, that stuff about spending the day together tomorrow...
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
Well, I'll see you later.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
Only a couple of Oreos gone. I'm gonna take the rest home to the cats.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
- Sir? Sir? - What the hell is wrong with you?
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
You guys take it easy. No need to thank me. Just pay it forward.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
"The life of a silversmith's apprentice was not an easy one!"
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
- Somebody fall through the ice? - It's summer.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
black guy, Cleveland's got a cute, little white ass.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
We can't tell anyone about this.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
I don't know how to tell you this, Mr. DeVanney.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
It isn't clear But what we're certain of is you have AIDS
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
But full-blown AIDS Not HIV, but really
#17
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You want to take it from here, Bamm-Bamm?
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
I need a real man. And Lord knows that ain't you.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
Cleveland Brown, you are pathetic!
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
Cleveland, I am so sorry. You can stay here as long as you like.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
Somebody went under a dock
#25
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That's right, kids. So just treat him like one of the family.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28
You know, Peter, I'm a little worried about Cleveland.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
- No. - C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P?
#29
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5-5-5-0-1-4-3.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
It never felt right! Please don't tell Cleveland!
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
Better it be Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.
#33
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I must be in Quahog 'cause all I see is a bunch of hicks!
#35
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- And I'm doing you, Loretta. - What the hell?
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
[Theme music from Popeye]
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
Oh, God, you're hyperventilating! Chris, get me a bag.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
There's no time. I got to go warn Quagmire while I got the chance.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
- The blades are still spinning! - Oh, my God, Peter! What is that thing?
#41
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It is my job. I only ask that you do not feed my cat, Bootsie...
#43
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It's all right to go to sleep, my friend. I'll stand guard.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
His name was Boner.
#46
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[Cleveland growls]
#48
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