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Season 4  "Schooled"  4x2

Aired 6 years ago - Oct 10, 2012

Claire and Phil embarrass Haley when they drop her off at college; Manny makes Gloria and Jay take a class; Lily gets into a tussle on her first day of kindergarten.

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6, 21, 18, 7, 42.
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You know, that is a terrific idea, Lois. I probably have a lot to offer young people.
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Good morning, class. I'm your substitute teacher, Brian Griffin.
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- Just pitch me a line right now. - Okay.
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It sucks! Mr. Griffin gave me an F on my first assignment!
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when a teacher gave us a bad grade?
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Yeah. They stood for corruption and greed.
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Reassigned? Can I at least come down to your office and talk to you about this?
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- Good morning, class. - Good morning, Mrs. Lockhart.
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All right. How about we go around the room and everyone can say...
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- Oh, my God! - Yo, it's my turn to deliver.
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It's... What is this?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 21
I wish you'd told me that before I got you this.
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WOMAN: Give that back! MAN: Man!
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On my 25th birthday, your father surprised me by showing up...
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
Then you can have the remains.
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Chris, you can't be so impulsive.
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I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.
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You know what else is gross?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28
"mess all up the bitch's house."
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Wow. You know, you're right. Maybe I should just try...
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
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and my posse's representing West Side.
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Lois, honey, let's make sure we do this delicately, all right?
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I mean, a sopping-wet pair of breasts barely covered by a racing t-shirt.
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that I could tape to the back of Lois's head?
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'Cause I couldn't stand to be away from you for another moment.
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Maybe you could just get a divorce, and we could live together...
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It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. Don't put that in with my things!
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[Mr. Lockhart screaming]
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Yo, man, what's that thing in the middle?
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And don't worry. If Mr. Furley comes by, I'll make sure he thinks you're...
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- I could be a ditch digger? - A motel maid?
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"O, Captain! my Captain!"
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No, wait a minute. I can't call the police.
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- What happened to your shirt? - You know, just a pizza party at the office.
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Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy.

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You know, that is a terrific idea, Lois. I probably have a lot to offer young people.
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Good morning, class. I'm your substitute teacher, Brian Griffin.
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- Just pitch me a line right now. - Okay.
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It sucks! Mr. Griffin gave me an F on my first assignment!
#7
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when a teacher gave us a bad grade?
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Yeah. They stood for corruption and greed.
#10
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Reassigned? Can I at least come down to your office and talk to you about this?
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- Good morning, class. - Good morning, Mrs. Lockhart.
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All right. How about we go around the room and everyone can say...
#18
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- Oh, my God! - Yo, it's my turn to deliver.
#19
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It's... What is this?
#20
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I wish you'd told me that before I got you this.
#21
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WOMAN: Give that back! MAN: Man!
#22
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On my 25th birthday, your father surprised me by showing up...
#23
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Then you can have the remains.
#24
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Chris, you can't be so impulsive.
#25
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I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.
#26
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You know what else is gross?
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"mess all up the bitch's house."
#28
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Wow. You know, you're right. Maybe I should just try...
#29
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and my posse's representing West Side.
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Lois, honey, let's make sure we do this delicately, all right?
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I mean, a sopping-wet pair of breasts barely covered by a racing t-shirt.
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that I could tape to the back of Lois's head?
#34
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'Cause I couldn't stand to be away from you for another moment.
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Maybe you could just get a divorce, and we could live together...
#38
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It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. Don't put that in with my things!
#39
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[Mr. Lockhart screaming]
#41
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Yo, man, what's that thing in the middle?
#42
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And don't worry. If Mr. Furley comes by, I'll make sure he thinks you're...
#43
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- I could be a ditch digger? - A motel maid?
#44
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"O, Captain! my Captain!"
#45
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No, wait a minute. I can't call the police.
#47
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- What happened to your shirt? - You know, just a pizza party at the office.
#49
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Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy.
#50