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Season 4  "My Hero"  4x22

Aired 6 years ago - May 08, 2013

Mitch's ex-boyfriend, a personable and successful doctor, invites the whole family to a fundraising event at a roller rink; Phil teaches Gloria how to skate; Haley helps Alex talk to boys.

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- One that makes you half a man - You're half a man
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You make a small incision in the
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When you do it with your wife
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And it's like why do you wear that if you don't want attention?
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Like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff
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A bunch of the guys on the force have had vasectomies,
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I don't know, Cleveland. It didn't work out so great that time I froze my nuts.
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It might be stuck to a tree or a rock.
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Yeah. Uh, I kind of, uh, warmed myself up in the car, if you catch my drift.
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I think I feel them moving.
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It's a boy!
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seeing as how I'm not a real man anymore.
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I got to go meet Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire down at...
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You, did you get me my Cheese Whiz, boy?
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Oh, that was a tricky one.
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Bertram! I haven't seen you since our microscopic encounter.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 22
So be it. I'll do to you what B.C. does to comedy on a daily basis.
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I'm just gonna grab something, too, and go back to bed.
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She's got elbow cleavage.
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Do it again, Griffin.
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It's five pounds at the most. It's not a big deal.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 28
He wants fat?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 29
Behold the armada!
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Unleash hell.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 31
What took you so ugly?
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- On television? - Yes.
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What's this?
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- Come on, we got to get you out of here. - No.
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A couple more oatmeal baths and you'll be all better.
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Well, kids, just when I thought we'd never find and assistant coach,
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 40
This Friday on TNT, the world premiere of Morgan Freeman in
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 41
Why, even right now, I'm just sitting in a chair
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No, I haven't. Maybe she's out looking for a man who can satisfy her.
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- Ow! Lois, that hurts! - Peter, if you'll just stop for one second...
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Lois, last night was amazing!
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You've got the best Spike Lee stories.
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It will please me.
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You have an annoying habit of turning up where you're not welcome.
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You make a small incision in the
#2
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When you do it with your wife
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 4
And it's like why do you wear that if you don't want attention?
#4
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Like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff
#5
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A bunch of the guys on the force have had vasectomies,
#7
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I don't know, Cleveland. It didn't work out so great that time I froze my nuts.
#8
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It might be stuck to a tree or a rock.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 12
Yeah. Uh, I kind of, uh, warmed myself up in the car, if you catch my drift.
#12
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I think I feel them moving.
#13
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It's a boy!
#15
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seeing as how I'm not a real man anymore.
#17
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I got to go meet Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire down at...
#18
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You, did you get me my Cheese Whiz, boy?
#19
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Oh, that was a tricky one.
#20
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Bertram! I haven't seen you since our microscopic encounter.
#21
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So be it. I'll do to you what B.C. does to comedy on a daily basis.
#22
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I'm just gonna grab something, too, and go back to bed.
#23
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She's got elbow cleavage.
#24
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Do it again, Griffin.
#26
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It's five pounds at the most. It's not a big deal.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 28
He wants fat?
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 29
Behold the armada!
#29
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Unleash hell.
#30
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What took you so ugly?
#31
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- On television? - Yes.
#34
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What's this?
#35
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- Come on, we got to get you out of here. - No.
#37
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A couple more oatmeal baths and you'll be all better.
#38
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Well, kids, just when I thought we'd never find and assistant coach,
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 40
This Friday on TNT, the world premiere of Morgan Freeman in
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 22 (S04E22) - 41
Why, even right now, I'm just sitting in a chair
#41
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No, I haven't. Maybe she's out looking for a man who can satisfy her.
#42
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- Ow! Lois, that hurts! - Peter, if you'll just stop for one second...
#43
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Lois, last night was amazing!
#44
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You've got the best Spike Lee stories.
#45
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It will please me.
#46
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You have an annoying habit of turning up where you're not welcome.
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