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Season 4  "Snip"  4x3

Aired 6 years ago - Oct 10, 2012

Phil gets a vasectomy; Gloria and Jay can't agree on whether or not they should find out the sex of the baby; Mitchell tries to steer Cameron toward getting a part-time job.

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You know what? You can probably go ahead and cancel that.
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Well, clearly he thinks you're attractive, Lois. It's a positive thing.
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Either have the baby or don't.
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- All right. - You did good. Good.
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- What's the matter, Glenn? - Nothing.
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[Screams]
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Oh, my God! That one's having a heart attack!
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You're always getting medals for catching crooks.
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I'm the only one here who's got nothing, you know?
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From this day forth, people are gonna know the name Peter Griffin...
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Later, Brian. I gotta do something people will remember me for...
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Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says:
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- They just came out of the trees. - You saved my ass back there.
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who fought each other in the Civil War.
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In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record...
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I am gonna eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.
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LOIS: I love you, too, Peter. Even if you are full of nickels.
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My cousin Marshall insists if you look past the picture...
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You know what else you can't see? The writing on the wall.
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All right, you know what?
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Oh, my God, I almost didn't do it. I almost didn't do it.
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Now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck.
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- Yes, sir. - Good.
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Well, because I can't do anything for myself, Brian. I can't drive.
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We must stop Lex Luthor before he irradiates the world's supply of gold.
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you know, 800-mile drive for me, like, five seconds for you.
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I know. I'm so worried about him.
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