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Season 8  "War Co-Respondent"  8x23

Aired 44 years ago - Mar 03, 1980

B.J. finds himself attracted to a famous war correspondent, Aggie O'Shea, who has fallen in love with him.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 1
Well, okay, but you'll be up all night sticking postage stamps on my geisha girl.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 2
What I want is to be sent to Tokyo.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 3
There's also an extra bunk in my tent if you're not choosy about roommates.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 4
So, now that you've seen our world-famous Mess Tent, what can I show you next?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 5
Really? Oh, there is something that I'm kind of curious about.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 6
Whither thou goest,Jackson. Do you mind a backseat driver?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 7
- Needling a nurse? - I surrender already.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 8
That's what I had in mind-- sticking close, playing doctor.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 9
Well, it doesn't exactly hurt. It just feels kind of heavy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 10
How do, ma'am. I'm sorry I turned in before I had a chance to meet you last night.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 11
- We've got Aggie and Grandpa Moses here. - Oh, really, Colonel?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 12
- Scout's honor, not a giggle. - All right, let's go.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 13
- You're frothing at the mouth. - You betcha I'm frothing. Now, what are you doing?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 14
- Who's this cute little guy? - Used to be my clerk.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 15
Oh. This man I recognize.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 16
- I'm no Norman Rockwell. - No need. We already have one.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 17
Sugar Ray beats Jake LaMotta, and I'm a sportswriter.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 18
to put the Phillies ahead of the Dodgers and into the World Series.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 19
Couple of trips over here, and I'm a war correspondent with Bill Mauldin overtones.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 20
You don't find a lot of women in your line of work.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 21
- Does it show? - Yes.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 22
Please. I hate the way you beat around the bush.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 23
- Aggie, you're really something. - Oh, let's not lose control.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 24
You're an extraordinarily attractive woman.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 25
and the feeling is very, very mutual.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 26
- Good thinking, Houlihan. Still, this place is no picnic. - Well--
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 27
Well, we're all adult.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 28
B.J.? B.J.? Oh, that's a laugh.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 29
Hold it right there. Don't move.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 30
Mmm! That is quite good.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 31
Ho, ho. I didn't run away last night. You did.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 32
It's a wonderful day for, uh-- for--
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 33
- ? That's all I live for ? - He sings very well.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 34
So, listen, uh, how do you feel today?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 35
Can be. These kids never come in here laughing.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 36
- I feel pretty good, mostly. How you doin'? - Fine.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 37
and my Aunt Shirley, not necessarily in that order.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 39
Into the sac around the heart to drain it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 40
Anything close to the heart is risky.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 41
Would you like a second opinion?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 43
viciously gossiping about tawdry, backstreet romances, and I'm not in 'em.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 44
Pitching Woo? Isn't he the Chinese baseball star?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 45
It's nice to know you find my personal life so entertaining.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 46
I'll give you a hand.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 47
It's the way I'm beginning to feel about her.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 48
I never met a woman like her. She's so different, so exciting.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 50
and he'd be hanging around the malt shop with Emmy Lou.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 2
What I want is to be sent to Tokyo.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 3
There's also an extra bunk in my tent if you're not choosy about roommates.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 4
So, now that you've seen our world-famous Mess Tent, what can I show you next?
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 5
Really? Oh, there is something that I'm kind of curious about.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 6
Whither thou goest,Jackson. Do you mind a backseat driver?
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 7
- Needling a nurse? - I surrender already.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 8
That's what I had in mind-- sticking close, playing doctor.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 9
Well, it doesn't exactly hurt. It just feels kind of heavy.
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 10
How do, ma'am. I'm sorry I turned in before I had a chance to meet you last night.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 11
- We've got Aggie and Grandpa Moses here. - Oh, really, Colonel?
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 12
- Scout's honor, not a giggle. - All right, let's go.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 13
- You're frothing at the mouth. - You betcha I'm frothing. Now, what are you doing?
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 14
- Who's this cute little guy? - Used to be my clerk.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 15
Oh. This man I recognize.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 16
- I'm no Norman Rockwell. - No need. We already have one.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 17
Sugar Ray beats Jake LaMotta, and I'm a sportswriter.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 18
to put the Phillies ahead of the Dodgers and into the World Series.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 19
Couple of trips over here, and I'm a war correspondent with Bill Mauldin overtones.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 20
You don't find a lot of women in your line of work.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 21
- Does it show? - Yes.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 22
Please. I hate the way you beat around the bush.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 23
- Aggie, you're really something. - Oh, let's not lose control.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 24
You're an extraordinarily attractive woman.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 25
and the feeling is very, very mutual.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 26
- Good thinking, Houlihan. Still, this place is no picnic. - Well--
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 27
Well, we're all adult.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 28
B.J.? B.J.? Oh, that's a laugh.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 29
Hold it right there. Don't move.
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 30
Mmm! That is quite good.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 31
Ho, ho. I didn't run away last night. You did.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 32
It's a wonderful day for, uh-- for--
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 33
- ? That's all I live for ? - He sings very well.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 34
So, listen, uh, how do you feel today?
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 35
Can be. These kids never come in here laughing.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 36
- I feel pretty good, mostly. How you doin'? - Fine.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 37
and my Aunt Shirley, not necessarily in that order.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 38 #38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 39
Into the sac around the heart to drain it.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 40
Anything close to the heart is risky.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 41
Would you like a second opinion?
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 42 #42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 43
viciously gossiping about tawdry, backstreet romances, and I'm not in 'em.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 44
Pitching Woo? Isn't he the Chinese baseball star?
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 45
It's nice to know you find my personal life so entertaining.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 46
I'll give you a hand.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 47
It's the way I'm beginning to feel about her.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 48
I never met a woman like her. She's so different, so exciting.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 49 #49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 50
and he'd be hanging around the malt shop with Emmy Lou.
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