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Season 4  "A Slight at the Opera"  4x14

Aired 6 years ago - Feb 06, 2013

When the lead in the school's production of "Phantom of the Opera" gets sick, Manny is willing to do anything to land the lead; Phil and Jay wind up in a golf-off with Mitch and Pepper; Gloria and Alex visit a psychic.

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Meg sucks. Everything she does is so freaking terrible and depressing.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 6
I'm just telling for your own benefit. I'm very aware that I'm watching a play right now.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 7
- You like eating red carpet, tough guy? - Yes.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 8
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 9
- I hear there's one on vacuuming. - Really? That sounds interesting...
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 10
Man, this sucks worse than my 16th birthday party.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 11
Our top story, beloved entertainer Bob Hope
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 12
when a "trouser malfunction" caused him to expose his testicles.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 13
Yeah, it's done.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 14
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 15
Sir, what course of action do you recommend regarding the Hyde Pierce incident?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 16
What? Why are they blocking out all the good stuff?
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 17
I'll stimulate the economy by buying an American car.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 18
Well, Peter, I'm flattered you came to me for help. We'll have more after this.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 19
I bought a giant, life-size slingshot from you. Itjust slammed me into a mountain.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 20
but I'm not supposed to tell Mom because she'll just bitch him out.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 21
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 22
like in All in the Family, where Archie got the Jeffersons to move.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 23
- Good night, Jim Bob. - Good night, Pa.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 24
Peter, look at these numbers. We're a hit. I'd think about expanding your programming.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 25
a wonderful look back on all the partial nudity network television used to offer.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 26
You gotta be careful about what you put on your network.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 27
Don't worry. I got a bunch of great new shows lined up.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 28
You cheeky bastard.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 29
We'll find out where. Giggety giggety, giggety goo. Stick around.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 30
Responsibility lies with the parents.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 31
Soap's right there next to the radio, and towels are on the roof.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 33
- I dared him. - All right. Here we go.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 34
Turn off the windshield wipers. They don't work. They're making it worse.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 35
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 36
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special-interest groups
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 37
And if you find yourself with some young, sexy thing
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 38
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 39
but I'm here to tell you that as of today, PTV is shut down.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 40
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 41
- What are you doing? - Censoring real life.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 42
Before I start playing, I'm gonna eat this whole sandwich.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 43
I'll finish it later.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 44
What? Now I can't say... in my own... house?
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the world wouldn't have some of its most inspired creations.
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- I'm Officer Reeses. What happened here? - He got peanut butter on my chocolate.
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 49
Whoa. Those actions are highly inappropriate.
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Meg sucks. Everything she does is so freaking terrible and depressing.
#5
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I'm just telling for your own benefit. I'm very aware that I'm watching a play right now.
#6
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- You like eating red carpet, tough guy? - Yes.
#7
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- I hear there's one on vacuuming. - Really? That sounds interesting...
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 10
Man, this sucks worse than my 16th birthday party.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 11
Our top story, beloved entertainer Bob Hope
#11
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when a "trouser malfunction" caused him to expose his testicles.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 13
Yeah, it's done.
#13
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Sir, what course of action do you recommend regarding the Hyde Pierce incident?
#15
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What? Why are they blocking out all the good stuff?
#16
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I'll stimulate the economy by buying an American car.
#17
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Well, Peter, I'm flattered you came to me for help. We'll have more after this.
#18
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I bought a giant, life-size slingshot from you. Itjust slammed me into a mountain.
#19
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but I'm not supposed to tell Mom because she'll just bitch him out.
#20
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like in All in the Family, where Archie got the Jeffersons to move.
#22
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- Good night, Jim Bob. - Good night, Pa.
#23
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Peter, look at these numbers. We're a hit. I'd think about expanding your programming.
#24
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a wonderful look back on all the partial nudity network television used to offer.
#25
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You gotta be careful about what you put on your network.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 27
Don't worry. I got a bunch of great new shows lined up.
#27
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You cheeky bastard.
#28
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We'll find out where. Giggety giggety, giggety goo. Stick around.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 30
Responsibility lies with the parents.
#30
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Soap's right there next to the radio, and towels are on the roof.
#31
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- I dared him. - All right. Here we go.
#33
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Turn off the windshield wipers. They don't work. They're making it worse.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 35
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
#35
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They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special-interest groups
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 37
And if you find yourself with some young, sexy thing
#37
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I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
#38
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but I'm here to tell you that as of today, PTV is shut down.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 40 #40 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 41
- What are you doing? - Censoring real life.
#41
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Before I start playing, I'm gonna eat this whole sandwich.
#42
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I'll finish it later.
#43
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What? Now I can't say... in my own... house?
#44
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the world wouldn't have some of its most inspired creations.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 48
- I'm Officer Reeses. What happened here? - He got peanut butter on my chocolate.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 49
Whoa. Those actions are highly inappropriate.
#49
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