S6 E5
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Season 6  "Architect of Destruction"  6x5

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 18, 2010

Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 1
Snakes. Did you just say "snakes"?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
than the hottest girl I've ever slept with?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
Glenmckenna, aged 30 years in oak casks.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
A glass of the J-Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch sounds lovely.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
and efficient that fits comfortably in your pocket,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
such as Winston Churchill...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
I do not do that.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Impossible. Max's penis is stuck in my brain like a splinter.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
do you want to ruin...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
But you definitely have me rethinking this eye shadow.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
Whose dream?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
You can shoplift and pretend you're just confused.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
I was a tranny before, but it's still sweet.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
Will you sign this petition?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
Hmm.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
when she found out that you're the one
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
I'm a veterinarian.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
The point is, you weren't pretending
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
So I walk into my boss's office
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
Got it: small penis.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
Yeah, but, uh, you know what they say.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
The office is tiny. The conference room is tiny.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
And I figured, "Hey, Ted's a vet.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
You're great.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
Oh, come on! What about you men and your locker room talk?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
that guys don't talk about sex?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
You just broke in and stole these guys?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Chinese Democracy.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
Although I hear there's a lovely rooftop patio
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
a sociopath, a lunatic,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
Well, I can't tear down The Arcadian.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
Hey.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
...or "It's always 4:20 somewhere"?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
Ted, everything okay?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
I had to. Now that you have no shot with the girl,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
And stop shouting!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
You're right. I can design it however I want.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
Ugh, he thinks I like this...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
like Lenny from Of Mice and Men?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
call Robin, okay, and have a good laugh about it?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
Well, that explains a few voicemails.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50
where everything comes together...

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
than the hottest girl I've ever slept with?
#2
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.
#3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
Glenmckenna, aged 30 years in oak casks.
#4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
A glass of the J-Jumbo Jim's Grape Scotch sounds lovely.
#5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
and efficient that fits comfortably in your pocket,
#6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
such as Winston Churchill...
#7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
I do not do that.
#8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Impossible. Max's penis is stuck in my brain like a splinter.
#9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
do you want to ruin...
#10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
But you definitely have me rethinking this eye shadow.
#12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
Whose dream?
#13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
You can shoplift and pretend you're just confused.
#14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
I was a tranny before, but it's still sweet.
#15
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
Will you sign this petition?
#16
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
Hmm.
#17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
when she found out that you're the one
#18
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
I'm a veterinarian.
#19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21 #21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
The point is, you weren't pretending
#22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
So I walk into my boss's office
#23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
Got it: small penis.
#24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
Yeah, but, uh, you know what they say.
#25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
The office is tiny. The conference room is tiny.
#26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27 #27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
And I figured, "Hey, Ted's a vet.
#28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29 #29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
You're great.
#30
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
Oh, come on! What about you men and your locker room talk?
#31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
that guys don't talk about sex?
#32
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33 #33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
You just broke in and stole these guys?
#34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Chinese Democracy.
#35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
Although I hear there's a lovely rooftop patio
#36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
a sociopath, a lunatic,
#37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
Well, I can't tear down The Arcadian.
#38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
Hey.
#39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
...or "It's always 4:20 somewhere"?
#40
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Ted, everything okay?
#41
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I had to. Now that you have no shot with the girl,
#43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
And stop shouting!
#44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
You're right. I can design it however I want.
#45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
Ugh, he thinks I like this...
#46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
like Lenny from Of Mice and Men?
#47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
call Robin, okay, and have a good laugh about it?
#48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
Well, that explains a few voicemails.
#49
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50
where everything comes together...
#50