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Season 8  "Good-Bye Radar (Part 2)"  8x5

Aired 44 years ago - Oct 15, 1979

As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The responsibility for procuring a new generator falls on Klinger, who lacks Radar's masterful knack of cutting through red tape in search of much-needed supplies.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 1
Aah! [ Grunts ] Margaret, you're gonna have to hold that back for me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 2
Okay. I think she's ready.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 3
- [ Sparking ] - I don't like the sound of that sizzle. Turn it off!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 4
Hey, listen. If I'm not back to my unit by oh-noon-hundred, I'm gonna be AWOL without leave.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 5
Well, it's not fair. Nobody should be allowed...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 6
Hey, Olsen?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 9
- Where are you headed? - Me? Korea. The war.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 10
Oh, I'm Walter O'Radar-- I mean, I'm Walter O'Reilly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 11
although Major Houlihan would kill 'em if they did.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 13
Give him a quarter gram of morphine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 14
- How long am I gonna hurt like this? - Two or three days...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 15
We're not talkin' chipped beef here. Generators are mighty scarce.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 16
Got a distended abdomen here. I need some gastric suction.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 17
- I've never even heard of that. - It's a thingamabob dreamed up in the '30s...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 18
Yeah. He knows me. I've been sending him love letters for a year.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 19
And while you're at it, make arrangements with the 8063rd...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 20
- You know what I miss the most? - Uh-uh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 21
- No kidding? - Yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 22
That's where all my family is-- my mom and my Uncle Ed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 24
- I'll just wait for my regular flight. - Listen, bub.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 25
Damn. I mean, shoot.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 26
as long as I stopped for water every 1 0 minutes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 28
He wants some more meat loaf. She'll have another slab of liver.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 29
- That's better. -Just a roll...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 30
Have 'em belly up to the buffet.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 31
Perhaps for your ox?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32
The sad thing is, one man's poison is another man's meat.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 33
I was gettin' carsick and airsick at the same time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 34
How lucky can I get? Okay, you clowns, come on.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 35
What the heck. I was the first one on. Figures I oughta be the first one off.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 36
Well, there she is: Dr. Wangensteen's magic suction machine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 37
and the aspirated material collects down here in the chipped beef can.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 38
I haven't been this moved since Heidi.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 39
- Oh, no, no, no, no! Thanks. I know a lot of doctors here. - Oh, I'm much better.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 40
- Radar.! Ha-ha.! Welcome back, son. - Thank you, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 41
You got back in the nick of time. While you were away, both our generators went AWOL.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 42
- I'm gonna get somethin' to eat and take a shower. - No time for the shower, son.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 43
A generator's only a three-call finagle. I mean, a couple boxes of toilet paper here...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 44
Oh, my gosh. Oh! Look what you've done to this place!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 45
[ Sighs ] Geez, you go away for a little R & R...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 46
Huh? Hu-- You're telling me!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 47
I got a neat collection of SpikeJones records with a lot of burps and-- [ Gulps ] on 'em.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 49
- I'm tellin' ya. I couldn't get one. - What?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 50
Oh, boy. One break. I can't catch one lousy break.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 2
Okay. I think she's ready.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 3
- [ Sparking ] - I don't like the sound of that sizzle. Turn it off!
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 4
Hey, listen. If I'm not back to my unit by oh-noon-hundred, I'm gonna be AWOL without leave.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 5
Well, it's not fair. Nobody should be allowed...
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 6
Hey, Olsen?
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 7 #7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 8 #8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 9
- Where are you headed? - Me? Korea. The war.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 10
Oh, I'm Walter O'Radar-- I mean, I'm Walter O'Reilly.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 11
although Major Houlihan would kill 'em if they did.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 12 #12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 13
Give him a quarter gram of morphine.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 14
- How long am I gonna hurt like this? - Two or three days...
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 15
We're not talkin' chipped beef here. Generators are mighty scarce.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 16
Got a distended abdomen here. I need some gastric suction.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 17
- I've never even heard of that. - It's a thingamabob dreamed up in the '30s...
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 18
Yeah. He knows me. I've been sending him love letters for a year.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 19
And while you're at it, make arrangements with the 8063rd...
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 20
- You know what I miss the most? - Uh-uh.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 21
- No kidding? - Yeah.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 22
That's where all my family is-- my mom and my Uncle Ed.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 23 #23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 24
- I'll just wait for my regular flight. - Listen, bub.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 25
Damn. I mean, shoot.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 26
as long as I stopped for water every 1 0 minutes.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 27 #27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 28
He wants some more meat loaf. She'll have another slab of liver.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 29
- That's better. -Just a roll...
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 30
Have 'em belly up to the buffet.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 31
Perhaps for your ox?
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32
The sad thing is, one man's poison is another man's meat.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 33
I was gettin' carsick and airsick at the same time.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 34
How lucky can I get? Okay, you clowns, come on.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 35
What the heck. I was the first one on. Figures I oughta be the first one off.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 36
Well, there she is: Dr. Wangensteen's magic suction machine.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 37
and the aspirated material collects down here in the chipped beef can.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 38
I haven't been this moved since Heidi.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 39
- Oh, no, no, no, no! Thanks. I know a lot of doctors here. - Oh, I'm much better.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 40
- Radar.! Ha-ha.! Welcome back, son. - Thank you, sir.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 41
You got back in the nick of time. While you were away, both our generators went AWOL.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 42
- I'm gonna get somethin' to eat and take a shower. - No time for the shower, son.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 43
A generator's only a three-call finagle. I mean, a couple boxes of toilet paper here...
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 44
Oh, my gosh. Oh! Look what you've done to this place!
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 45
[ Sighs ] Geez, you go away for a little R & R...
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 46
Huh? Hu-- You're telling me!
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 47
I got a neat collection of SpikeJones records with a lot of burps and-- [ Gulps ] on 'em.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 48 #48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 49
- I'm tellin' ya. I couldn't get one. - What?
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 50
Oh, boy. One break. I can't catch one lousy break.
#50