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Season 4  "Heart Broken"  4x15

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 13, 2013

Claire and Phil's Valentine's Day romp ends with Claire in the hospital; Jay and Gloria's attempts at romance are interrupted by the kids; after hosting a wild party, Cam and Mitch are left with hangovers and a new housemate.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 1
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- This is Brian, our newest contributor. - Hi, there. How's it going?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 3
I'm sorry?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 4
- Where are the toilets? - No one at The New Yorker has an anus.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 5
- Lance, I told you to fix that chair. - I checked it earlier. It seems fine.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 6
Cleveland's right. It seems it's our destiny to be the A-Team after all.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 7
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 8
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 9
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 10
You went to Harvard? I'm an Ivy-League man myself. I went to Brown.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 11
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 12
It didn't work out too well for Kristy McNichol, but then again, nothing did.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 13
but, it's just not working out and we've decided to go another way, so...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 14
Boy, not graduating from college has haunted me for years.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 16
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 17
Hi, I'm your roommate Caleb. I like cutting myself.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 18
and we need money for books and highlighters
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 19
- Stewie, you want more strained peas? - What you talkin' 'bout, vile woman?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 20
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 21
This is advanced physics, right?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 22
Statistics indicate that both of those men will rape you.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 23
Now, Louie Anderson, our first test is Friday,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 24
Don't you worry, sad little girl. The A-Team'll get your beloved kitty down. Ready, boys?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 25
We're the A-Team.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 26
It's an MC Escher drawing. I think it's called Crazy Stairs.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 27
I am so all about Ultimate Frisbee.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 28
I graded your assignments.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 29
May I borrow your pen?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 30
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 31
You know, I haven't taken a shower since we got here. I totally reek, man. Check this out.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 33
Oh, no, I take Stewie there all the time, don't I, sweetie?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 34
Well, all right. Make sure you practise safe sex, Meg.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 36
Dammit, Steve, you forgot to put out the cheese and crackers.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 37
before you came along I was so depressed I was planning to kill myself.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 38
You were supposed to get potato chips, you jackass.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 39
- Oh, baby. - I thought about this all day.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 40
Only way I'll pass is if I cheat. If I do, what was the point of coming back to college?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 41
Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 42
We'll probably shoot the ground around you to make you scared.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 43
Messed his neck up, he's got partial numbness, he's just not the same guy.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 44
Well, you got a lot of work to do. We should get out of your hair.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 45
- We're a terrible A-Team. - The problem is we didn't stay focused.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 46
Is it a problem if your penis and your vagina touch?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 47
I couldn't do it. I thought I'd be able to finish this time,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 48
- Hey, what's in this closet? - What are you doing?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 49
Stop! Stop it! Stop it! It's scaring me!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 50

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Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 2
- This is Brian, our newest contributor. - Hi, there. How's it going?
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 3
I'm sorry?
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 4
- Where are the toilets? - No one at The New Yorker has an anus.
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 5
- Lance, I told you to fix that chair. - I checked it earlier. It seems fine.
#5 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 6
Cleveland's right. It seems it's our destiny to be the A-Team after all.
#6 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 7
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them,
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 8 #8 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 9 #9 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 10
You went to Harvard? I'm an Ivy-League man myself. I went to Brown.
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 11 #11 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 12
It didn't work out too well for Kristy McNichol, but then again, nothing did.
#12 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 13
but, it's just not working out and we've decided to go another way, so...
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 14
Boy, not graduating from college has haunted me for years.
#14 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 15 #15 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 16 #16 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 17
Hi, I'm your roommate Caleb. I like cutting myself.
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 18
and we need money for books and highlighters
#18 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 19
- Stewie, you want more strained peas? - What you talkin' 'bout, vile woman?
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 20 #20 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 21
This is advanced physics, right?
#21 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 22
Statistics indicate that both of those men will rape you.
#22 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 23
Now, Louie Anderson, our first test is Friday,
#23 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 24
Don't you worry, sad little girl. The A-Team'll get your beloved kitty down. Ready, boys?
#24 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 25
We're the A-Team.
#25 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 26
It's an MC Escher drawing. I think it's called Crazy Stairs.
#26 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 27
I am so all about Ultimate Frisbee.
#27 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 28
I graded your assignments.
#28 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 29
May I borrow your pen?
#29 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 30 #30 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 31
You know, I haven't taken a shower since we got here. I totally reek, man. Check this out.
#31 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 32 #32 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 33
Oh, no, I take Stewie there all the time, don't I, sweetie?
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 34
Well, all right. Make sure you practise safe sex, Meg.
#34 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 35 #35 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 36
Dammit, Steve, you forgot to put out the cheese and crackers.
#36 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 37
before you came along I was so depressed I was planning to kill myself.
#37 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 38
You were supposed to get potato chips, you jackass.
#38 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 39
- Oh, baby. - I thought about this all day.
#39 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 40
Only way I'll pass is if I cheat. If I do, what was the point of coming back to college?
#40 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 41 #41 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 42
We'll probably shoot the ground around you to make you scared.
#42 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 43
Messed his neck up, he's got partial numbness, he's just not the same guy.
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 44
Well, you got a lot of work to do. We should get out of your hair.
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 45
- We're a terrible A-Team. - The problem is we didn't stay focused.
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 46
Is it a problem if your penis and your vagina touch?
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 47
I couldn't do it. I thought I'd be able to finish this time,
#47 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 48
- Hey, what's in this closet? - What are you doing?
#48 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 49
Stop! Stop it! Stop it! It's scaring me!
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 50 #50