S4 E8
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CBS
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Season 4  "The Kids"  4x8

Aired 45 years ago - Oct 31, 1975

The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties.

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It might be tonight. Sooner, I don't know.
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Now how are you going to get back there?
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- ¶ what you lost when you left this world ¶
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- I'm--no. [laughs]
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- Heart attacks.
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- I have a gift too.
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Thank you very much.
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But I don't control my work schedule.
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- 'cause you're making the face.
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You know what?
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But I can't. - So what'd you tell her?
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Crazy, right?
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Don't do anything until I get there.
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To protect you.
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Awful lot of trouble for one girl.
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There are others. Sylar is killing them.
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My wife and I had been having trouble conceiving a child
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You and I will handle this, okay?
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And this thing here--just pretend it never happened, okay?
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- Ah, a-okay, cowboy.
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- Hiro, hey.
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Pick a place.
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- [laughs]
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For relaxing on the beaches of lake biwa.
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- You were on autopilot, talking about otsu.
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- It's the aneurysm.
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Local bus service from odessa to lubbock,
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And then... What did you do to me?
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